Mousy folk eatin bubgers edition
/ausnz/
Nicholas Murphy
Ryder King
Arent oceanfriends asleep though
Jackson Gomez
burg
Joseph Diaz
They shouldn't be, it's almost noon here.
Gavin Lopez
I dunno I just thought they should at least have a thread to wake up to ya know?
bubger
John Murphy
one night son and dad are at the porch jerking each other and son asks dad:
Dad... which one is furthest, Australia or the moon?!
Dad replies: the moon dumbass, can you see Australia from here?
Christopher Morgan
I know I shouldn't have one, and probably won't, but goddamn I would KILL for nice bubger right now.
Nathan Thomas
Wish I was dead.
Matthew Robinson
careful what you wish for. i'm so hungover that it feels like death (and i didn't even do cocaine last night)
i think i need to quit drinking for a long time
Dominic Kelly
Same here but I gots food at home so I don't got an excuse to travel all the way to a decent bubger joint
Oliver Thomas
First coffee of the day
Good post
Glad it's not an angry burg
Mason Howard
i think im going to visit nz in the next couple of months. what do i do and not do there?
Jackson Lewis
My head hurts from all that scotch last night
Jacob Martin
Just be yourself
There's no rules down here
Justin Smith
You sweetie
So the nature thingys but please do research, don't want dead tourists
Aaron Edwards
WESTY WAKE UP
Aiden Perez
Psssh I'm not sweetie
You bunch are a heck of a lot more than me
Samuel Cook
that sounds fun. are the sulfur springs cool?
>dead tourists
what are you implying? i thought only aus has the killer bugs and stuff. i'll just be visiting a girl for 2 weeks, check out the city and beaches and probably come back home with her
Adrian Johnson
CAN'T WAKE UP
I was actually having a pleasant dream until dad came around to pick up some stuff.
James Ortiz
hey qt
Liam Rogers
Going for a picnic with the new family lads. lol
Julian Stewart
Heyo, hows things cutie?
Charles Gutierrez
back still hurts. i'm actually about to start cooking some chili
Robert Brooks
I’m going back to Auckland Zoo. Is it overrated? I love seeing the capybaras and servals.
Thomas King
Thats no good to hear.
Is it as bad as it was?
Does deep heat work for things like that?
I'm guessing it's mostly for muscle pain but it might help.
>i'm actually about to start cooking some chili
Ohhh yum.
Leo Diaz
it's better but still fucked
i don't know if heat would help or not
Xavier Gomez
Get someone to rub some in.
Test it out.
Just make sure they wash their hands after getting deep heat on ya ding dong or in ya eyes is no fun at all.
Lincoln Evans
I WANT SEX.
Elijah Carter
Nonsense!
Nah it's more people don t plan for the weather and get lost in the bush
Wyatt King
Had sex yday
Was gud
Jack Nguyen
It's true
I am but one mere man competing with a general full of cutie patooties
Jonathan Price
With who?
Thomas Johnson
Obtain sex then.
Lucky ducky.
Brayden Martin
>bush
i just want to see the ocean and eat at hell and visit museums and art galleries, user
Aaron Butler
>Obtain sex
Easier said than done
Brandon Gonzalez
I wish the government would give me my autism gf already.
Jordan Roberts
Nothing worth it is ever easy.
Gotta put in the effort.
I wish the government would FUCK OFF.
Not really though they give me money and I need that to live.
Isaiah Price
With my single remaining bf
Still miss the other one, hope he's ok
100 % super lucky ducky
William Bailey
food was good
Sebastian Nguyen
I suppose
Hungry boi
Noah Reed
you all make me want to die
so youre posting here now instead uh
is it there you talk about your mutilated dicks lmao
Brandon Long
Si vous voulez m'agacer, je préférerais que vous le fassiez en privé
Adrian Lee
i've posted here since last year
Levi Wilson
>he actually made the thread
LOL
and only downhill from there
Michael Gomez
Il suffit de revenir à /dixie/ !
Bentley Adams
Weren't you the French that came and asked NZ as you're moving here soonish?
>you talk about your mutilated dicks
What the fuck are you talking about?
Eli Gray
Based frenchposter
Elijah Hughes
>Weren't you the French that came and asked NZ as you're moving here soonish?
that's a guy from herault, this one is just a faggot
>what the fuck
he mentioned something about circumcision in another thread and he's constantly shitter shattered about us two for some reason
Jace Ortiz
>96423346
>anime
buller district more like bullied dick street
t. an actual faggot though lol
Ryder Mitchell
ohayou
you in the back me in the front
Noah Ortiz
>based
>french
These words don't go together.
>this one is just a faggot
Oh i see.
>circumcision
Weird stuff that.
Thomas Flores
based french loli
janny clean this gay shit
west coast more like guest cuck lol
Camden Price
>Weird stuff that.
oy vey
why didn't you pay your toll to the cosmetics industry
>clean this gay shit
i'll polish your shaft if you understand what i'm implying
Connor Morris
polish yours with acid faglord
Luke Butler
no u
Joshua Fisher
Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azu more like Provence-helps-Cock in Arse, Var(ious men)
Cameron Thomas
geez that was so bad
are all kiwis usually this retarded
did your mother rock you too close to the wall? or where you finished with piss?
Lincoln Baker
>where
dumb frog lmao
Evan Jenkins
hi
Yes they do
The French are the pinnacle of human civilization.
>tfw no french loli to order me to charge the enemy trenches.
Nathan Sanders
gonna kill this hangover by smoking dudelmao and drinking more beers. what is everyone sipping tonight?
Matthew Hall
Soda water
No more alcohol for a little bit, I had two Coronas last night so I'm hungover and suffering.
Adrian Ramirez
I thought France mostly liked anime. One told me anime online was more embarrassing than anime in public
Leo Turner
>I had two Coronas last night so I'm hungover and suffering
w-what
Gabriel Russell
What?
I'm a bit of a lightweight
Hudson Collins
Nigger, I drank half a bottle of scotch last night and I'm feeling just rosy
Kevin Turner
Coming back from the picnic lads. Then I will walk to the park & fly my little cheap drone.
Gabriel Sanders
That's probably because you're a damn alcoholic
Some of us respect out livers.
Because you won't liver long without it.
Nice
Drones are cool
Christian Murphy
>That's probably because you're a damn alcoholic
Fake news
Christopher Murphy
I want one of those DJ Mavic ones.
Zachary Torres
i'm gonna stop drinking for a long time after these beers. unironically need to save money
Benjamin Thompson
What's legalization like?
Jace Sanchez
Have never smoked weed in my life.
Jeremiah Fisher
You call yourself Australian? I bet you don't even get on the pingaz
Landon Perry
a complete shitshow. the black market is still cheaper. no edibles or concentrates until July 1st, 2019. stores are NOT ready, but it is definitely surreal to know that having marijuana on your person is no longer a crime. some actual potheads are doing dumb as things like bringing bongs and giant mason jars of bud to local parks and smoking.
its just like alcohol now. last night i argued that weed is now not based and normiepilled and the real cool kids are doing psychedelics and cocaine now
Ian Butler
>the real cool kids are doing psychedelics and cocaine now
Hasn't it been like that since the 60's?
Thomas Brown
i suppose so but wouldn't that be a 80's thing? i've noticed that in my age group, more people are casual around mushrooms and coke. use to be extremely taboo and you were practically shunned if you brought up those kinda drugs in conversation but now its not that surprising anymore to hear about someone microdosing mush at the bar or doing key bumps before they leave the bar. feels like we'll eventually get to legal psychedelics in Canada
Lincoln Turner
Why is the weed market so fucked or am I just out of the reliable loop?
Isaac Moore
Christian Hill
You bring up fighting semi-regularly. Did you grow up fighting much, or does it just interest you?
Owen Cruz
>interested
I’m boxing master of sports candidate since I’m 16, so... I guess? Although I left it all behind
Nathaniel Jenkins
Boxing is neato. I grew up around it, but never was very good
>I left it all behind
Why?
And how do you supplement your grappling?
Elijah Kelly
>why
Not interested, don’t want to spend 3 hours a day training soviet-style, instead of doing something I might enjoy
>supplement your grappling
I don’t quite understand the question
Michael Morris
That's understandable. Was the state sponsoring you, or were you independent? I looked up master of sports, but I don't understand the system
>the question
Were you only boxing? America has been mma-obsessed for years. Most American boxers usually supplement their ground work with wrestling or muay thai or something. Pure boxing is rare here
Noah Mitchell
Did you and people you know support khabib?
Jace Anderson
>state sponsoring
No. Why would it? Junior master of sports candidate is literally who. You just win some literally who tournament consisting of 3 fights and get it. It’s sheer luck tbqh, I only had 20 “real” matches in my whole life.
We have those Soviet era Houses of Sport, where everyone can train for free and if he wants/has some talent, he can attend free championships. Chess, boxing, gymnastics, fencing, etc; usually have it all
>only boxing
Semi-seriously yes, only boxing. I tried sambo (Russian version of judo), Muay Thai, Greco-Roman in my earlier years but not because I needed it for “””””something”””””
Chase Taylor
No. None of my friends supported him. Although only 1 person even cared enough at all.
Matthew Scott
Do you mean they don't follow it or they support Connor because the don't like caucasians?
David Adams
Almost nobody cares about fighting, and that’s understandable. Even leg-sphere is more entertaining than that
Jayden Evans
Ah. "Master of sports" sounds masterful, and typically you're aristocratic and prestigious, so I assumed
>only boxing
That makes sense. I only really like boxing, but my family obsesses over flip martial arts. My uncle's one of America's best, but he got robbed at gunpoint, so it wasn't much help in the end
>"""""something"""""
What do mean? Like another purpose, or a prerequisite?
Also, another thing I've been thinking about: does Russia have many Jews, or partially-Jewish people? Almost everyone Russian I speak with seems to be part-Jewish somehow
Jonathan Taylor
>Almost nobody cares about fighting
American's like talking and bragging about it, but few actually fight. Our conflict is 95% words or guns, with little in between
Justin Adams
>master of sports
I was junior candidate not master.
>what do you mean
I mean that if I’m boxing i don’t need to know kung fu for anything, it’s not mma after all.
>Russia and Jews
A lot of partially Jewish people. Most of the time they don’t even know it themselves since they are like 1/8 jewish
Justin Ortiz
Have you visited Crimea?
Luis Russell
The most important question: why'd you start the first world suffering thing? I can't even escape it while you're asleep now
Americans
James Morales
No, my friends did. Literally nothing changed, as far as they can tell.
For the sake of shitposting ofc
Jaxon Nelson
Good reason. I like shitposting, but I don't think I've made a thread anywhere since 2015
Next question round: How do your close friends perceive you, or what do they think of you? Or how do you act around them?
Alexander Rivera
>how do your close friends perceive you
Normally?
>what do they think of you
How can I know? It’s their thoughts after all
>how do you act around them
Normally?
I don’t know how could you answer those questions the other way. And it’s strange to ask friends “hey hey why don’t you tell me what do you think about me?” That’s just too broad and pointless, if they are your close friends already you don’t need to know
Brandon Edwards
Of course it's weird asking, and I wouldn't recommend it. I was more asking how you acted IRL, or how your behavior adjusted to different people and places
Noah Allen
Well just like most people? Ask more confident with friends, and less confident to with strangers
Isn’t that just universal thing? Then you become acquainted and you act normally
Chase Roberts
Just woke up from a really long nap.
Xavier Fisher
Same but my cat woke me up just as my internet kicked back in
Didn't get to say goodnight to my boyfriend or Conway and I'm more than a little miffed