Before I share my telegram link to all my fans, just thought I would share an excerpt from my autobiopgraphy I'm writing.
"My Face When", by MrBearWolf, (c) 2018
===== p.134 =====
"Michael!! Clean your room!!" "MOM!! I'm not Michael! I'm MrBearWolf" "You are spending too much time in front of that 4 website, young man. You need to clean up and go outside for some fresh air. Your friend Hung is coming over to play in one hour" "He's not my friend MOM.... he's your friend's son. We don't have anything in common." "It doesn't matter Michael, you need to be nice to our guests" "MOM!!! Don't call me that anymore" "We named you Michael after your Grandfather, god bless his soul. You will answer to that name. No If, And, or Buts, about it!" "I HATE YOU MOM! I can't wait until I get my first full BitCoin and I can finally get my own place" "Michael.... just stop it with that Bitcoins nonsense. You will make enough for a down payment if you just go out and get a job like everyone else. You have been at this for months and you've only lost money" "I HATE YOU MOM" "THAT'S IT. I HAVE HAD IT. I am NOT going to make you mac'n'cheese for lunches ANYMORE. You are 45 and you can make your own food" "FINE" "FINE" *silenty weeps* ... continued
(p.s., Daily Fucking Reminder: No price action for you AMBlets, not this month, not next month, never, NEVER, NEVER EVER. OMEGAKEK)
(p.s., Daily Fucking Reminder, No price action for you AMBlet cucks, not this month, not next month, never, NEVER, NEVER EVER, KEK)
-walks up to his attic -turns on the light -takes a look around at all the garbage on the floor -notices it's almost all empty Onions bottles -takes a look at his Star Wars action figure collection -glances at his prized black fedora sitting on his katana -sees himself in the mirror, his round belly protruding far below his belt, his unshaven neck masking the acne -closes his eyes slowly and takes a deep breath -opens his eyes and looks startes at himself in the mirror, this time directly in the eyes -he suddently feels a focus and a fire that he hasn't felt since his first Karate competition when he was 12 -the fire burned for but a moment. Memories flood in. Visions of a brighter future. A Friend. A girlfriend. An appartment to call his own. A Job. -reaches for his fedora, places it on his head slowly. -with his thumb and forefinger, pinches the solid, thick brim -and with a tug that he will forever remember, he tips the fedora with a conviction he will never forget....
"I have to make a change" ... continued
Noah Walker
-goes downstairs into the kitchen "Mom... I.... I'm sorry" "*sigh* It's OK Sweetie" "It's not mom... I-I fucked up." "How's that?" "You're right. I could have had my own appartment by now if I just didn't get into crypto" "Sweetie.... you've been working sooo hard on it since last year. It really shows how dedicated you can be to something you're passionate about. We just have to find a way to turn that passion into something productive. Something you can be proud of." "It's just.... I dunno... Most people who got into crypto a year ago made millions... And I WAS breaking even around Christmas, but I just got greedy. And now, today..." "What happened today?" "..." "Michael, you can tell me" "I... lost everything" "You what??" "I lost everything. I shorted bitcoin and it went way up." "Oh Michael..." "Everyone on biz was saying Bitcoin was going to 3k... so I shorted it with leverage and I lost my last $1k. Now I have nothing" "I'm so sorry Michael." "It's ok... like I said, I fucked up" "Micheal please don't use that language in our house" "Mom I'm 45... I am old enough to swear now" "Micheal please don't ruin this moment, you are going to upset your father and you know how he gets..." "You always do this!" "Michael... please... you never open up like this to me. Let's talk some more about this. Ever since you lost your Pokemon Go account last year you have been different. So closed. Distant" -memories rush in -thoughts of a better time, biking around with friends going on adventures trapping and battling* -"If only she didn't confiscate my computer, maybe I could have prevented my brat sister from falling for that phishing scam that lost me my account"* -He felt fluttering in his chest, and anxiety he had forgotten but which rolled and grew inside him, like a loaf of onions bread, his dream invention* -"If only I just left this place last year. Things would be so different" ... continued
Andrew Gonzalez
"Mom... I... I have to go now." "Go where?" "I don't know." "Do you mean go upstairs to your room? Or go outside for some fresh air? Hung is coming over in only 20 minutes. Is your room still a disaster?" "No Mom... I am leaving." "Hung is on his way. Please do not abandon your friend" "He's not my friend!" "No this again Michael." "No Mom I- ...." ".... yes?" "I'm moving out." "Moving out? You just lost all your money and you have no job. I know you want your independence, but really Michael, let's be realistic. I'm going to get your father and he's NOT going to be happy." "Don't call me Michael. Call me MrBearWolf" And with that, Michael left his house with a pride and conviction he thought he'd lost. Finally he felt the feeling of freedom he's been longing for ever since his his parents left for the weekend three long years ago. He grabbed his last bottle of Onions, his fedora, carrying only the clothes he was wearing, stormed out the door. His mother was left speechless. ... continued
Parker Price
-Michael returns home for dinner that night pretending the event earlier that day never happened "Oh hello Michael, back home now, are we?" -Michael eats silently, focused, determined -Eats his last chicken tender, stands up abruptly "MY NAME IS MRBEARWOLF. MY FACE WHEN" "Pardon me? Sit down and ask to be excused" "MY FACE WHEN YOU ARE PROJECTING THIS HARD" -*dead silence* -Goes upstairs to his attic bedroom "I can be somebody. I AM somebody. I will show them... and when I do... No body will ever mess with me again. I will assblast them all" -Opens Jow Forums -Start a New Thread: "DAILY, NO, HOURLY FUCKING REMINDER"... -His feelings when. -His feelings when. -His fucking feelings when.
Nicholas Johnson
Penis
Logan Hughes
imaging caring enough to type this out
kek
Thomas Brooks
imagine caring enough to bump an excerpt from my autobiography >mfw
Austin Scott
as a gay man, I take this as a compliment and that you like my story >mfw the first comment is a compliment >mfw my telegram will b the enxt big thing >mfw all my little bar cubs will come home to poppa >mfw
Noah Morris
holy shit did he pissed AMBlets off swimming in their bellies
>MFW >F >W
Gavin Young
it's a pasta you dunce
Cameron Davis
>he didn’t write this pasta hello, brainlet
Xavier Jones
how dare you call my book pasta. No TG invite for you
sounds like you got FOMOd and bought near ATH. WHY did you not listen to the immortal BearWolf? >mfw looks at AMB tg admins >Sergio >Aneesh literal russian and pajeet scammers >mfw "switzerland" crypto company has no actual swiss employees/ceo >mfw AMB pretends to be a swiss company to scam people with "muh swiss quality" meme mfw MFW MY FUCKING ABSOLUTE FEELINGS WHEN
What exactly is so wrong with ambrosus? Why are you shitting on it every day? Other than lack of partnerships of course, that seafood place not withstanding.
Sebastian Barnes
>body horror Spooky. Is it like this holes in the rocks stuff or just gore?
>projecting (THIS) hard >mfw >MFW >MY FICTIONAL WORK
Adrian Thompson
O M E G A M E G A
K E K E K
>literally doesn't realize he's talking to an elite insider >TG invite unironically revoked
AMBag holders are coping (THIS) much.
Two words for you: Rice Sack
Cooper Cook
I dont even own ambrosus you little brainlet. Im just wondering why you hate it so much.
Also "im and insider t-trust me guys!" is not convincing. Go fuck yourself.
Samuel Young
dude this guy bearwolf called seafood commons partnership and gsk lies early while the pump and dump was ongoing. way to be a newfag / clever shill. bearwolf unironically saved many anons from scambrosus. now show some respect.
Oliver White
>I-I don't own AMB He unironically does >I-I didn't buy at 10k He unironically did >W-when m-moon? Literally NEVER NEVER FUCKING EVER
No Price Action No Partnerships Never Ever
>mfw your bags pull you to the center of the earth Literally cannot stop gravity from pulling the worlds heaviest bags through the earth's crust into fucking laval HAHAHAHAHA Never question the wisdom of a BearWolf >mfw >MFW >MASSIVE FORCE WEIGHT
Logan Mitchell
So he called something a scam, and happened to be right? Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Every single coin including bitcoin gets called a scam hundreds of times every day. This doesnt mean anything.
Colton Sullivan
I literally dont. All I even know about ambrosus is:
They have something to do with shipping they have a seafood partnership the bear man doesnt like them their logo looks like an eyeball
Im just wondering why the bear man doesnt like them.
Zachary Murphy
>im and insider t-trust me guys! i just told you he proved insider info long ago to save anons and you ignored it completely. way to out yourself SHILL
James Scott
The legion GROWS
Jaxon Gutierrez
Do you have a screencap or something?
Why should I even care about this coin? Why does bearman care about this coin? There are scams everywhere. Dero is a massive scam, so is peepchain. Ambrosus pales in comparison.
Grayson Hughes
MY FUCKING SIDES >mfw AMBLET COPING has holders denying they hold >mfw Ambrosus renamed to SHAMEBROSUS
Angel Mitchell
TG ACCESS GRANTED Will PM you
Cameron Parker
why do you care about bearman caring about this coin so much? ((SHILL)) now fuck off back to your TG amblet
Eli Barnes
Sympathy TG access granted. Check your inbox.
Justin Gomez
Because he has been shitposting about this coin for the better part of what, 2 months now? Maybe more? This is a lot of determination. You would think ambrosus killed his whole family or something. Im just wondering what his deal is.
You dont see me making daily "dero is a scam" threads. I dont give a fuck. Who cares if some retards get scammed. That is firmly in the realm of not my problem. This seems like what normal people should do. Bearman is not normal.
Robert Rivera
MY SIDES ARE MISSING FROM MY BODY
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMBLETS COPING WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
What part of "Elite Insider" don't you AMBlets understand?
Austin Watson
>pretends to be ignorant of AMB + bearwolf history >actually reveals he followed (baghold) AMB for at least 2 months games over AMBlet you're a bad at this see ya next thread
Nicholas Myers
So you are part of the ambrosus team or something? Why would you shit on your own coin?
Also, still not an amblet lol. Ive got a lot of eos and some skycoin.
Benjamin Johnson
I see that fucking bear meme every time I hit f5 on biz. This guy needs to chill.
John Walker
MEGA KEK >unironically trying to suck my Bear PENIS
>mfw you insert
Ian Kelly
There is literally NO discussion in this thread about my story (OP). plz rate and review. I worked fucking hard on it.
Jeremiah Rivera
Ok i just now learned how to filter tripfags because of this thread. I never did learn what his deal was.
Also did you notice he has 2 different tripcodes? Thats kind of strange.
>mfw Angel enjoys my auto-biography Send me his Jow Forums ID so I can DM him a TG invite
Cameron Clark
Dude seriously, I've spammed literally every thread on biz like you asked and no one is joining
Owen Scott
I used to agree with bearwolf then I realized AMB is one of the best buys in the market. Glad I got my node before July.
Christian Moore
>glad i flushed my money own the toilet Will AMBlets ever (L)EARN???? Unironically curious...
Gabriel Turner
Fookin amblets.
I will kill you all. Ambmen, ambwomen and the amblings too
Parker Martinez
How the fuck are you not done accumulating yet, seriously tired of your shit.
Logan Jenkins
...
Zachary Cook
Right in the f...
Michael Baker
Dystopian biopunk. Desolate wastes, synthetic human, tentacled and mutated post-human overlords and lots of gore. Overall a pretty creepy read if you're into the grimy and darker zombie settings.
