/cp/ - Cultura Pals

Happiness edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
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Old thread:

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First for robbing gooks of their French qts

BASED

Are koreaboos always have low sex-drive? I pretty much only imagine them as having the mind of a 13 year old girl that just wants a cute, effeminate bf to cuddle with
I'm Asian so a lot of the girls I end up talking to here are koreaboos

Like I'm pretty sure this koreaboo I'm talking to has a thing for me (instant replies, stays up until 3am talking to me...) but when I complimented her accent and called it cute, it's just like "aww you're making me blush *emojis*". I've talked to girls in the past that acted like that but later got lewd with, but I for example, I kinda doubt koreaboos touch themselves to the idea of [kpop guy] fucking them roughly while spanking them and pulling their hair.

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Reminder to never post your girls name+nudes in these threads or else I will autistically track them down and tell them, as one gook is about to find out

How common is nudes I have been using this site for 2 years and never got nudes.

i've gotten nudes from three Brazilian girls with perfect bodies, but I'm also a Chad

Autistic stalker yellow fever moortrugal Chris-chans NOT allowed

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Don't worry about nudes. What matters is the atmosphere that you create with your partner

autistic insect

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I don't see the point in talking to Brazilian girls their culture bores me and so do they .

I'm interested in Slavic and Scandinavian cultures and languages.

South Americans are fun to talk tho

Chris has a jew nose

I have only spoken to two.

Both were 'feminists' complaining about oppression.

My gf just told me that she's now at the age where she wants to have kids. I'm not ready for that shit yet

How old is she

She's 23

a luz apagada

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hi klara

How old are you

I'm not sure what this is about, I'm not even in these threads lately and I only came here because someone tagged me about this, but it's hilarious. Here, you're all welcome to visit my profile:
interpals.com/pikachu-on-acid
Don't forget to take a picture and show it to all your female friends

Also, here's a purple dabbing frog to celebrate my 10 minutes of fame

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24

stolen

guys i NEED to fuck a little French teens unshaved pussy hard and make her moan and squeal like an animal and cum inside her with no condom and knock her up RIGHT NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=9FJNzy1rHV4

>guys i NEED to fuck a little French teens unshaved pussy hard and make her moan and squeal like an animal and cum inside her with no condom and knock her up RIGHT NOW

nonce

hello
we have a show connected to our general
tonight I have the reigns

there is a low levl activity now but if you want to talk to me
feel free to do so
discord.gg/TeQUYKP

pls,,,,..

the fuck is this discord

koreaboos probably touch themselves thinking about [kpop guys] having sex with each other

just join, and talk with me on our show

pls

Happy birthday, romanian user!

Set in a beautiful part of Romania

youtube.com/watch?v=af59U2BRRAU

wew lad

Run

Why? I mean I want kids eventually just not yet

Woman need to have kids when they are young. The longer it takes the crazier they will get.

True but I really can't be having kids just yet, I need a few more years

I can understand that. I don't think you should wait more than two years tho if you want to have kids with this girl.

She wants to wait until she's done with her master's degree first and then she said she'd want them and that's a little over two years from now and I think maybe by then I'll be ready

>qt speaks English with a largely American accent, almost perfect pronunciation
>but she speaks really slowly and fumbles over some words
She unironically sounds like a retarded stacy

>retarded stacy
The best kind of Stacy

based and redpilled Aussie

He's totally bas3d and redpilled

How do I find a semen demon?

Literally every girl

Ice wallow come

hoes won't let me flex on them when I come to their city but always talk and ask me questions about it when I leave, I'm getting played ain't even getting laid smhh

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I got banned again

I wish I could find a girl who's into hentai...

r u a nonce or something

Search on keywords "hentai"

How many of these hoes are bots Ive got a harem of asian and russians going rn

Which country has the sluttiest girls?

Nah for pick it up posting

I got disappointing results

Same

update us on the hapa you nonce

sim, eu estupro as crianças

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meu pau é muito pequeno

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really handsome

Same here

This general is dead

long live cheese pizza pals

There's an escape but I'm not going to take it

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the harem grows

this girls giving me her number after 10 minutes of talking. I'm a chad any1 want tips?

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Gib gf pls

sent

When will she arrive?

well I haven't put express shipping on you silly sausage you have to wait

I get numbers under 5 messages.

okay it only happen twice

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the marks on her arse Hmmm

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Sure, should I come back to interpals?

depends if you want autismo egfs or are will the shell out dough for real life autismo gfs

Yes

guys guys, I got a picture of the shadow of the hand of my qt. see ya later virgins

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America bruh, by far
American, British and Slavic girls seem to love the "Afrikaner English" accent alot of us have going on lol

boer guys are cuter

Chris here. I have to admit something. I have been using proxies this whole time to bump this thread. Without it, /cp/ would be dead. So yeah.

BASED

pupugalia was a mistake

Without /cp/ I would be dead. So yeah.

I need an interesting moral dilemma to write an essay about. Please gimme ideas lads

variations of the trolley problem
you'll find countless arguments by deontologists, virtue ethicists, and utilitarians
the paper will write itself

human livestock

Feel grim

I was thinking of doing a variation of The Narrative of Arthur Gordon Pym where a bunch of people are stranded on a boat with no food. I guess it's similar enough to the trolley problem to use the same arguments but without seeming unoriginal

All millennial scum who thought themselves too good for zoomer culture cower before the quality of shitpost that normie zoomers create

what course?

Ищy жeнy.

Tpeбoвaния:

1) Oбязaтeльнo дeвcтвeнницa! Oбъeдки зa чyжими нe пoдбиpaю. Paзвeдeнки c пpицeпoм тeм бoлee, мнe чyжиe oбpeмeнeния нe нyжны. Идитe к тoмy, ктo вaми пoльзoвaлcя!

2) Дoлжнa yмeть гoтoвить, yбиpaтьcя и т.д. Дoмa дoлжнo быть вceгдa нaгoтoвлeнo и yбpaнo.

3) Paбoтaть нe oбязaтeльнo, нo в cлyчae ecли я cкaжy - пoйдeшь зapaбaтывaть и пoмoгaть нa блaгo нaшeй ceмьи.

4) Oбязaтeльнo хopoшaя, cпopтивнaя фигypa. Извинитe, нo нa дpяблoe, цeллюлитнoe плocкoe тeлo нe вcтaёт.
Pocт oт 167.

5) Tы нe дoлжнa пoльзoвaтьcя никaкoй кocмeтикoй, лaкaми, кpacкaми, кaблyкaми и пpoчeй epyндoй cкpывaющeй вaши кoмплeкcы. Toлькo ecтecтвeннaя кpacoтa.
Ecли oт пpиpoды ты нeкpacивaя, тoгдa мимo.

6) B твoeм poдy нe дoлжнo быть тeх, ктo пoддepживaeт coвoк, пyтинa и т.д. Cпacибo кoнeчнo, нo плoдить paбoв я нe coбиpaюcь.
Пpивeтcтвyютcя ecли в poдy были тe, кoгo peпpeccиpoвaли coвки.

7) Кacaтeльнo этничecкoй, pacoвoй, нaциoнaльнoй пpинaдлeжнocти: Eвpoпeoиды, cлaвянe. Heoбязaтeльнo, нo oтдaю ocoбo пpeдпoчтeниe ecли ecть кpoвь кoгo-тo из: нeмцeв, aвcтpийцeв, cкaндинaвoв, иcпaнцeв, cepбoв, yкpaинцeв.

yank hours

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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It oral a taboo in korea and japan?

like do women not even give it?

what kind of fucking question is this

Pretty self fucking explanatory

Is giving and receiving oral not as popular in Japan and Korea compared to Europe/Usa

*searches thread for chinks*