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saturday night slags edition

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tfw no asian gf

first

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some complex pathfinding algorithms on display here really impressive stuff

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brown babies in white bellies

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>Get out of my country then

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2-door with 3 man pure smoke on the ride
Just got a lovely drop, seeing them man outside

Drunk people on the train talking about politics and left be right and Kanye and Trump. I wanted to join in but I have to hide my powerlevel.

HANG THE QUEEN-WHORE!!!
FIRE BONGS' BOAT DOWN!!!!

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wat

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Fuck off and die
Mug

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please can someone tell me if their telly is receiving ITV alright?

I have Sky but for the last 10 minutes I've been getting a garbled black screen (all other channels working fine)

yeah

twitter was a mistake. a big one.

pretty much
pink, red and dark red are the most beautifully diverse places

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how the fuck is this allowed?
if I walked around in public wearing this clown paint I would be rightly mocked and ridiculed

>I wanted to join in but I have to hide my powerlevel.
Lad they're drunk and you're probably not going to see them again/be remembered.

rorke's off his meds again

playing some ck2

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anyone have marks pics

>thank you for shopping at tesco
>scan your clubcard to earn clubcard points

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playing eu4 myself x

Ha ha .. !

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That's because they're all foreigners with dubious British citizenship/nationality

any1 have a finnish gf

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White bottoms shitting out beautiful chocolate babies

Pour a pint i'm in a cofffffin

nice. you also waiting for new DLC to drop?

you winning son?

Would’ve been cringe mate, you did the right thing staying quiet.

Pfft lad be careful what you wish for

yeah (pic related)

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tea was delayed
having it now

Dem man dash
Dem man run
Dem man leg it
How can a man
Talk about lenging
When all he does is leg it

waiting for the expansion

Charlie Sloth should be tortured to death

Harry Potter and lotr are literally the only good films

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can't tell if it's satire
probably doesn't matter

Once had a fly fuckin do a september-11 and lodged itself in me eye when I was on me motorbike and it was still alive and buzzing
Was pretty fockin' disgusting

Hello nigger

>actually believing soviet nuclear propaganda

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where's the feuther?

Harry POOter more like

virgin neek

>I also don't believe in drugs ... but they can't resist. I wanna control it as a business, to keep it respectable. I don't want it near schools, I don't want it sold to children. In my city we keep the traffic in the dark people, the coloureds. They're animals anyway so let them lose their souls.

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harry cooter

Ever met a a woman who was just a complete utter bitch? This fucking cunt is so rude, think I'm gonna smack her in the face desu lads. Are some bitches really rude because their pussies smell like fish?

HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doubt they even know what the eu is

feurher more like

i get it haha

when the fuck are lidl going to introduce self-service checkouts??

I've to spend 15 minutes behind a bunch of obese council estate gargoyles with overflowing trolleys full of processed shit when I'm just there with my ONE sharebag of crisps

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>massive gang of non-racists
Ah yes, full of Labour anti-Semites.

got a new hat

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>Lets do nothing but smoke weed and watch RuPaul's Drag Race

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Luimarco here

diynetwork.com
rude rude rude

You've been gluing pubes to your face again mate?

chavvy

‘oug

No shit. They only harass people at the right-leaning events.

Wigger wannabe

Harry SHARTer and the ARSEHOLE of fire

Harry Potter is middle-class wank.

lads what sort of 'za should i order?

Cringe.

I'm the best looking man in this thread.

do forty pushups and then decide

Harry Potter is the greatest work of literature of our times. Truly portraits the average person's struggle against Drumpf in a proper way. That is such a Hermione thing to say haha but it's true lol

Harry WANKer and the NIGGER of ASSkablam

the so-called is plans for tonight

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gib

Harry Potter is white and based

corkin christ

on a DAY-LEE

Buckle up, rorke!

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thought crime
hate crime
sex crime

STOP BREXIT NOW

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smelly rorke

What's the beer?

The new lidls near me has them
10 of them in fact
Love it

I have a fantasy where I'm Malfoy and I fuck the snake Nagini

enjoying a chilled Hobgoblin, straight from the bottle my good sir?

I tip my cap to you my fellow narwhal

>Gay magic fantasy novel written by a woman is the greatest literary achievement of the 21st century
Grim

How exactly does this make a blind bit of difference?

haha if you were to add 700'000 people to remain's vote count they still wouldn't have won

kraken is dogshit

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>he think kraken isn't fedora juice

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lmao sincerely hope that is not a real tweet

Can someone please strangle this bitch to death

So Voldemort was okay with killing children, genociding muggles and torturing people but voting for Drumpf was just one step too far? Huh.