>be Dutch boy
>Be named Muhammad
>Have no gf
>Have no friends
>Have no life goals
>Cry on Jow Forums about how you hate you name
>One time browse /asp/
>See a Muslim wrestler
>Ever since that try to take pride in being a Muslim
>Ruin Jow Forums with your posts
Be Dutch boy
Parker Jenkins
Cameron Flores
Almost me
Jacob Flores
I'm a white, non-muslim named Muhammad
Kevin Phillips
You aren't Dutch boy, but Baluchi boy?
Eli Kelly
Are you talking about me, faggot? Show some respect, I've been posting here for longer than all of you faggots, before the Jow Forumseurope invasion of trash
Alexander Phillips
Well. It's the most common name in the world.
Grayson Howard
I have been here since 2009.
Blake Fisher
Jow Forums was created in 2010 you Jow ForumsEurope trash
Logan Reed
No. I am the Baluch guy. And I don't frequent Jow Forums and Jow Forums on general. The Afghan guy with a toothpaste flag is Tajik not Baluch.
Leo Gomez
Same Indo-nigger faggotry.
I started with /b/, you retard.
Kevin Green
you should treat me like a god
I'm literally the only poster on Jow Forums left from before the reddit days (i.e. pre-2014)
Chase Brooks
I'm from 2007.
Jack Baker
im talking solely about Jow Forums
literally every kid born in the 90s visited /b/ at some point in time before 2010
it's like Jow Forums is now, an entry-level shithole
Colton Johnson
I came over form /b/ in 2012, mohamed. Wat nau?
Jonathan Ramirez
No not really. We are the last pre-indo-iranian natives in Iran and Pakistan. We are genetically the same as the people of the Indus valley, Elam and Sumer. Before the Aryan invaded of course.
Alexander Thompson
You won1t fool me, Aryan. You speak their tongue.
Adam Wood
No our original language is Burahi. A Dravidian language. It is still around but not as wide spoken as it used to be before the Iranians/Aryans invaded. We are the last Dravidians to still live in the north. Our remaining Dravidian cousins live in south india.
Jason Sullivan
cute pajeet loli
Brandon Nelson
you sound very new
Jack Bell
Disgusting kys
Landon Sullivan
Of course, anybody who isn't like your retarded faggotry must be reddit/9gag/bluewaeve/gaia or other shit.
Jayden Williams
I refuse to believe an Indo-European.
Jackson Cooper
whatever, new Jow ForumsEurope trash
just dont speak my name out of turn again, gypsy
Aiden Roberts
okay, muhamad.
Oliver Lopez
good girl.
Robert Hill
okay, mehmet.
Lucas Lee
Based dad
When you introduce yourself do you just say "Ali"? or do you westernize it by calling yourself "Al-lee", the short form for Alexander