Swiss /ask us anything/

Swiss /ask us anything/
Seen a lot of butthurt, propaganda and general misinformation popping up lately, so us swissposters would be happy to answer any questions (you) might have.
[spoiler/]beware, as there is a hungarian m*grant posting under our flag[spoiler]

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How do I migrate there if I actually want to work?
I like Switzerland.
Seems like a comfy place.
Also I like both the German and French languages but I'm scared of niggers in France.

>How do I migrate there if I actually want to work?
Not gonna tell lmao. We're fucking full.

why is romansch not considered just another shitalian dialect?

>tells me to ask anything
>refuses to answer
Rude.

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I can answer that one, I think.
Back in the WW2 era, you had Fascist Italy on one side, Germany on the other, and France was out of commission.
They needed something to distance themselves from a partition.

It's closer to 's mutt language than it is to italian

Unless it's like a quarter slav then it isn't.

>that would have stopped a partition yeah....


the truth is that swiss dont want to be assoiate with shitalians because shitalians are brown middle eastern criminals

(Not the same Romanian flag) What’s the most obscure canton, the one nothing ever happens in?

But Italy is pretty nice, too.
Stop giving yourself a bad rap.
You haven't seen shit until you step here.

Is liechtenstein better?

>there ae thousand of different dialects in italy. thos ein friuli are almost the same that in switzerland.

For me, it's either Obwalden or Zug. Low population and both full with our version of rednecks. They're like their very own micronations where time passes ten times slower.
On the bright side, if there ever is a nuclear war, you better expect the new Obwalden Empire to rule over the ashes of the world.

t. petty criminal

That's quite rude.

r u a homosex do u luv to insert ur pepee whe men poo from?

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Isn't Zug a (corporate) tax evading canton?

Wat

You would need a permit cause we don't have freedom of movement there till 2019, why you wanna move there user it's a boomer country?

My gf is Swiss, visiting Lucerne again in December. Pretty lovely place.

Post her tities or GTFO!!!

>going out of your way to mention theres that little hungarian faggot

i see you serbshit, you smell even from greater balkanistan

I was only curious desu

Tell me about cantons.
Which are shit, which are good. Do different cantons have stereotypes for each other?

Huns on this board are nice, usually.
The only one that was really rude was that Canadian diaspora.
I wonder how he's doing.

What? How is Zug populated by rednecks? Isn't Zug one of the richest cantons?

>beware, as there is a hungarian m*grant posting under our flag
theres also a russian putin shill

.t albanian

I have come to this thread only to kindly remind you, my dear user friends, that Albanians are not people.

Albanians are the worst kind of immigrants to have. I'd rather let in 10 niggers than 1 Albanian.

Albanian pretending to be Swiss