Do you wish you were French?

Do you wish you were French?

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I’m 1/3 French and I hate it.

I'm sure it causes you a lot of trouble in your everyday's life

woah i know every one of them

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>Charlemagne
>Napoleon
>Rousseau
>French

No I'm not.

Y-yes...

Saying Rousseau isn't French is the same as saying Australians aren't Anglo

no but i would like to learn the french language

no
thank god I'm not Fr*nch

god no, but I like to enjoy their country's system.
Here the money, Frenchies! Ha ha

I was born in France and I really don't like that, I wanted to be a Quebecois or an American coaster.

Voltaire > Rosseau

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>Frenchoids in commissioned paintings & artist rendition : good looking
>frenchoids in photographs : disgustingly ugly human filth

really makes you think doesn't it

unironic answer: well I don't mind
half-ironic answer:isn't my Senegal passport enough of an evidence?

Why is Jeanne d'Arc so CUTE

same reason why jesus christ is good looking

Used to be my favorite country but I'm turning more and more hateful towards it because of obnoxious arrogant French posters

You're also american. I understand your pain.

>more smug
>cuter
>probably more famous as well
Voltaire is the Chad.

Voltaire mercilessly bullied Rousseau to the point that little virgin fled to Switzerland
Voltaire was the Chad of his time

L'homme, c'est un Rosseau pensent

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>CAROLVS MAGNVS
>French

No, it would be like saying Americans are British

>Voltaire mercilessly bullied Rousseau to the point that little virgin fled to Switzerland
Dis m'en plus, je veux tout savoir de cet absolu homme-fou

They have cool names
Better than Kayden Kowalski and Dakota O'Brian

actually, Voltaire protected Rosseau's right of free expression

British is a nationality. French is both a nationality and an ethnic group, in this case the latter.

>Karel de Grote
>French

We're all French anyway. The French values are the values of the Talmud. The only difficult thing is the language, but the young ones know English well enough.

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5/9 of those people should have been killed at birth

My parents are from Savoy. Does that make me French or Italian? Never got a fucking answer from them, just that "we're from Savoy."

Nah, I'm good.

how tf can you be 1/3?

Yeah tell me more about Jean-Pierre Lafleur

My parents are from France. There must have been a reason they left.

He left school at an early age.

My surname supposedly comes from the anglo-norman.

his 1/4 French daddy fucked a nigress that was 1/16 French

my family was bleached by a French a few generations ago

t. CHI

but otherwise, don't care for Frenchies, enjoy getting KARA BOGA'D, tío Francia

Oui
Je voudrais être français aussi user...

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fuck no, I wish i was born in a nice comfy state in the US, like Minnesota or something

im glad i was born french but not glas that i was born in France, we should make a new colony in America

>someone saved my image
based

Your image sucks

I'd be upset too if my country was an eternal second fiddle to France after the collapse of your only relevant empire

My grandpa is French Canadian if that counts

>Finland

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It's not my fault you're a poorer, browner France with worse wine

>obnoxious arrogant French posters
those are all arabs and blacks though

>I’m 1/3 French

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Roussea Looks weak and Voltaire Looks Evil, but tries to hide it with charm. High functioning psychopath

Voltaire was the fucking Twitter intellectual of his era.

But less niggers, Pizza and Pasta and based pagan ruins, instead of mosques, synagogues and kike in a stick temples

You're actually retarded if you think Italy has more pagan ruins than France

john locke> rousseau

I would unironically kill myself if I were French desu

why?

He’s a bong

Why is he still alive, then?

>Karl der GroBe
>French
>>>

>muh normans
lmao no

I kind of do. It's a good cunt and I'd get to eat based French food all the time.

It was not even a reference to those french guys.
It's just that...he's british, damnit!

>GroBe
German flag but no ß character?

Nice quads Jean-Laurent.

Im happy being nordic

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Here are just a few things the French are responsible for:
>Great Schism
>Perfidious Albion
>Mongrelisation of English
>Weakening of the Papacy
>The United States
>Civic Nationalism
>"""The Enlightenment"""
>The USSR
>The EU
>Niggers

Daily reminder the French are the true enemies of the white man and Ouiaboos are retards who fell for Frog propaganda

Vive le Québec libre!

Fuck the French, they abandoned us to Anglo invaders

>Weakening of the Papacy
wtf I love france now

I am french.

Franco-Normans were the best thing to ever happen to the eternal Anglo

England was a GOOD BOY we did absolutely nothing, 1066 was unprovoked bullshit and William the BASTARD will burn in hell for corrupting God's own kingdom.

You're not French.

Mais mes sucrés

It's a meme you dip

Probably a Turk living in Germany. That applies to all pan-Germanists on this board.

Explain to me how Karl was French.

Whose fault is that?

He wasn't, he was Belgian.

>wanting to be Norwegian instead
You were going to be SNOWED anyway
At least Normans were civilized

Le Québec sera toujours français

Now this is something we can agree on my Frenchbro

England had kicked out the Norwegians, the Normans were bastards

The final, ultimate redpill is 1066 was a mistake

Based

>Bringing civilization to semi-pagan barbarians was a mistake

Yikes

Sure

at least norwegians would have preserved the germanic nature of england and the english language

England was one of the most advanced states in Western Europe, English scholars served in Charlemagne's court and were instrumental to Christianising the Saxons and Norse. The only thing the Normans brought was castles to subdue the native population. Everything else existed prior to the conquest.

>sera toujours français

J'aime bien mes voisins au Québec mais s.t.p. non

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Dégoûtant.

Sure, but I'd speak frog.