*name* *25-29*

>*name* *25-29*
>*low rung position* at *local kindergarten*
>
>*series of emojis*
>I am a mum to *1-3* kids
>407 instagram photos

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What?

Normie fuck off

Why hello there Lachie

What do you expect on tinder retard

>dog mom
>adventures
>old soul
>craft beers
>not here for a one night stand
>if you voted for Trump swipe left
>my Wilton is my world (mullato)
>Driven
>I've got my shit together

>septum piercing
>dyed hair
>hiking
>child
>bra
>alcohol

>Show me picture of your dog
>Coffee lover
>no fwb
>luxury lifestyle heart emoji

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>show me your dog
>fur babies!
>I LOVE the office
>you better like DOGS!
>*office reference*
>*bottle blonde #9258248*
>picture with some really handsome guy (why?)
are women clone troopers?

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>I probably only swiped right because of your dog

>hookup app
>"not looking for hook ups"

Why doesn't this bitch just not state it in the first place, why do the mental gymnastics to show that they're not just a slut, but a slut with a peanut brain? Oh yeah I forgot the is the nature of women. Doesn't help that Tinder made average and lower pussy stock price go up and now changed the whole nature of the app in the first place. Now beta males are enabling the app to accept low hanging fruit tier people. Truly sickening.

>*Myers Briggs category*

>child's name is McBrayden and is half black

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>Insta is close to 100% selfies
Yeah that's gonna be a hard left swipe from me

>looking at profiles
lol cuck

need to find a girl like this to pump and dump

It's a dating app not a hookup app

I can afford to be picky

>buys tinder gold
>swipes right on everyone for an hour
>no matches
Ahhhhhhhhh yes

>not looking at profiles
>missing the stealth pictures at the bottom where her newborn kid is barely out of frame
I guess someone has to be the minesweeper

No attractive/rich/charismatic man would even be here discussing a phone app so I can wager to call bullshit

Single moms always show baby pics in the first 2 if not the last photo, either way you could fuck off outta there when she's looking for a real man to step up and support her fat ass

I dunno man, I've seen some never show their kid, but very vaguely reference to it in their blurb. some of these women are like venus fly traps, man. I did see one really hot MILF I regret not swiping on. She seemed kinda dumb

And get #metoo'd?

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>25
>traveller, love romcoms (lol), blm, #metoo, pro choice, coffee addict
>looking for mr. right to sweep me off my feet
>no hookups, no nude pics so don't even ask
....
>weighs 300 pounds, looks like jigglypuff and a hamster had a baby

>99% western women

>wanderlust

The herpes festers