You have 1 week to cash it out. What do you do?
Someone accidentally deposits 2.5k eth into your address
Cash it out
Congrats. You now owe the US govt 30%
You quite litterally cannot cash it out.
This seems like a good option, yes
>no volume
Send half back and gamble the rest on shitcoins
Who cares? It's free anyway you greedy shit.
>send half back
>send half
>send
Lol
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Give back most it, buy FUN with rest
fits like a glove. gambling with unplanned coins on a gambling coin.
I sell half and live off it while waiting for the other half to be worth more than 1m USD, at which point I cash that out also.
pump chainlink
go balls deep into link
Market sell the entire stack and laugh
donations / gift are tax free in my country, so i would just label it as such
nope.
you don't get "gifts" for no reason
>I swear officer, this was definitely an anonymous donation and not at all attempted money laundering.
pump bitcoin so that we can get out of this bear market alive.
>tfw had 2.5k eth back in 2016 and it was only about 25k usd
And you still walk away with around $10,000,000. Who fucking cares?
>Europoor
>owe the US govt
kek
Market buy Link with all of it
trade on non KYC exchanges for XMR, send to wallet, send to new wallet....
profit?
masturbate. why do I only have 1 week to cash out?
open 100x positions with liq backed on cross
Everyone pays us. It's called brain drain
pump LINK to new ATHs, then sell all of my stinkies to create a new generation of bagholders
Send it to a btc address to convert it to bitcoin.
Convert to Monero, delete centralized exchange account and run for the hills
buy neblio with 2.5k eth and wait for it to reach 100 dollars bam more money