>English lingua franca >Steam engine and industrial revolution which led to the modern age >Theory of gravity which helped create modern physics >Theory of evolution which explained how life develops >Antibiotics which have saved hundreds of millions of lives >When we stopped being a superpower, one of our old English speaking colonies took over >Former British colonies have excellent living standards and government >Still a UN security council member, one of world's top economies and massive cultural influence
How do you deal with the fact you'll never be British?
I love the english language to be quite honest with you guys, family.
Matthew Davis
God Britain is great. Add free market capitalism to that list. It unironically increased and disseminated the wealth and development of the world exponentially.
Liam Lee
only natural, it's ours, perfect language at that too
Robert Sanchez
A lot of the banking Jewery we used was pioneered by the based Dutch
Jaxson Lee
que senor?
Asher Campbell
i mean, we basically are
Asher Fisher
based cunt
Luis Johnson
Why are British writers so good?
>Dickens >Shakespeare >Tolkien >Orwell
the list is just endless
Jace Parker
wheres the banter
Dylan Wright
based. Why couldn't Spain or Poortugal do such a good of a job as bongs with thier colonies?
you're going the right way to get your behind smacked young man
Camden Nguyen
Not white. Obviously
Kayden Williams
And you're fixin to getting thumped upside the head mister If you lot weren't such snobs and maybe what you said would be true Dommage que tous les Britanniques sont pareils !
Because they fucked the natives rather than driving them out
Joseph Smith
Britain should've let France get smashed to bits in 1914, they wouldn't be getting stabbed in the back by France and the rest of formerly Allied Europe.
Luis Brown
luckily british men are all paedos and gays so it wasnt a problem
i thought the american influence was much stronger in australia
Nathan Davis
australians are basically sun burned brits
Christopher Hill
i was more thinking from an ethnic perspective, also this
John Russell
i feel sorry for you aussies cursed with milk white british skin in that baking heat. no wonder you all get skin cancer. it must be fucking annoying having the put sun cream on so much but its better than cancer
Brayden Evans
i actually figured out a failproof method of overcoming this that i've implemented with great success, it's called being a shutin loser who barely goes outside
Landon Wood
At the moment there's more influence from America coming in but we're still much closer to England. Especially in the base of how people interact and society is set out, but also most things really.
Jaxon Myers
Spain and portugal are not good historically or modern.
Colton Davis
not a longterm strategy
Luis James
bamp
Wyatt Thomas
unironically this.
Carter Campbell
>not a longterm strategy Neither is being alive
David White
Who said I had a problem with that?
Camden Nelson
ok...
Colton Evans
I recognise that borders are just a social construct and that all human achievement is just human in the end
what about the most contagious shit that is coming from here? like consumerism, feminism, pc, obsession with social media, etc?
>in the base of how people interact and society is set out, good for you!
Daniel Robinson
>all human achievement is just human in the end
ah yes the australian aborigine tribes deserve just as much credit for the works of isaac newton as does europe
Henry Foster
they deserve as much credit as you do, random brit non-achiever
>but user, he was possibly my greatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreatgreat second cousin's inlaw oh wow you're so superior
Zachary Collins
u trolin son
Ian Walker
i bet your underwear has holes in it
Alexander Sanchez
the only hole around here is the dripping wet one behind me that belongs to your mother
Mason King
why would i be mad you're satisfying my mother's needs? all human achievement is human
Julian Butler
i just wish shed stop charging 30 euros its too mujch for the service on offer
Daniel Gutierrez
for dealing with your old underpants i think it's a bargain
Nathan Nelson
english is lingua franca due to USA and you forgot faraday, heaviside, and based maxwell
Aiden Morris
is it true isaac newton invented gravity whilst having sex with a massively obese brazilian MILF
Oliver Hall
>english is lingua franca due to USA
NO
Eli Flores
Face it, you all live in a German world
>English language has Germanic roots >Printing enabled us to rediscover science and opened the doors to a modern world of science & technology >Theory of quantum mechanics which helped create bleeding edge physics >Bacteriology which explained how life works and diseases spread >X-Ray, Aspirine and Morphine which helped diagnosing and treating conditions >When we stopped being a superpower, one of our adversaries took over >Has the whole EU by the balls and regained control of Europe without force
How do you deal with the fact you'll never be German?
Joseph Myers
Face it, you all live in a Swedish world
>pewds
How do you deal with the fact you'll never be Swedish?
>Australians are the true masters of mankind's destiny >apex predators who conquered the harshest fauna and flora >literally a flawless country >uncontested cultural dominance of the world >innovative, uncompromising, playful, beautiful >jobs and growth
Justin Jackson
True! Ever since I learned about Bendigo I am a big fan! I wanna go there one day and get me a green cube! (No, seriously, love you guys)
Thanks for gravity lads! Without it I couldn't sleep in my cozy bed. Good morning tho
Adam Fisher
no worries m8
David Fisher
go to request permission to the queen to be, coward! coward as those who sink a ship out of the area of conflict or use mercenaries from their colonies in wars, the lack of balls is typical of all who carry the union jack on their flag
Ethan Fisher
hahahahahahahaha, as the old scottish saying goes, touch not the cat bot a glove you brought it all upon yourself
