Someone accidentally deposits 2.5k eth into your address

You have 1 week to cash it out. What do you do?

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Cash it out

Congrats. You now owe the US govt 30%

You quite litterally cannot cash it out.

This seems like a good option, yes

>no volume

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Send half back and gamble the rest on shitcoins

Who cares? It's free anyway you greedy shit.

>send half back
>send half
>send

Lol

/thread

Give back most it, buy FUN with rest

fits like a glove. gambling with unplanned coins on a gambling coin.

I sell half and live off it while waiting for the other half to be worth more than 1m USD, at which point I cash that out also.

pump chainlink

go balls deep into link

Market sell the entire stack and laugh

donations / gift are tax free in my country, so i would just label it as such

nope.

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you don't get "gifts" for no reason

>I swear officer, this was definitely an anonymous donation and not at all attempted money laundering.

pump bitcoin so that we can get out of this bear market alive.

>tfw had 2.5k eth back in 2016 and it was only about 25k usd

And you still walk away with around $10,000,000. Who fucking cares?

>Europoor
>owe the US govt
kek

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Market buy Link with all of it

trade on non KYC exchanges for XMR, send to wallet, send to new wallet....
profit?

masturbate. why do I only have 1 week to cash out?

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open 100x positions with liq backed on cross

Everyone pays us. It's called brain drain

pump LINK to new ATHs, then sell all of my stinkies to create a new generation of bagholders

Send it to a btc address to convert it to bitcoin.

Convert to Monero, delete centralized exchange account and run for the hills

buy neblio with 2.5k eth and wait for it to reach 100 dollars bam more money