WTF?
WTF?
Jackson Morales
Mason Diaz
Americans worship wealth, BLACKED.com and trump. In that order.
Ryder Sanchez
being mocked by canada is like when someone 2 foot shorter than you and 100 pounds lighter starts looking for a fight
Luke Mitchell
It's pretty easy to beat the morbidly obese my dude.
Dominic Ward
>2 foot shorter
canadian IQ
Asher Nguyen
That’s actually pretty cool
Brayden Gonzalez
Pretty easy to mock kankerniggers
Sebastian Perry
Not hard to smash the shins of an uppity lanklet.
Alexander Davis
I don't understand. What's wrong with that?
Josiah Long
Baptism sure went a long way since putting your head underwater in the Jordan river.
Thomas Hughes
But I always assumed evangelicals were insane all around the world. Are there countries in which they are actually normal people?
Julian Baker
They're like children.
Children are pure, that's what Jesus taught.
Wyatt Gray
Kek. Haven't seen a dutch version of this yet, saved.
Evan Reed
ive always been uneasy about protestants baptizing. idk why.
Carter Nelson
We have the same phony preachers here. It's called prosperity gospel. Give money to the phoney preacher and God will reward you financially. Cash Luna is the biggest and richest here.
Ian Gonzalez
>kiddie slide
Sucker in young children for more brainwashing.
Blake Robinson
In Germany most of the evangelical churches are quite normal-ish, and some are even part of the Lutheran church federation in Germany
Benjamin Peterson
It can get worse and with less fun
Mason Phillips
That’s simply amazing
Daniel Lewis
You guys should be ashamed for allowing pr*testantism to gain a foothold down there.
Asher Reed
They should make it more Takeshi's Castle.
Christopher Gray
I heard about a Guatemalan (I think) guy who somehow got to be a full-time pentacostal pastor at 13. Only years later did he realize he was unsaved, but he ended up developing real faith and went to study reformed theology.
To anybody wondering, BabylonBee is the conservative Christian version of The Onion.
Christopher Russell
Literal fake news (parody news)
*whispers* thanks bud
Lucas King
America exports that shit all over the world, South Korea has lots of scam churches as well.
Hunter Ward
wtf is wrong with the south
Ian Harris
Protestants everybody. The very same people that support Israel 100%
Matthew Sanders
um its a parody news story
Brayden Powell
I don't get why people fall for it
Matthew Jenkins
I never understood american christians
They do abort, have premarital sex, break all biblical laws and then pretend theyre better than anyone.
Andrew Morales
Evangelicals are all scammers. This country is now full of garage churches that are nothing but money vacuums.
Adrian Sullivan
Yeah this guy Cash Luna is a real piece of work. You probably have never seen a Guatemala carrot, but they are huge, the size of turnips. Cash Luna takes credit for that.
Isaac Wilson
I want to do it
Hudson Carter
Maybe it'll lead to the death of Christianity which would be a good thing
Samuel Roberts
Being a hypocrite is a good thing in America