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Just to confirm. Shockingly, I am not a billionaire.

more like two decades for me

some things that will, according the texts put you in buddhist hell, in some cases immediately
1. killing your parents
2. injuring or killing a buddha
3. raping a arahant

>McDonalds apple pies

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...

Wait what??
*Unfrieds you

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i'm a northerner

grim little friendless virgin freakazoids

Damn I've done all of these.

youtube.com/watch?v=oMAFme1hBH0

chune

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old man ran over my legs earlier with a wheelbarrow. i asked him what his problem was. he said the wheel of life and death stops for no one

Would love to say I'm rich in love or have a wealth of knowledge and experience but I'm lacking those too.

*sneers*

Extremely important eras which birthed figures and events the world will never forget:

5th century-4th century BC (Ancient Greece, Ancient Persia, Ancient China)

1st century BC-1st century AD (Ancient Rome, Ptolemaic Egypt, Roman Judea)

15th century-16th century AD (Renaissance Europe)

18th century-20th century AD (The creation of the modern world, the French Revolution, the World Wars)

Dogshit

who the fuck goes to the movies these days lmao

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Big it up
BIG IT UP

nothing good on?

You lads should see me in the flesh, frankly.
I'm in lazy shape, clearly. But people in this town do not fuck with me.
I threaten to murder people I, against my best interests...really shouldn't.
Nobody does anything. I can hold my head high on any street, in any bar in this town.
You don't know anything about anything. I can make men twice the size of me sit down with my eyes.

Who would you list as some of the most important people in history, in order of importance?

To wank or not to wank
That is the question

hotelconcierge.tumblr.com/post/173526578129/shame-society

amazing read, feels especially prescient with the explosion of the npc meme

grim truth

taxation is theft

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Oldest, middle of youngest child which is objectively the vest position for yourself to be in?

fallen in love with a 17 year old

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZMbFu457jGs
even normies like wintersun, so why don't you?

is anyone familiar with this apparent stereotype?

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I like the atmosphere of going to the cinema
Or at least I did when I was a kid and about 16 years old

Has a certain smell and tranquillity to it, the big rooms inside the small doors or something, innit

theft is involuntary taxation if you think about it, mental

In all the five boroughs they know my name, you could say
and they don't disrespect me

What I'm doing with my life
>I work as a campaigner with a migrant rights organisation

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Shut up white boi and pay my food stamps

imagine wearing a helmet when you ride a motorcycle

WE ARE
WE ARE
WE ARE THE PEOPLE
WE ARE
WE ARE
WE ARE THE PEOPLE'S VOTE

youtu.be/ib3BmV1DV2E
youtu.be/ib3BmV1DV2E

unironically middle

oh yeah, muslim girls on motorbikes
hear that twice a day at least

Dogshit

The United States should give Ukraine also submarines

For Ukraine, it would be important to hold talks with the United States on the transfer of not only frigates, but submarines to fight Russian submarines in the Black Sea.

About this "PolitNavigatoru" said the representative of the Union of Officers of Ukraine Yevgeny Lupakov.

“Apart from Sagaidachny, Muscovites(slur word used by whores) did not return anything to us, Sagaidachny did not get into their hands. Our combat capability is relative at sea. Therefore, two more frigates - it would be wonderful.

America transferred eight submarines to Turkey after World War II. They were in service with Turkey until the mid-90s. In 1995 I was on one of these submarines, and I was amazed at the ideal condition she was in, I mean the technical condition and the state of combat readiness.

Now the United States is commissioning a new and new military equipment, and the old can transfer. It is very good that our government, in the end, negotiated the transfer of two boats. The Americans saw that Ukraine had shown practical interest in obtaining naval equipment, and it is very good that the Americans went for it.

And it would be even better if not only the United States, but also other NATO countries gave us military property. First of all, submarines are needed. To combat Russian submarines in the Black Sea, we urgently need submarines, at least of the 209th project, which have already been written off and disposed of.

It would be better if they instead gave them to us, and we would teach our sailors. That would be the only weapon for fighting Rossi's submarines on the Black Sea, unfortunately, there is no other weapon to fight them, ”Lupakov argues.

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You guys should watch Frequencies.

The main idea is that at birth you have your "Frequency" measured and this figure determines how lucky you are. If it's high you are fated to live happily ever after and if not you're fucked. I know this will appeal to incels.
Anyway there's a girl who has really high frequencies but feels nothing and a boy who has really low frequencies but is in love with the girl.
The movie is about the boy trying to overcome his bad luck with science to make the girl fall in love with him.

these muslims can do a lot of tricks haha

I am above you. I know things that would make you convulse and vomit.
Act like a child and I'll smack you like one.
Bratty little shit.

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my rats got autism

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wow yeah sounds wicked mate yeah defo
*walks off and talks to someone else*

from a purely 'decent childhood' perspective probably the oldest since the others won't fuck with you but apparently if movies are to be believed whenever parents shit out a new baby they forget about the other kids in terms of attention so you could take that into account I guess

Everything feels pointless

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Alexander The Great
Napoleon
Donald Trump
Tupac
Einstein

unironically just been chased out of leeds city centre by a bunch of northern thugs for being a "posh southern cunt"

What's the most dangerous part of a motorcycle?

The muslim riding it haha

just spent about an hour shaving my bollocks, pubes, trail, arse and all.

thinking about becoming a exterminator. you see in the past 10 years something mystical happened. tons of pests we never used to have appeared everywhere, according to a study 50% of apartments have bedbugs and 12% cockroaches. No one can explain why this happend.

Anyway its quite easy to learn and a company is ready to pay me for both training AND a drivers license.

not a rat probably a stoat or a mink or something

good

webm mongs are out in force tonight i see

Fantastic

How is wojack SO versatile, has this been studied, has anyone written a book on this?

>toil

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Wow, how thought provoking
*goes to the bathroom, stares at my eyes in the mirror before jumping through the window*

>No one can explain why this happend.
I can, but it would be very bigoted

last thread hit thread limit and i couldnt post my slags

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Yo need JESAS!

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Jesus Christ
Julius Caesar
Muhammad
Alexander the Great
The Buddha
Adolf Hitler
Isaac Newton
Vladimir Lenin
Confucius
Napoleon Bonaparte
Sun Tzu
George Washington
Charles Darwin
Martin Luther
Niccolo Machiavelli
William Shakespeare

it is

yeah i have but haven't found a publisher. had one interested but their red line was the title. it's called The Poo Nigger Chronicles and I will not be changing it. I will not compromise my artistic integrity, simple as

I'd eat your rat on a skewer

Gattaca did it better

definitely a ferret used to have one as a pet, they're adorable but stink like shit and permeate the entire house with it

i just want to motorboat them titties

is it more condescending to assume girls either lack the critical faculties to learn how to ride a motorbike on their own, or that they need to be given permission by someone who does enjoy it, before they decide for themselves if they want to try it?

never heard of any of them

what part of that picture is wojak?

All me

you forget Karl Marx

you're a big guy

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a r s e

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Maybe we could publish it ourselves if we clubbed some money together. It can be the first of a series.

Don't know this feel
Bluepilled and dumb as fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=zOujzvtwZ6M

been nearly a year
and i still think about him every day
fly on peep *praying hands emoji*

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for sweden

good list tbf. might include aristotle or one of the greeks though

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she's 13 in this one mate do you want to reconsider