/brit/
heh
fucking crisps
man's been known as the badman
NEED a demi lardner gf
tis a pity she was a whooooooore
Be food
lachlan
Fuck sake lads just got home after taking some 'cid in the park on my lonesome thinking everyone is asleep when my brother walks in the kitchen to me dancing like a flid asking me what I've been up to and I just told him a load of lies and retreated into the bedroom.
Feel like an idiot, I hate lying.
is niggerlad in
Ralph?
when a woman shows interest in you or talks to you, it means she's setting you up as the but for a cruel joke and all her friends will laugh at you
tell her to go fuck herself and throw your drink in her face
Ye
can only wank to british girls now
the squealing of the porcine american woman does absolutely nothing for me
She isn't very hot but I still want to run my little fella up and down her thighs
if youre a human BEEEIN take a break from the race
take a load off your feet
wipe the load off your face
got a lot to do
and we do it for you
everybody take your place
MUUUUPPETS TOOOOOONIGHTTT
shagtoil with the chink girl tonight
for me, it's that effeminate gay tranny voice
>can only wank to british girls now
>the squealing of the porcine american woman does absolutely nothing for me
White women are beautiful
kike
this sends the jew into a full blown temper tantrum
Really hope May gets the axe.
shagtoil with the gf daily
does my nut in shes getting fat
why the fuck am I seeing this ad
That's the best part
toil monday
>Can hear Sports Science studying flatmate fucking some girl in the next room whilst I'm trying to do my thermodynamics and failing
worst feel
Thinking about learning to draw
Is it too late if i start learning now?
I'm 20 and in December i will turn 21.
Any advice lads?
Nonce
thinking about blonde germanic women with nice bums
nervous lads
*Carnot cycles behind you*
youtube.com
SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GOOOOOOOD
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA
ooo eck proper meaty lass there lads ooft
freak
cannae sleep
Who are you and what is your life like?
Literally what the fuck is wrong with New Worlders? Is there some sort of esoteric relic buried under the North American continent that causes the lot of them to go insane?
Why are latinas so hot?
Drown them out with this.
youtube.com
just shat meself watching this
im yer da
me sons a fookin failure lahk
I'm doing physics and I suck cock on the reg
they're not
beauty is subjective now please stop asking
anyone remember the pigeon detectives
shagged the lead singer's sister lol
>Why are latinas so hot?
Frontiersman genes.
You are the lot that stayed behind.
We're the ones with the strong backs and aggressive temperament.
(inb4 it's not true)
it is
haha skitz cunt
Down in the bet shop me laaaaahd
that's odd because I met a gay lad during Freshers called Jake and he studies Physics.
Physics is a very GAY degree.
indian burial grounds
uhh
aliens?
the pilgrims who went to the new world were mostly religious fanatics, not quite right in the head
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>beauty is subjective now please stop asking
Spicy latinas
anyone remember the jalfrezi meme
sooner we abolish height the better
Really starting to get on my nerves, Jew.
you just know Jorge Bush was the most beta fucking guy when he was young that he instantly wanted to marry the first girl who touched his cock.
Mostly what I was thinking. The nutters, religious freaks, vagrants, schizos before we knew about schizos. Human trash shipped off to a continent sized penal colony.
god I'd kill all of you brutally to lick prime gillian anderson's feet
every last one of you cunts with my hands
>Spicy latinas
Holy wow
sounds about right
god why are they so hot...
*unsheathes lightsabre*
>white males
she looks like she exclusively fucks white men
pack it in
If you have the littlest inborn talent sure, just go ahead, I've been rediscovering my old passion in the past few months and no day has passed since that I didn't draw something or write down ideas to what I would like to draw, I'm getting quite good and someone even offered to buy one of my works off
for some reason I dont find them as hot as when I was 13
shouldnt you be watching the game?
ah yes that time of the evening when JF posts start to outnumber british posts
*surreptitiously moves the mouse to the red X in the top right of the window*
she's so perfect
and small
love her when she has a big flowing coat on
the first 18 year old ignored me so I started speaking to another one but then the first one came back
super cuckio brothers
Bonbi did it much better
Bonbi is an angel
fish and chips were way too rich feel sick
LMFAO THIS NIGGA EATIN SOME BEANS
thinking about cheating on her
cheattoil though
Aldi sells a tenpack of snack sausage rolls for only 85p and squeezy brown sauce for 49p.
It's like they insist on making deals that make it impossible for me to say no.
is tiktok just vine but chink
In what US states do you find women that resemble this phenotype?
>inb4 california
shant
Azayaka ni koi shite ninja ri bang bang
Nandaka ninja ri bang bang
Bloom bloom bloom hanabira mo mau
Tonde’ke ninja ri bang bang
Joushiki wo kaetara odoroki ga nichijou ni
Used to have a gang of friends in high school
We were all virgin freaks and we knew it
We would make jokes like "When we get older we're going to open a restaurant called Virginia and we will theme it after the American state. We will be the only ones that know why it's called that."
A lot of them are still virgins but they moved on. Went to college, have friends etc.
God fucking dammit I'm lonely.
Country roads take me home...
Did not expect this flag to reply to me haha. Thanks for the info lad.
Northern US
Hope the Dodgers lose
THIS FAT NIGGA EATIN BEANS
what are those red things on the cheese?
the weebs recently infested it, like everything else