Im still Italian even though I was born and raised in America

>Im still Italian even though I was born and raised in America

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Ethnicity is still Italian, if the both parents are Italian, though.

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I wanna be Italiano, Italiano, Italiano
In Italy :(

makes me wanna die seeing them in those retarded tv shows

No such thing as an Italian ethnicity

I hate italian-americans

italian american here. Just went to a party for my uncle tony (yeah, that is actually his name) because he turned 90 today.

Think about it, bitch. It took another country to make the people in yours look relevant again.

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>uncle tony

EY IM WALKIN' HERE

whiter than you

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Why? Because they do a better job at keeping Italian culture and traditions than the actual country?

Ok but you're not italian

your just american.

my mom was born in germany, both my dad's parents were born in germany. i would never in a million years call myself german.

fuck that moor. Don't pay any attention to him.

I am genetically.

Then you are a cuck.

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You're a burger

but i'm not german.

italian americans are filming a movie in my town :D

give me your address and I will be there, and not only will I break your nose I'll break your spine.

What town?

You are not Italian you are a terrone at most

>It took another country to make the people in yours look relevant again
Italy is relevant first and foremost for its arts and architecture, retarded Amerimutt LARPers don't have anything to do with that.

wrong.

Try again, siclinigger. I'm likely whiter than you are.

Italians in the us are more relevant than you are today. America even has military bases in your country. You dance when we tell you to.

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You're american
Embrace it

>Italians in the us
nope no such thing, they hated the idea of Italy this is why they escape from the country
Your ancestors didn't want to be Italian they wanted to be American

>my genetical pride is on the line on an online kuwaitian carpet weaving forum!

>Italians in the us
Nobody but you gives a shit about who these "Italians in the US" are, you LARPer.
Italians are also known for being classy and fashionable, Italo-Americans are known for being subhumans

>Italo-Americans are known for being subhumans
So I'm a subhuman because I just happened to be born in the us to people of italian ancestry? You do realize america has an italian's name in it right?

Fucking jew.

no, im just american. there's nothing wrong with that really. nothing great about it either. it just is.

America is an embarassment and an anglo country
Your countrymen wiped out every kind of culture
No you are not Italian
You know nothing about Italy
You know nothing about the language
You are just a shitty version of the anglos living in the uk

Reminder Mussolini loved Italian Americans

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>da joos xD

>So I'm a subhuman because I just happened to be born in the us to people of italian ancestry?
Yes

jew

at least italians mixed with anglos or vice versa look better than pure italians.

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Yes, just like I am still Spanish even though my parents were born in Mexico which is a Spanish colony

t. sicilian nigger

How does it feel knowing that even when I'm southern european most of the people in my family have either grey or green eyes? fucking EGGPLANT

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good lord, atleast scandinavian americans aren't this cringe, they're pretty based even if they all live in flyovers

Ok but you're still not italian

>even if
what is that supposed to mean? norway is one little flyover country and a great one, too. so we are the same.

Enjoy it. Not like you icemonkeys have much else to be proud of anyway.

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>pure Italian
no such a thing, you are a mix terrone + mistery meat
Northern Italians like me are literally the God chosen master race

mfw im Italian and Norwegian

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I don't have anything against what you call flyovers, I just said it because it's the american thing to say (?)
(You)

>sicilian nigger projecting his inferiority complex because my grandparents were ligurian

cry for me eggplant

based

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You see, in the Soviet Union we used to have a line in our passport called ‘ethnicity’. A child when he turnded 18, could choose what ethnicity to write in BUT HE HAD ONLY TWO OPTIONS TO CHOOSE FROM: his mom's ethnicity, and his dad's ethicity.

>my mom was born in germany, both my dad's parents were born in germany. i would never in a million years call myself german.

From what I see here you would have in your passport the line ‘Ethnicity: German’, and there would be no other option available to you.

Such cases.

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americans of nordic ancestry are also cucks and live in cold states where somalians get free gibs from the state. Funny how wherever nordics go, arabs follow.

Meanwhile all italian americans I know are redpilled as fuck and hate kikes and want to gas them to death in a concentration camp, but they're still seen as subhumans.

Don't know what you want me to tell you friend, stop sperging out and people might take you seriously.

But they're not italians

>no such a thing

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fucking hell why are Americans such edgy cringelord LARPers?
top quality entertainment, every time

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i think this whole flyover thing is a Jow Forums obsession. probably originated in Jow Forums and spread to Jow Forums. nobody cares that much in real life.

you should try living here dude the live shows are the best

t. real terrone
Italian terrones aren't on Jow Forums they are too busy avoiding to pay taxes

Also
>Meanwhile all italian americans I know are redpilled as fuck and hate kikes and want to gas them to death in a concentration camp, but they're still seen as subhumans.
How far down in your own mind's prison are you if you type such sentences?
Are you currently on any medication?

that's rude. do you speak italian?

where is the best place to observe real italian terroni in real life? in naples? you ever been there?

Americans are all mentally ill psychotic fantasists
It must be something in the water

i speak american italian its called english

My father was in the nypd for 30 years and my mother is a secretary in manhattan. What does your family do? Work at the refugee acceptance station?

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no they are not but they are italian americans

then why are you correcting a non-native speaker? faggot

No I never been in that shithole and never will
I still care about my life

Nobody cares about Italy here
Cry me a river faggot
I would never die for Terrones, only for my region or the North

>correcting
nah i was making fun of him
how are you this inept?

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but i think it would be fun to visit maybe once. to watch the chaotic traffic. bikes and scooters everywhere. zoom zoom. mama mia. and go to a soccer game there. imagine being surrounded by 50,000 terroni :D

then go back to germany, faggot.

I prefer to be in Afghanistan and kill arabs all day than to stay with Terrones

They're burgers

Gabagool?

>then go back to a foreign country with no link whatsoever
Are Americans real?

why are italians not allowed to be american?

grim thread

Why your countrymen hate being americans?

>both parents born and raised in Poland
>me born and raised in America
>speak Polish to the point of Poles thinking I'm native
>visit Poland and Europe in general multiple times a year
>have Polish gf that was born and raised there
>have dual citizenship by descent
>mfw retards on Jow Forums call me a mutt and would say that I'm not Polish
>mfw a nigger born in Europe is more "European" than me in their eyes

The absolute state of this place

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don't listen to that retard, no one hates italian americans. We just think the guido types ala Jeresey Shore are kinda cringy

Italian-american relationships is best summed up by that Sopranos episode where the crew goes to Naples and Paulie hates the food and orders spaghetti and meatballs

>mfw a nigger born in Europe is more "European" than me in their eyes
I don't think anyone on Jow Forums that isn't shilling would claim this.

Not really if what you said is true then you are polish on my book
Polish-american can still be polish
Italian-american don't exist

>Leave your country behind
>Don't even speak the language
>Don't know shit about its history
>Still think it's acceptable to LARP

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He said he know polish like a native
I highly doubt that
Anglo brains can't learn other languages (this is why they likely die first as their brain get dementia at young age)

>loses war to Ethiopia

>didn't get to choose where I was born
>go to the country multiple times a year
>have family and friends there
>celebrate in the cultural and religious holidays/traditions
>know the history of the country in depth
>plan on moving there
>claim I'm LARPing

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>loses war with Vietnam
Also we didn't lose, our liberals at home male the troop to withadrawal...
Wait that's your excuse lmao

why are latvian posters so cancerous

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That's the exact reason we left Vietnam, literally the same reason.

I was mocking you
We lose Ethiopia the first time because Russia and the famous "honorable" Nazi """allies""" sell weapons to them while being outnumbered 10 to 1

Long story short the second time we take their capital in few days

russians are subhumans. Even in america they're all arrogant and act like monkeys.

At least their women like med cock.

>afghanis
>arabs

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Russians are irrelevant now
I am happy we betrayed those german faggots tho

New Jersey here, I feel the same. We don't even have guidos, that shit is all from New York

I didn't mean to reply.
this wasn't about you which was most likely interpreted that way due to unintentionally forgetting to delete the reply to the guy.
This post was in general about anyone who LARPs different association/nationality without backing it up with knowledge of culture/history/language.
IT WAS A MISTAKE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it's cool mane

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>still taking seriously that retard

the Nazis saved you countless times lol
faggot
You're the reason the Axis lost, fuck off

Cute
Don't worry

Hitler please, Argentina is more south

ova here

'EY I'M WALKIN' HERE

The germans were keeping us down

all of Tyrol is Austrian, get out

ethnicity includes cultural identity, a guy born and raised in the US is not ethnically anything

what are Fennoswedes then?