If Jow Forums was a house, what would each country be doing?

If Jow Forums was a house, what would each country be doing?

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Live in mum's basement

Praying to Allah of course.

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Fling shit at eachothers because they aren't white/european enough

I would be that dude that visits sometimes, chills with his shoes on the couch and leaves

uruguay and canada would be smoking weed

Going through Japans panty collection

Watching Colombia's bunda as she showers

it would be a bit much for you

YOURE NOT WHITE MUHAMMAD

i'm experienced in /bunda/

Everyone would be drunk as fuck on whiskey. Russia is competing with Romania for what eurobeat they are gonna play, Greece tries to fight Germany, while Scandinavia is talking about runes and vikings. England yells NORF FC!!, America comes in and asks why there are no shoes in the fridge, while Japan fucks his pillow.

Staying alone in my room

maybe if finns would socialize more they wouldn't be so depressed

Greenland’s dead body would be hanging for everyone to see

Ireland is the house sissy who gets fucked by everyone

Armenia would be the silent gramps no one cares about who sits under the window whole day and has a face like this new life is spoiled and wrong.

Malta would be gossiping about everyone.

Sounds based to me

>Everyone would be drunk as fuck on whiskey
>Everyone

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We would be in the garage repairing our bikes and do the plumbing

want some weed? dont buy the leaf weed its shit

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Brazil would be playing footy and we would be two footing him everytime

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