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astolfo #1

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theory: thailad actually is a nonce and when he says he isn't hw's actually lying

Can’t remember the last time I had a properly formed shit

Waking up really early makes me feel like an adult. I'm sick of spending hours and hours awake at night.

cunning fucker

>Work

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goober

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>get up for work

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where did all the great british bands run off to?

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I'm officially 100 hours into the latest nofap streak

reading a japanese book

youtube.com/watch?v=cofNVuXgjsA
love this channel is so cuuute :3

Scousers are fucking priceless.
>Wearing a shirtless vest with a topless woman on it to your own trial and confession

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astolfo #2

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In Japanese?

who was the last great band in your estimation?

I never asked to be king. We do not choose our destinies. Yet we must do our duty, no? Great or small, we must do our duty.

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imagine actually dying

no my japanese is not so good but in a couple of years i may be fluent

Dey do do dat dough don't dey dough

>Assad is just like this fictional character in my favourite fantasy series xD

the level of fucking effort is ridiculous. its only cat food.

This happened to Henry VIII

To a sacred temple no less. Absolute plum, I'd take the piss but he's absolutely fucked it now.. his life is going to be grim af in Thai prison.

'avin a banana

There was a cat outside my door as I was coming in

solid post

my grandma swore in front of me the other day

really really really want a qt cat to snuggle and hold :

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Why do westerners go to notoriously authoritarian countries and then do the dumbest shit that's get them in trouble

tremendously homosexual

Stannis was based, you can't deny that

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>one california roll pleas-

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Putting the black paint molecules on the brick molecules?! Those molecules are not allowed to go there so your molecules now need to spend the next 10 revolutions of the earth's molecules around the sun's atoms kept inside a cage of brick molecules and then after that your molecules can be allowed to roam the earth's molecules once more.

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Russians seem to enjoy doing it too

we just don't give a fuck

You should see the shit that Aussies do in Bali it's fucking great
It's like the chavs in Spain and Greece except in an authoritarian Muslim state, what could go wrong

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6293087/Man-admits-raping-kidnapping-British-backpacker-nightmare-trip-Queensland.html

Lachlan

job opening for you Thailad

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murder is just molecules

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1539650031753.webm

>taking pixels on a screen seriously

doing a computer science degree at cambridge lads
think i'll move to yankland once i'm done because the wages seem much higher although i'd rather move to east asia somewhere because of my yellow fever

Yeah he was just like dumbledore xD!!!

this sounds a good crossover series

Spirit of Cortez. Go to an alien land just to see how far you can push it.

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j'm not sure what stimulated my yellow fever but i think it might have been when i read norwegian wood for the first time

a reminder it was australians who captured damascus
l*wrence of ar*bia is NOT my hero

what is it with you and traps?

are you unironically gay? You confessed to wanking to that Norwegian pre-op tranny a while back as well.

I'm sure the yanks will just let you in

>computer science

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he's a jew

it's not that hard actually in fact quite a large proportion of compsci grads move to yankland

What should I go for then

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wither hills wine methinks

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now post his gf

life is a game, height is the aim

...

not really lol
who are you trying to impress?

Why are comp sci majors so masculine and hard working sexy go-getters

fagggootttttt

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Imagine willingly moving to Muttland.
>Ah yes, one ticket for the Titanic please

'ate queers
'ate pikeys
'ate pakis
'ate transsexuals
'ate homosexuals
'ate rugby
'ate catholics
'ate gypsies
'ate seagulls
'ate lefties
'ate muslims
'ate cider
'ate frenchies
'ate huns
'ate the EU

Love football
Love me bookies
Love me wife
Love pints
Simple as

Get a life you fucking cretin

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All the UK wagies are at work right now

that was your job you fucking moron, you cretin

haven't been to the zoo in a long time

Got a commendation at work, but don't think I'll be sharing the news with the parents

why would you ever go? only makes sense if you have kids

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Is Will Wheaton Australian?

rah

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Went to the zoo in Christchurch a year back for the first time since I was little and it was actually really shit but the gorilla was wanking which was quite funny

i like animals

yes but then the powers that be would use this place to their advantage without me breathing down their neck
which isn't nearly as fun for me

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lovely legs

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low self-esteem post

they put the north korean flag on before taiwan lul

Hope she rots in prison

he's a sadcase who has nowhere else to go lmao, couldn't leave if he wanted to

How many years would a male teacher get for doing that? Be honest.

To think, they would take would I have built for them, and spit in my face!
The gall of these insects! Really.

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don't want to toot my own horn, simple as