Sleepy thread for it's sleepy posters.
/ausnz/
Julian Roberts
Jose Reyes
Hi. How is Winston these days? Is the price of food still skyrocketing? I heard J&B got canned. Seen any munters lately?
Carson Rivera
>How is Winston these days?
Still a funny old cunt.
The old man has some life left in him still.
>Is the price of food still skyrocketing?
It's not too bad where I'm at but I could imagine it's pretty rough in areas.
>I heard J&B got canned
What the fucks J&B?
>Seen any munters lately?
I only have to look in the mirror.
Daniel Morris
Jono and Ben TV show
Lucas Cox
Ahhh I guess they have been canned.
I stop watching after they pulled it from the 10 o'clock spot and made it earlier.
Joseph Hughes
Jesus Christ how Cute and Adorable
>we will never have a small Kiwi hobby ranch in Fucking Nowhere, West Coast
Jaxson Jones
Why do you like the idea of here on the coast?
It's not as idyllic as you probably think it is.
Lucas Bennett
VERY hungover.
Going out in public was a hassle.
Joshua Howard
POST YOU NERDS!!
Chase Taylor
I'll think about it
Levi Myers
It is time
Luke Flores
Good give it some serious thought though.
I want you committed, this isn't a decision you make on the spot.
What time?
Xavier Morris
Heck time
Austin Parker
But thats the WORST time...
Caleb Young
Heck
Adam Ramirez
morning lads
who wants a german boyfriend here?
Gavin Gray
Use some shitty dating app already
Jaxson Anderson
Heck indeed...
No.
No one does, go away.
Gabriel Watson
there are no hot jewish cuteposters or australian surfer boys in germany
Ryan Miller
yes hello I am very drunk again I wish to see Westy so I can smooch up his rosy cheeks in la bise
Jeremiah Roberts
did you know when you're drunk your belly turns red? show us your belly!
Ian Nguyen
No my cheeks turn red
I'm lookin at my belly right now and it's no redder than anyplace but my big puffy facecheeks
I'll take my Germany filter off right now so I can see your posts since you seem less a nuisance than your countrymen
I don't mean that offensively either, Germans when they visit /dixie/ are very often really mean spirited and just plain rude, I know near every German isn't but it will sorta feel that way at times
Evan Clark
cute :3
Tyler Cooper
Hello there you silly drunkard.
I'm nursing a hangover myself, been a bloody lazybones all day.
Hasn't been productive at all.
Hows your day been treating you cutie?
Austin Reyes
Yes henlo lads.
David Hill
you are too in your weird way
overbearing in a bit from what I've read but you're honestly nowhere near as bad as my Turkish friend can get
I really don't mean to be mean forgive me for that, please?
I've pretty darn drunk rn and when you get someone whose been shut up in a place super polite and where ya can't be honest if it means being rude n whatnot drunk they can get mean just by virtue of being honest
I envy the continentals since they're honest enough as is to not appear mean
I also wish I had the chance to be an exchange student to Thuringia
Oh Westy sweetyboi!~
I've been pretty good myself, done tons of chores n got off my rocker in the company of my buds n boyfriend
and it might not seem you've been productive but you've been doing somethin at the least lazybones, even if it be just breathin you're doing something that's makin ya better in a way
Gotta take it the right way ya?
Anyways I hope you're gonna have a darn nice day cuz you deserve it like all ya fine folk here at /ausnz/
I noticed there wasn't a thread earlier again but I was too mousy to post it, I'm not truly of ya folk and it'd be unbecoming of a stranger to post an edition for a general quite as lovely as this one
Mason Price
Ah yes. We have a young qt female my age working as carer tonight. Something qt to look at. Haha.
Elijah Rogers
the germans here are all weird and not very cute
we can meet and cuddle if you come here :3
Brayden Brooks
I don't know you well enough to embrace you, I'm sorry
I know who you are but you're as much a stranger to me as Governor Daugaard is
We've met, that's it
Though I'd be sure to take you up on meeting if only so we'd enjoy something together
Lincoln Bennett
God damn it. I been around two different qts today & if it wasn't for autism they would never even acknowledge me. HURTING INSIDE. WILL NEVER HAVE.
Justin Cox
Trust me bud you'll know love soon enough
I'm sure someone's smitten with ya somewhere and they'd love your company, just gotta keep at her bud and eventually Lady Love will do you right
William Hernandez
>done tons of chores n got off my rocker in the company of my buds n boyfriend
Sounds like a solid day, good company and good drink.
What more could you want?
>Gotta take it the right way ya?
I'm not too fussed about it, wasn't a complete waste of a day, I did my grocery shopping first thing in the morning
I think I was still drunk...
>Anyways I hope you're gonna have a darn nice day
Oh I will, sun was out with a nice cool breeze as well, it's been a easy day.
>I was too mousy to post it
Don't be silly, but its fine, there clearly isn't much activity today.
Nathaniel Perez
>What more could you want?
ACTUAL company
Were you Westy and Conway and all my friends now out downtown, chowing on chislic, smoking hookahs, and drinking ourselves silly it'd be the best damned day of my life sans the day I finally embrace my Love
>I'm not too fussed about it, wasn't a complete waste of a day, I did my grocery shopping first thing in the morning
>I think I was still drunk...
I've practically been drunk four days straight bud, at least you've been productive enough to get some decent grub
All I gots is some ground beef I'll be using for Spanish rice and dirty rice
>Oh I will, sun was out with a nice cool breeze as well, it's been a easy day
Lucky you, you're in Spring now right?
I'm facing winter and its its own pleasantries, I hope you have a day graced with the smells of sweetgrass and the buzz of bees and all the simplest of pleasantries
>Don't be silly, but its fine, there clearly isn't much activity today
I will be silly I feel it's not my place
I refrain from posting /dixie/ threads half the time because I'm not a true Southerner
Quadruple so for not being from Australia or New Zealand
And it don't matter how much activity there is it should be up simply because you lovely lovely folk should have somewhere to come home to and not have to make it, same way with /dixie/
Even now I'm sorta feeling a lil unwelcome just since I'm a seppo and I know that there are folk here like that big ol' meanie not too long ago I met who don't like me, I don't wanna be no bother and I don't want anyone else here to be no bother but me above them, ya know?
Jace Perry
you're always welcom here matey
Nolan Evans
>Were you Westy and Conway and all my friends now out downtown
That'll be mayhem, I'm pretty excitable so having the gang all out and about I'd be full of energy.
I'd love it too...
>I've practically been drunk four days straight bud
You're insane.. whatcha drinking tonight?
I don't know how you can drink like that, even I need a rest day.
Make sure you eat good buddy, remember to look after yourself.
>you're in Spring now right?
Yisss it's usually VERY rainy during spring around here but it's been pretty good.
>and all the simplest of pleasantries
I think birds are bloody nesting in my roof, they're making a racket.
>Even now I'm sorta feeling a lil unwelcome
You're a worrywart, pay it no mind.
You're more than welcome.
Connor Campbell
I-I suppose I just don't feel it, I'm sorry
>I'd love it too...
Christ I'd hope so
Catch a movie, couple shots of your favorite poison, a couple'a gayboys out on the town all having a blast
Wish it were the case bud I really do
>You're insane.. whatcha drinking tonight?
Straight gin, tried gin n tonic last night and I couldn't stomach it
I think I might be a weirdo
>Make sure you eat good buddy, remember to look after yourself
I have, I've been chuggin water like it's air, but I'm such a flighty lightweight that it probably one help me
>Yisss it's usually VERY rainy during spring around here but it's been pretty good
Lucky, I'm already kinda missing rain, we've been getting intermittent snowfall and sleet for all of October and it is no fun
Otherwise sans winter and June/July it's pretty dry
>I think birds are bloody nesting in my roof, they're making a racket
Better than the wasps who usually nest in mine bud
Unless they're woodpeckers, in which case God Bless you for even getting a wink of sleep
>You're a worrywart, pay it no mind
>You're more than welcome
Colton Parker
Imagine
Jeremiah Bell
Imagine what?
Aaron Allen
you're cute too :3
Kevin Robinson
nou
Alexander Russell
Just imagine
Samuel Rogers
But what imagine I?
Whatever?
Ryan Brooks
Imagine a cuddle orgy with everybody in this thread
Henry Anderson
>Wish it were the case bud I really do
As do I.. may happen sometime in the future.
Weirder things have happened.
>Straight gin
>I think I might be a weirdo
I think you might be too.
How can you stomach straight gin but not gin n tonic?
W E I R D O
>flighty lightweight
You're a lightweight?
I would have thought you would have built up a bit of tolerance to it.
>snowfall
rip, not a huge fan of snow, kinda glad it doesn't snow on the coast.
The novelty of it wears off very fast.
>Better than the wasps who usually nest in mine bud
You get wasps in ya roof often?
Bugger that... I'm a big ol' scaredy cat when it comes to wasps and bees...
>I'm mousy I am
Sillyboi, you can post whenever, don't need to just lurk.
Jump on in.
Ian Gray
I LOVE WESTIE PLATONICALLY
Cooper Morales
>As do I.. may happen sometime in the future
I do bud I do
It'd be real sweet to meetcha
Maybe if I'm ever so rich as to visit New Zealand we could meet, but that's wishful thinkin
>How can you stomach straight gin but not gin n tonic?
I can stomach 16 shots of whiskey too and not belch a bit of it up so maybe not as weird as it sounds
I don't get the big deal, tonic tastes like sin but gin tastes like medicine
I can stomach medicine but not sin
>I would have thought you would have built up a bit of tolerance to it
NOPE!
Three shots of anything 80 proof and I'm as done and dusted as the good half of my state!
>The novelty of it wears off very fast
Shame, I'd get teary eye'd at the thought but I'm not quite that drunk, eh!?
Something about that crunch of it makes me real reminiscent about good times, can't put my tongue on it
Winter's my favorite season as a result, though it'll snow in summer in this pisspot so I've no real reason behind it truthfully
>You get wasps in ya roof often?
Christ, in my bed too
Those buggers are everywhere but they're not too big, just real angry 'bout everything
I've met hornets better tempered than the wasps up here
>Bugger that... I'm a big ol' scaredy cat when it comes to wasps and bees...
I'll go running and screaming at the sight of one even nowadays
I got stuck outside my house for half a day once upon a time as a result of the buggers hanging about my front door, though that was when I was small so, yeah
>Sillyboi, you can post whenever, don't need to just lurk
I juuuuuuuuuuust might take you up on it bud, cheers~
Thomas Lopez
There are girls itt
Eli Scott
Love you too buddy.
Full-homo.
>It'd be real sweet to meetcha
It would be, I could imagine the mischief we'd get up to.
Maybe thats what you need to imagine.
>I can stomach 16 shots of whiskey too
Jesus... you're a well seasoned drinker, having more than 3 shots of anything makes me gag...
Making me feel like a little softie now.
>NOPE!
I suppose thats a good thing, you're a cheap drunk.
Hate having to drink a lot to really get silly but I don't get TOO smashed these days.
>Winter's my favorite season as a result
Don't mind Winter its self, it is quite a comfy season, inside all warm and cozy drinking a hot tea and watching something entertaining on the box while it's cold and storming outside.
Bliss.
>it'll snow in summer in this pisspot
Really?
Huh thats strange.
>in my bed too
In your fucking bed?!?
Holy shit that'll be terrifying as fuck!
>I'll go running and screaming at the sight of one even nowadays
It's nice to know I'm not alone in that regard...
Dominic Fisher
Girls in here?
Oh boy I hope they don't see me like this, they'd think I'm a big ol' fruitloop
>It would be, I could imagine the mischief we'd get up to
Not so mischief but merriment I say
So long as lads are together anything can be fun
>Jesus... you're a well seasoned drinker, having more than 3 shots of anything makes me gag...
>Making me feel like a little softie now
Well it helps if you chug it like a man as dry as a desert
You can practically feel the burning disappear by the final sip
>Hate having to drink a lot to really get silly but I don't get TOO smashed these days
Aww shame, I'd love to be all fuzzy witcha but I know it's morning and you're hungover and whatnot, I hope you feel better
Lotsa water! And a good helping of food too!
>Don't mind Winter its self, it is quite a comfy season, inside all warm and cozy drinking a hot tea and watching something entertaining on the box while it's cold and storming outside
Aye that too but some labor in the frost and it makes you appreciate a whole darn lot
Namely your fingers n toes, heheh
>Huh thats strange
You don't know half of it bud
This is a really weird corner of the world, we hold the world record for fastest temperature change
A change from -4C to 23C took place in two minutes, it broke glass, killed trees, and frosted over and thawed near everything in Spearfish SD, not but 40 minutes from me on our mucky yucky highways
Ya this place is a real weird n magical spot it is
>In your fucking bed?!?
>Holy shit that'll be terrifying as fuck!
Have nightmares to this day over it
Made me deathly afraid of every insect n spider and creepy crawly, I can't even stand to lookit our lovely dovely daddy longlegs here, the sweethearts
>It's nice to know I'm not alone in that regard...
Aye nobody gets it
It gets your heart racing and it's terrifying especially if they chase
I'd run myself deep into Rapid Creek to get away from flies, Christ's sake!
Justin Johnson
I'm sleepy. I currently have a fever and haven't been able to sleep properly.
Isaiah Martinez
Cuddling girls might be nice becaue their fat containers are soft :3
but of course they have to shower before and shut up and have to leave after
Isaac Hill
need to get out of my country
Caleb Cox
Make sure to get fluids with salt and sugar
Adam Ward
>Well it helps if you chug it like a man as dry as a desert
I don't think I'd be able to do that....
Thats a bit too high speed for me.
> I'd love to be all fuzzy witcha
I'd be getting SLOPPY drunk next week though.
You'll have to join.
>it's morning
It's 8 at night silly billy.
I've been drinking water like a fish and devouring the kitchen.
> -4C to 23C took place in two minutes
What
the
fuck?
That is real bizarre... thats bloody crazy.
>Have nightmares to this day over it
I would too, I hate ants for a similar reason.
Went to a shitty motel when I was younger and woke up with ants crawling all over me.
Whenever I see em my skin crawls.
Are you sick or something buddy?
Camden Brooks
What's wrong user?
Thomas Murphy
wait i thought everyone knew
i want to be a tranny
Gavin Evans
Will do!
Yeah, a bit.
Hunter Lewis
>I don't think I'd be able to do that....
Thats a bit too high speed for me
Just gotta last two seconds and so long as you don't focus you can stomach it
>I'd be getting SLOPPY drunk next week though
>You'll have to join
I'll save some drink for it then bud
I-I'll try to at least
>It's 8 at night silly billy
O-oh
I'm sorry I'm a big ol' dummy
It's morning in France and I'm talking to a Frenchman an aaaaaaaa
AAAAAAAAAAA
>I've been drinking water like a fish and devouring the kitchen
Gud boi, three headpats for ya
>That is real bizarre... thats bloody crazy
Ehh it's pretty normal
It'll go from 20C to -2C in a day, noon to noon or less, but the two minutes bit was pretty weird ya
>Went to a shitty motel when I was younger and woke up with ants crawling all over me
Aye same but with... actually no I wont tell you
I don't wanna put that image in your head, just believe me when I say I'm glad I live in a frosty shitehole so those buggers can't live here
Joshua Gonzalez
Aren't medical procedures cheaper here though?
Jaxon Ramirez
Aww ya poor boy
Put a warm wet rag on ya head ya goober that'll help ya loads
I hope ya feel better bud, fevers suck sure n true ya
Easton Lewis
I think that's a shit deal
I know that at least one of the posters would be keen to cuddle without all those rules
I'll take that instead
You mean a girl right? As long as you haven't solely shaped your idea of the female experience from cute girls doing cute things anime you are 100% welcome to the fray
On the other hand if you have been infected with Moe blob cancer and think that is reflective of female experiences I strongly suggest talking to more girls
Kayden Adams
i dont want to cut my dick
i dont watch anime, i just dont want a male body
Nathan Long
>i just dont want a male body
Is that why you want to be a girl?
Charles Long
yes
Cameron Sullivan
Completely fine and understandable
I think that's a legit reason
Can you DIY meds?
Sorry I'm a bit drunk, filter is gone
Ethan Moore
i dont know but i plan to do it when i get a job
Dylan Flores
Why don't you like your male body though
Wyatt Morales
big hands, big feet, broard shoulders, hairy, norrow hips, the face,
Evan Morris
then go have your stupid straighto party with him!!!!!!
dick and feminine body is the best :333 if i had more money i would invite you to live with me
Hudson Hall
Those things either don't change or barely do if you transition though.
Jaxon Reyes
i never said they did
Zachary Ortiz
>then go have your stupid straighto party with him!!!!!!
He's 100% gay but would rather hug me than you
What does that leave you with?
Evan Davis
Then why do you want to transition then?
You know it won't give you feminine characteristics and you don't want to chop your dick
Wyatt Edwards
because they would give me some female characteristic and stop me from aging like a man
Parker Brown
i don't want any of you ugly cunts
Gavin Phillips
I'll give it a go when I get a bottle of booze, but If I gag then I'm blaming you mister.
>I-I'll try to at least
It'll be nice for you to join on in but if ya outta drink or a bit under the weather from all the drinking you've done it's fine buddy.
>I'm sorry I'm a big ol' dummy
You're not a dummy, it's not something you would know.
>three headpats for ya
Yippie, love headpats.
>It'll go from 20C to -2C in a day, noon to noon or less
Good lord, thats quite a change over the day.
Carson Edwards
Please don’t post this gif of my mother
Liam Gray
But she's so wifeable
Jose Young
No I don’t need a stepfather, thanks
Levi Sullivan
What about a step mum?
Asher Phillips
That might be cool if I get to cuck my dad
David Foster
mum's are the only good women
they do all the work , clean and cook
Logan Ramirez
yikes
Eli Baker
>I'll give it a go when I get a bottle of booze, but If I gag then I'm blaming you mister
Blame me all you like I'm certain sure you'll have blast bud
At least with company like me that's certain cure!
>It'll be nice for you to join on in but if ya outta drink or a bit under the weather from all the drinking you've done it's fine buddy
I think that's the only way I'd get the courage to honestly
You're all such sweethearts I'm not sure I'd keep composure round ya cuties otherwise
>You're not a dummy, it's not something you would know
It should be!
My good friend Westy is from that timezone
I-I hope it's not presumptuous of me to assume we're good friends but I like to imagine it, we don't talk too much but I always have a such a swell time with you, I hope you forgive my Midwestern naivety for assuming as much
>Yippie, love headpats
Who doesn't!
I could go for a couple myself right abouts now yissurree
>Good lord, thats quite a change over the day
Aye but when it's the norm for ya for near half the year or more it's as seamless as the coming and goings of the sun n stars bud
It'll make a damn good worker out of ya if you gotta labor in it, Lord knows I have
I'm also sorry if I talk alot about Christ but when I'm drunk I get alll uhh
Weepy about Him and most everyone else
I'll try n stop talking so darn much, my what a chatterbox I become with a bit of devil's drink to my lips
James Long
No wonder you’re a fag
Owen Cook
I think I need to bust a nut later tonight lads. VERY horny 2bh.
William Russell
stream it
Austin King
>you'll have blast bud
I don't doubt it, probably have the time of my life.
>I think that's the only way I'd get the courage to honestly
You'll be fine and dandy.
We'll all be drunk as a skunk so you'll fit right in.
>I-I hope it's not presumptuous of me to assume we're good friends
I thought so as well, we get along well enough.
Lets make it official so there is no confusion, you're now a good friend of mine.
>I could go for a couple myself right abouts now yissurree
If my arms could stretch across the ocean I'd get ya a good patting.
>I'll try n stop talking so darn much
Nooooo... I like talking to you.
I don't mind you being a big ol' chatterbox.
Dylan Russell
>I don't doubt it, probably have the time of my life
I could only dream of giving you that bud, or for anyone else for that matter
>We'll all be drunk as a skunk so you'll fit right in
The cutest darn rhyme I've ever heard
I swear by it, you're all a buncha sweethearts and you're all some of the best company in the world
>I thought so as well, we get along well enough
Makes me wanna kiss your cheeks bud, you've done me a great ol' sweetness right there ya did
>Lets make it official so there is no confusion, you're now a good friend of mine
!!!
Love ya Westy! If my arms could stretch across the ocean I'd get ya a good patting
If mine could I'd swim my way over to ya just for it bud, I could go for some pats right now from just about anyone
>Nooooo... I like talking to you
>I don't mind you being a big ol' chatterbox
O-okie dokie then
I still don't wanna be a bother to nobody else in the thread though
Sebastian Morales
Grayson Howard
>Love ya Westy!
Isaiah Nelson
>Love ya too buddy, you're a good soul
Oooh I'ma happy boy I am!!
>Well I may hit the hay cutie, I'm getting rather sleepy
You sleep tight cutie, I'd tuck you in if I could
>You don't stay up too late mister
I'll try not to
Nathaniel Wilson
Daily reminder that Natalya is best girl and the autistic Russkie is just commie scum
Asher Bailey
Stop being a creep
Carter Thompson
Reinstate the monarchy!
Cameron Martinez
If you want to kill our people, please do it more humane, wish for atomic bomb or something, but not slow and painful death of starvation and stagnation of every institute or power crumbling under its own weight
Bentley Thomas
She seems a sweetie sure
I've not seem him be "Austistic" but maybe I'm green, maybe I'm not
Russians tend to be a little misforgiving at times, they live a hard land and hard history and above fucking all a hard culture
Excuse my swearing, please, but they do live in a real tough place with all literal interpretations of "place" being taken into account
Jonathan Rivera
He is one of those people who would sell his soul for a pussy. He can’t see past her mediocre facade.
Adam Johnson
No I don't see her a mediocre at all
Call me a yokel all ya like but she seem's as though she'd be a sweetheart to any lover she loved true
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't tell nobody this but I'd fancy her myself were I not already pretty much engaged to my sweetheart
Christian Robinson
So that’s what you’re able to fantasize yourself into, huh? She’s a bitch, confirmed and mad, very likely to be schizophrenic or to have some sort of brain damage. Stop judging people by their looks.