Have you ever travelled outside your cunt?

Have you tried not being a shitskin?

I went to tj once. It was poor

>yes
>yes

Yes, and nothing has impressed me. Waste of money. The world is overrated and boring.

Morocco
Switzerland
Zambia
Croatia
China
France
Slovenia
Kenya
Zimbabwe
Thailand
Austria

Going to USA and Mexico in November.

I have visited our denmark, opposite problem, there are vast stretches where there's nothing but road and wilderness to the point of not being able to pick up a radio signal

USA
Canada
México
Honduras
El Salvador
Nicaragua
Costa Rica
Panamá
Colombia
Equador
Perú
Chile
Brasil
Japan
South Korea
China
Singapore
Maldives
Madagascar
South Africa
Egypt
Israel
Syria
Lebanon
Turkey
Greece
Italy
Spain
Malta
France
Belgium
UK
Germany
Netherlands
Norway
Iceland

You live in Norway though

Uruguay: once
Brazil: several times
Japan: 4 times
USA: 8 times (killing times in airports)

>Denmark
>Norway
>Åland
>Germany
>Spain
>England
>Brazil
Spain and Brazil tie for the worst

Oh, and Lebanon. That's the worse actually.

Why didn't you enjoy those 3 places?

He got cucked by med men

>Australia
No. But even just travelling from one end of my state to the other is equivalent of crossing several European countries.

Texas

UK
Spain
France
Germany (Lived)
Sweden
Finland
Estonia (Lived)
Latvia
Lithuania
Russia (Lived)
Poland
Austria
Switzerland
Italy
Bahamas
Canada

Spent 15 minutes in Ontario, that was enough.

>Switzerland (two times)
>England (once)
>Paraguay (once)

Yes, to Canada, Britain, Ireland, France, Germany, the Netherlands, Italy, Austria, Hungary and Japan

>t. high tier mexican

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t. Quebec

Why leave heaven?

Good point!

How was Egypt, turkey, and Europe for you? I'm guessing you're probably Light skinned though.

Been to Portugal
Been to France
Been to Ireland
Been to Wales
Love meds
Hate angerland
Simple as

have you been to Montreal? :^)

What parts of spain did u visit? What did you dislike?

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8 days.
- 2 days in Madrid - very nice.
- 2 in Barcelona - comfy old town, love the tree lined squares, good paella.
- Train to Seville for 3 days - Amazing city!!!
- Alcazar of Segovia then back to Madrid.

10/10 trip

>Egypt
egypt was one of my favorite places, the temples and ruins are the best part and i think the only thing that egypt has to offer, but all the cities like alexandria or cairo are ugly as fuck.
cairo is full of tall bulding but allot of them dont even have any facade or windows so it looks really bad, its also really polluted and full of garbage and the some of the streets looks like india desu

>Turkey
i went to turkey like 4 months ago, at instance i thought it was gonna be like cairo or some kind of shithole in general but its actually the oposite, Instanbul is one of the most modern and cleanests cities in the middle east, i really liked it

>Europe
well its europe, every city is different so i cant give u a short answer

>I'm guessing you're probably Light skinned though
well yeah, most of the people dont even thought i was mexican tho

Just didn't like em.
Madrid, Malaga

>well yeah, most of the people dont even thought i was mexican tho
Ah ha! I bet you larp as an American while abroad.

based

Yeah, but not to so many places: Brasil, Chile, Colombia, Uruguay

Yes, but barely anywhere.

Mexico (Cancun), Aruba, France (paris)

not really, sometimes i larp as a jew cuz my nose is a little bit big

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Cancun is not Mexico

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Homeland is mexico, I've visited the states and lived for a couple of months in Romania.

Tfw when Americans think I'm a Slav

do you look vaguely balkanoid?

Yes. Never outside of the EU though.

Not even to your colonies in the Caribbean or Nieuw Amsterdam?

Yeah kinda, when I lived abroad no one was able to figure out my nationality until I opened my mouth. Even then they thought I was Spanish not mexican.
But it's weird with Americans, when I speak English they usually think I'm from either Poland or Ukraine.

only Germany to visit family years back. would like to go again, but tickets are too expensive.

nice

Yeah, I was in Portugal for 10 days last year, and this year I spent close to seven weeks in Europe.

>France is a shit country and the French were generally assholes when I was there, but when I was outside of French the French I encountered were typically very easy to talk to and friendly enough.
>The Dutch have this weird thing where they think they're smart and well informed because they heard something from state run media once. Some were cool, though. A lot were fucking autists.
>The English were typically daft cunts and were fucking obnoxious assholes who thought they knew everything because they saw it on the BBC, though I met one guy who was chill.
>Aussies are either total bros or fucking assholes who think they're too cool for anyone. No in between.
>The Irish were usually proper lads who are easy to talk to and are typically very welcoming as a people.
>Germans are autistic but once they warm up to you they're friendly people. The beer in Bavaria was disappointing.
>Turks were the among the friendliest people I encountered, though a guy I met at a hostel ended up getting robbed by a group of them one night while he was out
>Italians are either cool or assholes, always chaotic and dramatic in everything they do.
>The Portuguese were nice but the saudade thing is 100% true. Also the best food and coffee I had in Europe was in Portugal.
>The Spanish are kinda gay and have their heads up their own asses, but the country was actually very pretty.
>The Russians were total bros, 10/10 would drink and shoot the shit with them any time.

that's not really an achievement, even for Murricans

Is this a /trv/fag thread now? I've visited, in this order:

>USA
>Canada
>Turkey (twice, but close to seven separate entries and exits)
>Greece
>Iraq
>Georgia
>Armenia
>Azerbaijan
>UAE
>Bahrain
>Qatar
>India (visited ten separate times in total; spent maybe three years there)
>Kazakhstan
>Iceland
>UK
>France
>Belgium
>Netherlands
>Germany
>Austria
>Italy
>Slovenia
>Croatia
>Bosnia & Herzegovina
>Serbia
>Bulgaria
>Thailand
>Colombia
>Costa Rica
>Nicaragua
>Ecuador
>Mexico (twice)
>Egypt
>Tanzania
>Kenya
>Japan

Might be missing a couple.

I'm going to Colombia for the second time in November and then to India again in December. Maybe Honduras or Guatemala or Peru in March. Pic related is my currency collection--I save cash from every country I visit, although I forgot notes from a few.

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Anything is more interesting than Finland. That's why you guys have amazing internet culture, there's nothing else to do there but drink, sauna, and stab people.

does your German family have an indian/cowboy fetish?

Sounds like heaven

Leaf
Yes
>Hawaii
>Arizona
>California
>Florida
>Montana
>Dominican Republic
>Cuba
>Mexico
Japan next, Europe eventually.

You'd probably have to tone it down if you visited. They're not savages who dissolve people in acid or tear their faces off. They simply poke things and watch them bleed.

I am from KY. I've been to NYC.

Those fucking psychopaths
We only do it as a prank with the bros

>ESE WE'RE GONNA MAKE YOU FIGHT YOUR BEST FRIEND TO THE DEATH
>YOU ACTUALLY KILLED HIM?!?!?! IT WAS JUST A PRANK, ESE!!!

how the fuck do you afford to do that?

liked the public transportation in europe a lot

Worked part-time jobs, later found positions which allowed me to work from overseas. Also hitchhiked and did poorboi traveling as a teen and early-twenty-something.

I was born in Germany so I guess. Also been to Italy, France, Austria, and Switzerland, but was when I was a baby and young kid so dont remember much at all.

Yes, currently live in a foreign city.

Most recent country visited was North Korea last week.

Travelling is overrated though.

France
Spain
Portugal
Italy
Morocco

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yes of course, I've seen most of Europe and it's all shit

Just a tip for you as a tourist, in America and even Mexico, they shit in toilets

I've been to every country in Western Europe, USA and Canada but not Asia.

Yes

Yes, I've been to China on a school trip. It was fun and the historic sites were pretty school but the actual livable areas were pretty shitty