Are you poorfags jealous of my beach house?

why?

It tastes really good at doesn’t have barely any calories

I dont get jealous. Though I work hard and yeah I am a poor dude. I do think it looks cool and if you earned it congrats dude if you just were born rich then yeah I doubt you will ever truly appreciate it.

Course I see no fishing poles so someone needs to teach you how to fish and cook up said fish for a nice awesome meal!

for that Komucha buzz probably

What your van get a flat again

we all know you're just renting it for a week fag

I'm jelly af user, tell me more, what country is it? is it off grid? is it only for summer?
must be great to wake up and go swimming straight out of bed

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enjoy the global warming and rising ocean levels

Neither an actual beach nor a house in the picture...

Nope
Massachusetts In a comfy gated community. It is indeed although last Friday I fell asleep on the beach after work cause I drank too much and got a nasty sunburn. Living on the beach has its downsides ;_;

Here’s the beach. Not posting my house.

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Do you have firearms to defend it?

Yes sir I'm stuck in this stupid ups room

why does it look like a lake? if its the atlantic ocean it looks like a bay

Can you go in the sun more then

Pro tip: don't drink out of plastic bottles that have been left out in the sun fren

>beach in Assachusetts
not jelly at all

i hope you're larping these are more than enough for some poor desperate autist to find your house

My parents and aunts/uncles own cape cod and Martha's vineyard properties.

What do you like about it? To me it seems pointless and lifeless. My gfs parents have a place in the white mountains which I love. The cool river air, comfy thunderstorms against mountains, dense (for NE) forests, all feels energizing and beautiful.

On the cape/vineyard I just think about gorging myself and passing out.

Shotgun under my bed and pistol in my drawer in my nightstand

Also cape cod beaches are shitty except when there is that rocky formations, lighthouse aesthetic.

post your exact latitude and longitude

why do young american """males""" follow girl fads these days? every new retarded instagram celeb or diet thing i hear from my girlfriend, i find you fags doing it

Can confirm. Been to cape cod and Martha’s Vineyard. Just had that “we’re rich” feel but without knowing owners are rich the beach is shitty and desolate.

Kambuchan gets you a better buzz than beer.
What fad are you talking about? Ukrainian mounties have been getting high to this fungal shit for centuries. I bet you only drink soda.

Not really. I've lived close to a beach, salt water fucks everything up, it's always damp and cold, and you have to worry about storms fucking your shit up. It's dusty as fuck because of all the sand, and you get to know that hell on earth called sand fleas.
I like to visit beaches, not live on them.

i'm not jealous, i'm glad you made it bro.
I'm proud of you.

I raise

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Fug that’s way nicer actually looks like Hawaii?

Looks nothing like Hawaii. Looks like anywhere along the California coast, with a Costco tiki torch.

>But herr durrr tiki torch it has to be hawaii

I actually wonder how some of you actually manage to operate a computer.

Makes me want to kill an Arab

no i own a private island

Half jealous becuase I love the ocean but fucking hate the heat.

If I made it someday I'm going to buy a house in some alaskan beach.

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Maine

Get a kayak and go fishing

nice pic ... u mind if i save this?

did you run this image through some kind of "painting" algorithm to remove details?

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Yeah, you got greedy. No, you don't own a private island. You could have pulled this off claiming to own a house on a beach (which isn't that impossible outside of rich areas), but you had to go full autist.

But it wouldn't be Jow Forums if you guys were good at anything.

btw how much doc?
give it to me straight, is my 116k USD gonna be enough?

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Hawaii water is more blue and has no kelp. It’s california.

Definitely a lake.

How much was it OP? I want one of those basically.

jealous of my beach house faggots?

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4 fucking centimeter in 25years

How much does it cost to rent a beach house per month?

What beach? Makes all the difference. A beach is just a sandy shoreline, there are millions of miles of beachfront.

Depends on the place. Are we talking about French Riviera or some coastal shithole in England?
In the French Riviera which is one of the most prestigious places in the world, a house with sea view can cost more than $200 per day so around $6k per month. I'm not sure about Burgerland but it's probably similar in places like California or Florida

> 200 dollars a day

Bro that’s fucking holiday inn price try 2k a day for a nice house in a super desireable location