Im literally ashamed to be part spanish, call me a CHI doesnt change the fact my ancestors were spanish and I have a spanish name and look iberian.
>Literally the shittiest nationality of western europe.
>beside inventing shithole countries and torture methods they havent invented anything relevant in 500 years of their existance
>culture of laziness and siestas.
>shit cuisine that latin americans made better
>history forever tainted by moorish past
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This is embarrassing. Please stop posting
well, Imagine being fully spanish and You will know how I feel all the time.
Im more proud of my indigenous heritage like cholos are even if it is very small compared to spanish heritage.
vatos locos 4 life holmes
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fuck off cuck be proud of ur mapuche heritage not spanish lazy heritage
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>and look """""""""""""""""""iberian""""""""""""""""" (aztec)
also forgot an important disadvantage
>Shit tier spanish literature that latin americans already surpassed you on
All the spaniards I have met are cool, why does this board hate them so much? Why do they hate themselves even more?
I honestly wished I look more indio so i can larp harder about being aztec but i look very southern european
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I'm on the mood for some laughing
I hate being part Yuropeon at all, honestly
but such is one of the cards I was dealt, cest la vie
there are far worse things in life, though
t. CHI
>Literally the shittiest nationality of western europe
Portugal is worse imo
>beside inventing shithole countries and torture methods they havent invented anything relevant in 500 years of their existence
They invented modern literature and have made pretty good music
>culture of laziness and siestas.
Never got this meme desu
>shit cuisine that latin americans made better
Haven’t tasted Spanish food so I can’t really say
>history forever tainted by moorish past
that gave us Mio Cid and all Arab loan words in Spanish sound pretty badass (alfombra, alcohol, Guadalupe, alcazár, etc)
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>moorish past
>taint
what the hell does that even mean?
Nice to meet you. I'm Thomas Jefferson and I post pics claiming to be me without a timestamp because I'm also a faggot and I don't have balls too!
>They invented modern literature
the fuck does that even mean? every country has their own modern literature
>Never got this meme desu
u literally just have to google siesta and realize it isnt a meme
Very B&R picture
May I save it?
>What is Don Quixote?
And you must pretty dumb if you think Spain invented naps and parties
I heard its a good book but claiming to have invented modern literature is stretch.
and never said spain didnt invent naps just that their culture sucks balls because they are lazy which made latin americans lazy as well.
Had they had better culture like anglo protestant culture Latin america would be amazing
It invented the novel genre.
Saying it invented modern literature it's probably a stretch though, but it's founded on something.
>>history forever tainted by moorish past
But their Arab side is what made them great. Since they betrayed them, they turned into a shithole.
>It invented the novel genre.
Spanish education
>invented the novel genre?
I doubt this is even true, any sauce on this claim? find it hard to believe other countries didnt already have something similar to novels
>drove back the moors
>discovered the new world
>civilised the barbaric natives
>spanish armada
>BTFOed the ottomans multiple times
>Tercios
>BTFOed frogs and britoids
>spanish wine some of the best
>says spain has bad food when paella exists
>spanish youths that come here are known for being eager and hardworking
kill yourself my man
>sauce on this claim
Don Quixote is a novel by Miguel de Cervantes. The book, published in two parts (1605 and 1615) is considered to be the first modern novel.
As a founding work of modern Western literature and the earliest canonical novel,
en.wikipedia.org
>96410642
>drove back the moors
discovered the new world
Geh zurueck zur Hochschule
>civilised the barbaric natives
Die einheimischen hatten schon eine hoch Kulture du behinderter Affe, und die jetztige Kultur in Latin Amerika is scheisse mit zu viel Gewalt
>spanish armada
>BTFOed the ottomans multiple times
>Tercios
>BTFOed frogs and britoids
>spanish wine some of the best
So langweilig
>says spain has bad food when paella exists
das ist eigentlch ein Katalanisches Gericht
>spanish youths that come here are known for being eager and hardworking
Ich schreibe auf deutsch um zu finden ob du ein Spanier bist.
Amerimutt in denial.
I am CHI and wish I was Spanish. I love Spanish culture and history
lol arab words in spanish sound like fucking trash and half of them start with al
That is him
t. knower
i like spain desu
If you are a CHI then you have Spanish blood, so you are a rightful son of Spain too.
really? it's literally the reason why it's so famous
modern literature differentiates itself from traditional/classic literature for rejecting the themes, institutions and licenses of classical works which often involve divine providence, presence or action, mythical and chimeric antagonists and explicit characterization archeotypes such as "the hero", the "villain", "the lover" and "the pawn", etc...
Before Don Quijote there is literally not A SINGLE work of fiction on the novel format that subverts these themes or completely rejects them.
Don Quijote; a purely mundane history about a mentally ill hidalgo who starts believing his classic literature stories were real and suddenly decides one day to become a knight himself; is not the result of a gradual process of discarding to which we arrive at modern literature, its a literal FUCK YOU to anything written before it, Cervantes was brilliant and the immediate international success the novel had shows how much the society of his time needed and recieved a new form of literature.
>is considered
Considered by who? spanish jews? pretty irrelevant since others can just choose to consider something else the first novel
Kys cuck
I never met my father but my mom claims he was Basque. I don't know if I look the part or not.
alaju acpar
But El Lazarrillo de Tormes came before and it was very mundane too.
it's the traditional view, it's considered a landmark work of Western culture
Literally chinks
n-nice jawline
n-no homo though
Stop being an embarass for the west
Japanese and other gooks are laughing at us because of your retardness
based peru user
keep trying your best
This nigga has some bomb boipucci
Mauren waren beschissen und sowas hat Hitler nie gesagt du Promenadenmischung.
Bist du dumm? Die Expedition war Spanisch, du denkst doch nicht der Verdient gebührt allein Kolumbus?
Meschenopfer bei denen ganze Tempel mit Blut überstromt waren und die Kanäle der Stadt sich Rot färbten sind also nicht "zu viel Gewalt"?
deine meinung
gehört zu spanien
brauchst garnicht weiter üben, solche kanacken wie dich brauchen wir nicht.
We aren’t Western
We should also get out of NATO and break relations with the EU
>Die einheimischen hatten schon eine hoch Kulture du behinderter Affe, und die jetztige Kultur in Latin Amerika is scheisse mit zu viel Gewalt
if they had been so great like you claim they would not have been destroyed by 3 shiploads of unwashed Spanish goatherds
Because cool people don't spend their weekends on Jow Forums
Look like a syrian
NATO is half the reason America is so influential in Europe man
leaving NATO would cripple America's soft power
>implying I care
Fuck Europe and Europeans
>Considered by who?
You have the link to the wiki, in English, most of the XX century hispanist come from England too, yes Spen was relevant fron late XIV century, as Castile and Aragon, to early XIX
You have those bulging eyes and ugly eyebrows that sandnigs have so probably
And let China swallow us Europeans?
Think again, USA without its European roots is nothing
and Le Morte d'Arthur by Thomas Malory, which was published in 1485 came before that so your cute stories aint worth shit mane.
Seriously though
France and italy had the Renaissance and they invented and discovered numerous scientific things.
Germany had a golden age in the 19th century in microbiology and cured millions of people of Tuberculosis and diphtheria
England invented the industrial revolution
and spain? bull fighting and muh cute don quixote book
Thats also a contestant, I mean Cervantes obviously came from a context of new forms of realism in literature within the spanish community, while the rest of Europe was still writing about myths and folklore, but Don Quijote catapulted the movement internationally and made it the staple of literature for the next 400 years until post-modern literature came along (although i would argue Don Quijote is proto-post-modern as well because it describes mental illness and skewed perceptions of reality, which are very common in post-modern literature but with the difference that in those usually the narrator is the very person suffering from such phenomena, while in don Quijote the narrator is Cervantes)
there's no reason to be upset lad
but there's a reason even the orange man wouldn't ever withdraw from NATO
>Hispanist
i refuse to believe anyone, specially BASED anglos would ever find spanish culture worthy of any appreciation
>Le Morte d'Arthur
>novel
>not anthology
>modern
>history is literally about a mythical King
>extremely blatant moral compass within characters
I go to the Wikipedia page of this book and what I find is that it's a compilation of Arthurian tales.
Trying way too hard there buddy.
Kek. Italians on this board, specially love the idea of China being the new patron of Europe. So yes get HAN’d.
>USA without its Europeans roots is nothing
We don’t need them
Yeah, he’s easily swayed by his advisers. Don’t like Trump anyway.
Hopefully, the Democrats will nominate an anti-European candidate in time.
Don Quixote was very popular in German romantic, Russian realist and to a lesser degree, Great Britain and France literary circles. And every single one of them viewed the novel from a different angle.
Also, off the top of my head, Schopenhauer was a very pronounced hispanist, for one example.
You have that fuckers Hugh Thomas or Ian Gibson, Orwell wasn't that good but he was here, and a bunch of others...
>Bist du dumm? Die Expedition war Spanisch, du denkst doch nicht der Verdient gebührt allein Kolumbus?
Egal wenn die Wikinger Amerika schon gefunden haben. Diese Leistung is beschissen
>Meschenopfer bei denen ganze Tempel mit Blut überstromt waren und die Kanäle der Stadt sich Rot färbten sind also nicht "zu viel Gewalt"?
Eigentlich im vergleich zu heute ja,. es gibt mehr Morder per capita in mexico als vorher bei der Aztecenm und wow ein einziger Gewaltaetitger stamm bedeutet dass alle die indianer Gewalttaetig waren. Du bist ein echt Idiot.
Lernt Europaeisches geschichte to troetel, es gab auch Menschenoepfer sogar in deutschland
>brauchst garnicht weiter üben, solche kanacken wie dich brauchen wir nicht.
Kek Ich brauche deutsch um deine frauen zu ficken lad
lel no, both political parties in the USA are pro-big military, pro-global presence and pro-world police
your best bet is with an isolationist like Trump but even he is too enamoured with America's presence as a global leader with the strongest military to willingly give up that position
Never say never!
Quite the contrary: we don't need you, you need us
Which is why your government is fighting against the idea of an unified EU army
a lot can happen in time of course but it's not realistic in this election or the next and I wouldn't count on it in our lifetime
By all means have your own army. I don’t care.
hispanists not only appreciate spanish culture but hispanic culture in general, i know lots of hispanists on this board
I’m sure people weren’t expecting Russian to invade Ukraine but it happened.
And I would just love it so much if we stopped caring about Europe!
Don’t listen to this faggot , you’re hot
Yes, we all love Vargas Llosa ...
>basque
porque siempre que alguien es chicano pero su padre latino era algo blanco empiezan a decir idioteces como "we wuz basque" "we wuz gallego" "we wuz castillian" no negro tu abuelo nacio en puebla mexico y se llamaba Don Pancho Benites Morales
Hispanists should be unironically killed and the spanish language should be splitted in different languages.
Don’t listen to this faggot you’re ugly
Your government do which is all what we care about
you retarded motherfucker.
Spain created a much better world than it was, anglos ruined it.
and now that shit turns out to you
Your eyebrows and eyes look like mine
Russia is run by a mad dog dictator and is therefore unpredictable
stable democracies, which America is despite flaws in the political system, are much less so
surprises can and do happen of course but that would be a pretty damn big surprise
Based, should we made the Andalusian a thing? Nobody underestand the people from Murcia so that should be easy too
Yo soy hispanista, pero no soy carlista, los hispanistas neotradicionalistas carlistas y toda esa mierda que van a misa sabados y domingos y tienen fotos de portada en facebook con las cruces de la hispanidad y mierda así merecen la muerte.
(you)
>but that would be a pretty damn big surprise
Good
>>I'm a """"""""""white""""""""" CHI and I hate """"being"""" an inferior white
why are they like this?
EL carlismo es el futuro
Yep, I mean catalonian is more understandable than the andalusian "accent". It is pretty retarded to think that they do not speak a different language at this point.
>los hispanistas neotradicionalistas carlistas
La mayoría de hispanistas son así....
crinch
The portuguese are one.The spanish are different ethnic groups.
Why bother explaining to a fucking brown ass chicano
no es cierto, te hablo por experiencia dado que antes estaba mas metido en ese tema, el 70% de los hispanistas son gente que simplemente siente afinidad y orgullo por su hispanidad, el 30% son los carlistas, pero ellos son mucho más ruidosos y vocales que la gente mas "normal"
haha suit yourself man
meanwhile the USS Iwo Jima is parked right here in Reykjavík harbor for NATO training exercises and was open for tours today - you should've come visited :)