What do you know about Lithuania
What do you know about Lithuania
Their country is shaped like Africa
Their flag has African colors
And they like basketball
Are lituanians KANGS?
if finland and poland had a kid
mad pagans in middle age
then *poof* no relevancy
Latvia’s retarded brother
They made the mistake of falling for Poolish lies
poor man's Latvia who is poor man's Estonia who is poor man's Finland who is poor man's Sweden
1. that pink soup : Šaltibarščiai
2. that potato : Zepelinai
3. the last pagan cunt in Europe
4. have good chemistry with Poland and they used to rule Ukraine and Belarus, making them the largest cunt back then
5. their language is one of the oldest ones and has changed to very little extent that their language is one of the closest IE languages to Sanskrit
6. highest suicidal rate in the world
7. crazy about basketball and their victory against Russia in the world cup 1999 is still remembered among people
8. Vilnius used to be called the Jerusalem of the North
9. their decrease in population is just depressing
10. please don't die, either as a nation and as individuals
not anymore but they WUZ
Based and Redpilled™ except for the last part
9 char
What's it like to visit? I have a Lithuanian last name and want to develop a connection to my heritage
Cringe
delet this
oh jesus he's so cute...
It should be illegal to post outdated data
I know more than I should know because I had a girlfriend from there. In the end, she left me for an american who is actually a mexican and my life goal is to burn Vilnius to ashes.
based
They kill themselves at insane rates, and looking a op that's probably for the best.
the serbian thought process, everybody
Why is it written in english ? Fuck the USA
Because they are cucked too much, they love Americans more than they love their mother.
She fucked me over big time.
A bunch of thieves and murderers
It's one of these semi-russian countries which I can't remember the order of names of...
How? The same way Bosnians did, by existing?
ukrains more intelligent trap brother
>He doesn't know slavic women are gold digging whores
>insert any yurotrash country here
Vilnius is a Beatifull city, if they can escape the Soviet mentality and don't let in hordes of migrants they could be the next Estonia or Binland.
I knew a girl from Lithuania, but know nothing about the country.
It has complicated history and generally they were german cuckboys, first during northern crusades, later during prussian empire and in ww2 and even now lol.
isn't that kuzu?
They are already performing better than Estonia and the changes, in Wilno at least, between 2010 and now are absolutely astounding. Vilnius became kind of like Berlin sans the non-white immigrants. The Soviet mentality is still there a bit in terms of some gubment legislation (E.g. alcohol restrictions) and in the way that some people interact with each other, but compare vilnius to any other city in the region, including riga, and it feels a lot more western european
No but the guy behind him is a bong immigrant and member of the Wilno city municipality
Did you know Lithuania was once the largest country in Europe?
The guy's some russian pidor politician, and the one with the glasses behind him is english.
>lithuanian and gay
>"lithuanian"
>The guy's some russian pidor politician
Ką tu cé nusišneki ?
shut the fuck up you disgusting cocksucking piece of human shit
hi ikibey
I fucking hate that guy he refers to Finnish cities by their Swedish names
Being gay in Lithuania is a long standing russian tradition.
>Gorochovskis
>"lithuanian"
he has aids and sucks cocks for a living
all the bleach he poured over his hair must have killed his brain
no other explanation as to how one can become such a massive and disgusting faggot
:^)
Haha yeah ok m8
Red pill me on the Anglocuck in the background.
Let me guess - he moved to Vilnius and now spreads SJW and cuckoldry to the locals?
Pretty much. Just whines a lot.
Mark Adam Harold.
>except for the last part
cringe
Google Mark Adam Harold.
He's alright actually, much better that some of the sovok trash and low IQ untermenschen such as Petras Grazulis who feature in the lithuanian political sphere
Pic related
Koki suda jis cia daro?
our bitches
Lithuania was a real cunt, unlike Eesti and Latvia
Duke Vytauyas the Great aka the based and redpilled did literally nothing wrong and btfo'd the eternal germ at least for a time.
Lithuanians actually descend from Ptolemy IX's unnamed child born to a black male slave. The young lad was exiled at birth to the great unknown north with a retinue of his own slaves and a chest of gold to support himself. Over time he and his descendants were able to conquer vast areas stretching right to the Sea of Japan, covering much of present-date Russia, before eventually losing much of its lands in successive wars against the retro-neo-neo-Finnish Khaghanate.
The regal colours of our flag are there to remind us of our Romano-Khemetic origins and to give us comfort in the End of Days (read: now).
A fun fact for the day.
based
W*lno really needs to go, please hurry
Yea im kinda sure latvia is in bottom atm
That was Jogaila.
Vytautas was the germans' favourite buttboi.
>colon cancer is better than lung cancer
/balt/
is ded
DED
I feel like Lithuanians are Russians in denial, they even adapted all our curse words directly into their language instead of using them as borrowed words. Watch Redirected and I understand Lithuanian there well, because it's all curses. A ton of Lithuanian food overlaps with Russian and Belarussian food, too.
Lithuanians seem to hate Poles way more than they hate Russians, I'll never forget that news report where kids in school beat up a Polish classmate for speaking Polish, saying "in Lithuania speak Lithuanian", and the policeman reporting on that was speaking Russian.
Also they say Lithuania is actually very religious and puritan, that even a kiss in public might be considered whorish behavior.
Touch Lithuania and we’ll nuke Belgrade, Pyotr.
Lithuanian doesn't have any juicy cursewords, so borrowing is kinda necessary. The most we can do natively is call eachother animals.
Anyway, p*les are bad and should be treated badly.
>this is your brain on RT
>even a kiss in public might be considered whorish behavior
it is, though
lithuania? more like shitugaynia
Sucks local dicks?