Why don't more Americans return to the Fatherland? (Ireland and Germany)

Why don't more Americans return to the Fatherland? (Ireland and Germany)

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Their new fatherlands are Liberia and Israel

There are lots of Americans in Germany though, at least in Munich, specially boomers.

They're surprisingly okay, I met a girl from Portland there, she was very nice to me and she was rich as fuck.

Please no

I'd unrionically move to Germany if they took me, been teaching myself the language for years (not muh heritage reasons)

Please leave the Michigan weirdos there.

Very pleased to say I've never interacted with a real American in my life.

Oh yes, Fritz

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Kringel

I was going to say I had this mindset too but the ones I found in Europe were surprisingly not bad.

They're a bit cringy and for some reason EXTREMELY NAIVE (but this is my impression of Euros in general too) but they seem like nice people,

I'm unironically 100% Anglo though

The kinds of people who travel (and this goes for all countries) are usually always the good kinds of people.
It's the people who don't travel that are the reprobates.

idiot fucking retard CUNT

NO I don't want the hamburger men

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>Israel
Please take me home

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>Portland
The left Coast of America is basically another country at this point.

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Deadass might return

>Very pleased to do I’m too dumb and poor to have ever traveled further than my immidiate backwater region

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Show me the burgers

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Can't you guys just stay on your side of the great pond?

This side sucks

This

And that's your fault

You're an occupied country, you don't get a say.

>your
How is it specifically my fault?

The average German is a wagecuck making like 7 euros an hour. Meanwhile all their cities are getting swamped by shitskins.

A German friend of mine complained germ boomers won’t be able to afford heating this winter because the country is almost broke supporting all the refugees LMAO

Because I make $90k/year and CS jobs in eurostan pay like half that.

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Because we're full.

I'm sure we could do something about that.

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Oh no you're not Patrick

Americans want to live in Europe less than Europeans want to live in America.

That's why. I'm not even memeing.

because you have put yourself in a position that makes you feel that it sucks

What did he mena by this

Only eastern euro faggots want to live in the US

what do you mean

What are sexpats? Look up Peter Scully.

they are fucking delusional larpers or one of you make up your fucking mind

My cousin worked on a farm in the Gaeltacht.

He still shares pro-Gaelic shit on Facebook.

They have farms in Ireland?

Believe me, I really want it, can you buy a ticket to Germany, please dad, PLEASE!!!!

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How about England, France and Italy?

How about the Niggerlands?

Because it sucks here?
I wouldn't return here if I was in America

Guess what Hans, we're already here ;)

Are you black?
Convince me to pay your fare

Now that they are looking like rats... I guess it is inferiority complexes. They are all either too small, too ugly or too fat.

Never found any American I met in person attractive.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Because I enjoy living in a free country.

Lösche das sofort