Why are british police so nice and friendly?

If you think shooting up innocents is a cop's duty then yeah definitely.

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there has been a huge project by the british government to reform the image of the police service in the UK
you remember hot fuzz where they have a running gag of "actually we're not supposed to call it the police force because it sounds too threatening"
this came after sociological findings that the antagonism between the working class and the police was the cause of a lot of crime, we used to have huge problems with this sort of crime.

the current "lmao bong police are pussies" is the culmination of this project, but the fact is that it has been a huge success and our police service is one of the best in the world ... in white areas.

In london it hasn't worked as well because of pakis and blacks

Stopping suicides isn’t the job of the police. Catching and/or killing criminals is their job. A park ranger or some wimpy shit should have done this

Isn't suicide technically illegal?

Tell me about Warrington

6/10 desu

I wonder if this officer got thanked properly

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I wouldnt be surprised if courts in America ruled in favor of insurance companies or employers for fraud by the person attempting suicide

your police is literally internationally renowned for being the worst in the developed world in almost every metric

It's 95% white

>two Americans get stabbed
>Dutch police stabs the attacker within 9 seconds, saving their lives
Where was the American police huh? Oh I know, they are back at home sitting with their fat asses on their couch.

bbc.com/news/world-europe-45419445

I would get a chub if that were me desu

*shoots the attacker

not to defend our pigs but they make do with words and occasionally batons in situations where a mutt would just shoot the other person dead

a strong case can be made for your police being the most pathetic and cowardly in the world

Well, you also have the former American colony. The Philippines.

Should have shot him down

>Stopping suicides isn’t the job of the police.
[citations needed]

STOP RESISTING
BANG BANG BANG BANG
THREAT NEUTRALISED

>oi m8 come down off that bridge and i'll let you have a feel of me tits
>jumps

the humanitarian disaster that is the philippines is spain's fault

>humanitarian disaster
Druggies don’t deserve rights

>Stopping suicides isn’t the job of the police.

Yes it is. What the fuck are you talking about?

At least theirs are effective.

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How does this image show they are ineffective?
You mean she should've at least made an effort to get pregnant so his actions wouldn't have been in vain?

They're so nice they'll even have sex with you

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It's nice enough.

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>literally a man handing out police officer costumes in the background
why are leafs so retarded

btw our police is orders of magnitudes more effective

>more effective

lol

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Did they fuck?

>so effective that they have spare time to sweep parks for knives
how is this a bad thing?

we are among the safest countries in the world, this is undeniable

>one of the safest in the world
>while gangs with giant blades and acid roam the streets

It definitely goes on your records and effects your future insurance premiums.

Can't say I've ever run into such a thing where I live desu.

>one of the safest in the world
Not a hard claim when 90% of the world is either brain-dead slavs, niggers, poos and soulless chinks. When you're top 5 in Europe then you have something to brag about

Can't say I have either, or saw it in the national news.
And we didn't even have to ban butter knifes for it.

>you are under arrest, user

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Jesus Christ lads sort it out

I'm under your knickers, officer?

I'd resist just so she would have to touch me

I unironically agree, i mean they're already locking people up for the most pathetic of things so they may as well be hard cunts

the top 5 in europe have the same """nanny state""" stuff as us

>see bongs bantering
>take it all as literal truth

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I wish she'd arrest me

theguardian.com/society/2018/aug/26/death-toll-london-reaches-100-knife-crime-gang-violence
bbc.com/news/uk-england-london-45189359
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5811437/London-gangs-violent-ruthless-moving-capital.html

>the top 5 in europe have the same """nanny state""" stuff as us

I don't see knife bans in Scandinavia.

hahaha londoner fannies

theguardian.com/news/datablog/2012/nov/30/new-york-crime-free-day-deadliest-cities-worldwide
amsterdam literally has double the rate

because you don't speak fucking swedish you actual retard
just because you don't see it doesn't mean it doesnt exist

the netherlands have similar laws

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CUTE

>Stopping suicides isn’t the job of the police.
It is.

10/10

In 2012, but our rates dropped, yours doubled.

And no, it doesn't have similar news. We don't have gangs roaming around with swords and acid. We have Moroccans with guns, shooting Moroccans with guns.

it's everyone job actually.

I'm not him. In the Netherlands regular knives are legal on the street. Except if a city makes a rule that you can't have it in certain locations, such as the shopping or nightlife center.

fucking shithole

Millie-chan looks like the UK police version of
Swedish skier Stina-chan.

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British police are absolute cucks, they let so many crimes go because they’re pussy liberals.

they're cunts outside of the propaganda.

>no source

If that were true it's be retarded, people going round with fucking carving knives on the street lmao

Only people I met hating the cops are usually doing stupid shit against the laws.

I walk around with my knife all day. Cops don't care.

>Brit thinks having a pocket knife is like waving a butchers cleaver on the street

A knife isn't allowed to be a stiletto or a butterfly knife. It can't have two cutting sides. And it can't be longer than 28 centimer when it's folded up.

But basically all other knives are legal.

* centimeters

it literally is

>stiletto
The English word is switchblade.

a pocket knife isn't a regular knife, pocket knives are allowed in the UK

so the same as us but with an unreasonably high length

The funny thing is that in the Netherlands you're also allowed to carry a bow and arrow.

>a pocket knife isn't a regular knife, pocket knives are allowed in the UK

gov.uk/buying-carrying-knives

The knife I have for work is 10cm long, that would be an illegal knife in the UK, if I forget it in work pants.

A non-folding knife can have any length here.

How do you mean

>be in the netherlands, carry a 50 inch sword and a bow and arrow in the street
ok do what you want, but if that was glasgow you be getting a lot more stabbings than we do now

that would be legal in the UK

>A knife isn't allowed to be a stiletto or a butterfly knife. It can't have two cutting sides. And it can't be longer than 28 centimer when it's folded up.
the absolute state of Europe

Suicide isn't illegal in Britain?

Thé so called scran

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>that would be legal in the UK
Not according to your laws.

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lol, I just looked it up. Technically you're even allowed to shoot with a bow here while on the street / public space. The only rule is that you can't use broadheads or razorheads.

Can we make her the queen of Jow Forums? Seriously she is adorable.

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How do I get a Yorkshire gf so I can have her jailed if she mocks my little willy

yes it would, that's what legal means

not what this thread is about, not defending that

even in bongistan that's grim lad. sort yourself out

you got a loicense for that hedgehog you wankstein?

>3DPD
>queen
Off yourself mate.

looks like a rat.

>yes it would, that's what legal means
I would be able to have it on my when commuting and at work (and presumably home)

But I have that knife on me sometimes while not doing that. Here it's not a big deal, but in the UK it would be too big and be confiscated.

Jesus Chang, even Chinese girls can look better than that!

>ywn be a paki criminal
>ywn gangbang her with your friends when she comes to arrest you all unarmed
it hurts

>t. Judge Dredd

no bully

What class is pakis

I want to have sweet and gentle sex with her, she's a cute.

fun fact: american police have duty to stop criminals but not stopping crime

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