*jazz music plays*
*jazz music plays*
Jordan Thomas
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Gavin Moore
Matthew Nguyen
You want know something? You wanna know what's what? Look at Jerry Graff. When into business for himself. That's thinkin'.
Chase Wilson
I had no idea that song went back that far...
Jonathan Watson
guess you better listen to the all time greatest hits
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Jaxon Mitchell
Got damn. You may be right.
Luis Wright
Put that lambo down!
Lambos are for REQ holders only.
*laughs*
You think I'm fuckin with you? I am not fuckin with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Singapore. And I'm here on a mission of mercy! Your name's Wojak?
*Nods*
You call yourself a crypto trader you son of a bitch?
*pink wojak* i dont gotta listen to this shit-
You certainly don't pal! Cause the good news is, you're JUSTed. The bad news is, you've got, all of you've got just one week to recover your gains starting tonight. Starting with tonight's portfolio. Oh, have I got your attention now?
Good. Cause we're adding a little something to the crypto markets next month. Best coin gets listed on coinbase anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize, your coin breaks even. Third prize is you're JUSTed.
You get the picture? You laughing now? You've got coins. You paid good money for those coins. Get the normies money. Shill those coins to everyone you and sell them. You can't shill the coins you're given, you can't close shit, YOU ARE SHIT HIT THE BRICKS PAL AND BEAT IT CAUSE YOU ARE BACK TO WAGEKEKING!
"the coins are weak"
The coins are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business 10 years.
What's your name?
Satoshi Nakamoto, that's my name! You know why mister? Cause you drive a hyundai to get here tonight and I drove a $400,000 lambo thats my name.
Camden Thompson
So if you're so great, how come a big REQ holder like you come down here to talk to a bunch a LINK holders like us?
Luke Bennett
>*pink wojack* i dont gotta listen to this shit-
fuckin lol
Jace Foster
Thomas Anderson
You see this watch? This watch cost more than your portfolio. I made $800,000 last year. What did you make? You see Wojak? That's who I am, and you're nothing. Member on the telegram? I don't give a shit. Good day trader? Fuck you. Go back to wagecucking. You want to make it here? Shill. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you bagholder? You can't take this, how can you take the bagholding that you get when bitcoin drops $500. You don't like it, you can sell your bags. I can go to biz, tonight, with the portfolio and memes you've got, make myself $15,000. Can you? Can you? Go and do likewise. A.I.D.A. Get mad, you sonofabitches, get mad. You know what it takes to shill coins?
*He reaches into his case, takes out a pair of pepe the frog pictures with shitcoins poorly edited onto them*
It takes memes to shill cryptos.
Carson Jackson
this is bullshit
buncha fuckin nonsense
treat people like that
Elijah Mitchell
THEY'RE GONNA TAKE OUR PEPES
FUCK EM
Jordan Mitchell
I can't close. I can't close these pepes.
Aiden Gonzalez
yeah he's doing very well, very well, somebody told me you know what he's clearing? 14,000 15,000 a week.
Jaxon Lewis
Mitch.. Murry... George we're men here
Isaiah Hughes
They got some of the contracts... LINK
I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, LINK PUTS ME OVER THE TOP, THAT'S HOW WE KEEP SCORE, BUBBIE
Levi Martin
What am I going to do all month.
Jordan Gomez
Always tell em the truth, George, easiest thing to remember.
Camden Brown
8 units Mountain View
Anthony Allen
You did that...? Fuck you
Alexander Cook
FUCK THE MACHINE
Evan Gonzalez
Let me buy you a pack of gum I'll show you how to chew it.
What is this your farewell speech?
Zachary Morris
He doesn't even know what a streak is.
Brandon Brooks
THAT'S WHY I CAME IN HERE
WHERE DOES HE COME OFF