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can never tell if lange was a good soul who made some mistakes, or an utter cynic to his dying breath.

holden? big fan, me

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sank like the belgrano

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OH JANNY ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK?
ARE YOU OK JANNY?

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is this the real thread?

True.

That version is awful wtf?
Sounds like a cover

howling

david lange was, as the kids say these days, based and redpilled

I'm so desperate
in my soul and spirit
but I saw this thread
and then something clicked
in my fucking head
so I wrote these lyrics:
life is beautiful
but why can't unicorns be real?
I hate you dear god
i'm not asking for a stupid horse with wings
i'm asking you, people
what have you been told
about the things you've been calling "dreams"?
because mine are fully gone
from the minute I wake up to the few before I fall asleep.

women don't find coloured people attractive

NEED to be a left socialist university student living in west berlin during the early 1970s who joins the baader-meinhof gang and spends the next decade committing a slew of grisly murders and acts of political terrorism against both the dominant western-influenced academic establishment and the government of the federal republic itself

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having a wank lads i'm doing a poo
i'm having a good hard think about you
when i'm finished pooing i'm going to be doing
another poo because i like to poo desu
wanking atm, while im doing a poo
having a think about you while im doing a poo
i want to do a poo
having a wank oh yes im having a wank
i'll have a wank while im doing a poo
i'll have a think about you while im wanking and pooing
i'm really going to enjoy this wank
pooing, doing a poo, having a big think
wanking, pooing, having a think about you
it's wank and it is poo

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did a think

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any VB man in

NEED to come to Texas and get straightened out

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it's literally the original version ?

The Party of Pintmen pledges:

>Conscription to all neets aged 18
>State mandated sex therapist to all virgins over the age of 24
>12,000 new state run breweries to ensure new jobs and compete in the global lager market
>1 pint gifted to all that turn 18 with a written letter signed by the queen. (All that fail to drink the pint will be deported)

why aren't you resting for the peoples vote march tomorrow?

Don't care about the falklands so long as we got the wogs to fuck off

Millennial Woes has a Wikipedia page

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Can't even find it at Binny's...

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Compare it with spotify, not the same
I dont get it either

because brexit doesn't affect me

absolutely pathetic

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joke: texas
woke: alberta

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dont believe in democracy so i dont vote
consider myself a conscientious objector to the status quo

This song gets shit on, but it's underrated
youtu.be/CPMpeNDIGdk

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las malvinas son brexit

Hope this is real.
If not then make it happen.

Following the British referendum of EU membership, there were more cases of Polonophobic attacks including anti-Polish leaflets distributed in Huntingdon[136] and graffiti against the Polish Cultural Centre in Hammersmith.[137]

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redpill me on the differences betwixt canadian provinces
been considering moving to manitoba for an oil drilling gig

love the weird noises my toilet makes
don't know how or why it makes them

I absolutely must quit porn

yeah I'm listening on Amazon music and it sounds different
how odd

I guess they "raved it up" for future releases

>at 25 I'm starting to feel a bit old.

topkek come on man i'll be 25 in a few months too. one of my favourite rap groups of all time, Public Enemy, didn't release their first album until Chuck D was like 26 or 27.
one of my favourite tv shows of all time, Magnum, P.I., started with Tom Selleck at fuckin 35.

age ain't a thing, especially not that age. if anything, age just gives you more perspective and more shit to write about.

is pakipoo in jail yet?

youtu.be/0uehdfyNF10

>tfw 178cm manlet

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>betwixt

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good idea

*pushes the shelves over*

More of an authoritarian parliamentary republic lad meself desu

this war boring the first time

40% of canadian names: scottish
40% of canadian names: weird native american stuff
20% of canadian names: french weird but not too weird stuff

are you referring to townships?

I’m 30

no?

>40% of canadian names: weird native american stuff

not sure about this one

his eyes are bleeding again

fantastic post

why

fucking howling

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Posting from bed lads

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place names in general

Can't say I never looked up
to the heavens above
thinking a prayer could work
if you're helpless enough
to believe that there's an angel whose job
is to answer those calls you've been giving
hopelessly when you can't handle your stuff
but honestly, you think a stranger would come
for free here to put an end to your problems?
more he'd be like "hang up, you knob
forget me and send a letter to god,
fucking kid.."

because he wasn't sentenced to jail time?

honestly mental to think that indians were dicking around here a few centuries back? anyone read 1491 by Charles Mann
crazy stuff they had a proper civilization and stuff and the "pristine" wilderness settlers found was just overgrown from the indians dying off from hepatitis or whatever

ye lol
bants innit

LADS
I finally managed to get a gf
Fuckin' ecstatic

imagine having a hot young auntie
would kms

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any rhodesian nationalist man in
the greatest tragedy of the 20th century imo

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pics

weigh 74kg @ 6ft, but think I could lose some weight

yeah that's probably correct but I think 40% Scottish is a bit overly particular
depends on the province too I'm sure but look at Ontario and stuff

at what age do drugs stop being cool and become manchild tier?

Oh you're calling me an NPC? Funny, it's not everyday the main character is a kissless virgin freak but I guess you're just special.

goblinas don't count

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bc: chinks in the lower mainland, old people on the island, comfy forest but also methheads in the interior, whistler and the kootenays are full of australians
alberta: basically western australia but with oil instead of mining, like bc the rockies are full of australian ski lift operators, an australian would probably feel the most at home here apart from the temperature
just avoid central alberta, especially red deer, and never venture into a rez (especially hobbema/maskwacis) unless you have a deathwish
saskatchewan: farmland and not much else, regina and saskatoon are depressing shitholes but the smaller cities and small towns are alright if you like a slower pace
manitoba: basically saskatchewan outside of winnipeg but winnipeg is by far the worst city in canada, full of natives who'll stab you, -45c weather, and nothing interesting to do
ontario: boring as hell outside toronto, and basically america in toronto
quebec: montreal is good and it's easy to get by if you only speak english, but the rest of the province is pretty hostile to english speakers and you'll need to learn french, pretty comfy all around though
maritimes: trailer park boys was a documentary, not a parody
newfoundland: maritimes with an irish accent and even fewer jobs
territories: avoid except whitehorse which is alright but not much different from a smaller bc interior city like cranbrook or quesnel

immediately thought you were turt but hes like 5'6

Whatever age I am

We could make it happen as a general. It would be quite funny and give us all something to do. All we would need is a financial backer, aka Homealone.

We know both sides of the political spectrum well and being a meme party in a time of political dissatisfaction would be easy votes. Obviously we would never make PM but no doubt we would make the front page of the BBC

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You are a real one my nigga
thanks for all the motivation, even if it ain't shit now it might become good somedays
I'll try and keep on working

but he's a peado

I went to Morrisons earlier and as I was checking out some nigger security guard accused me of shop lifting from earlier despite the fact it was my first time in the store for about 2 weeks. I had to sit for like 2 hours for the police to arrive, they looked over the CCTV and it clearly wasn't me and let me go, pissed away my whole Friday night. Hope that fucking coon gets hanged from a tree in the near future along with every big crusty lipped black cunt in Europe.

Proof that playing good music makes you more attractive

youtu.be/XC1k7Q8F0r8

25

Early 40's. Can confirm. You just don't wanna be jacked up and altered to much. Benzos and the occasional drink are sufficient

I will go down with this ship
And I won't put my hands up and surrender
There will be no white flag above my door
I'm in love and always will be

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Uh no

just dropped over a kilo of poo surely

>courtney barnett
>good
bet you like kurt vile you rancid toad

always feel like the walls around brit posters fall apart during friday evening because we're all drunk
the putdowns and witty detachments that is used throughout the week aren't really here