/brit/

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Nice, sauce?

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Idiot. What part of “don’t post porn or nudity on blue boards” does your undeveloped brain not understand You microcephalic imbecile?

no idea :)

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how do i get money?

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big fan of big chebs me

a reminder that the saffer is schizoleaf

Hapas are the future

Eurasians were made for each other

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Suck my dick. I’ll pay you.

Waiting for janny to disperse this moronic saffer.

where do you start with getting into shape?

>white-white
>62.0%

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I'm an outlaw.
And my willy is thick.

round is a shape

attractive shape

molecules are round and they attract electrons or some physics bullshit

chebs are attractive

not on men

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how much?

chebpilled danishman

Too many pointless Australian posts

wonder what it's like now

raped by niggers

HATE racemixing
i don't like coloured women stop stealing mine ree

Spam: Stupid Pointless Australian Musings

Offer?

Has to be a loose fit
Has to be a loose fit

1000 dollars

Wish I were Canadian

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not got a gf me

my future wife after she's had her fun and settles for me

go on, do your bit

Whole night?

should i see a male or female gp about my willer

me so solly

reckon he just needs a mate

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i suck your dick once for 1000 dollars

youtube.com/watch?v=lAf6_HnQ9SE
choon

yellow fever is a mental illness

id seriously consider giving you dental surgery with my boot heel if you muttered that within 10 feet of me

I tried to be his mate but he's too much of a bitter virgin to appreciate friendships or anything.

alri english teacher

Suck my dick until I cum? I’m good at holding it.

she has big feet

im going to need 2000 then

your feet would be too mangled to do any kicking m8

for you

the jew cries out in pain as he strikes you

white women need to up their game, they are being replaced

1500 but I wear a condom?

alri (home in 11 days)
haha I’ve got plenty of spares just worry about yourself sunshine

wish a girl wanted to spend time with me and let me lick her fanny

2000 end of discussion

you have spare feet? alright multileg

Doof doof

this 2bh

Ok 2000 but I don’t have to wear a condom.

>(nBmWf/nWmBf)*(nBf/nBm+nWm/nWf)/2
Ah yes, such a rigourous model, I'm sure those numbers mean actual things and aren't social science idiocy.

i'm jake the peg, diddle iddle iddle um
with my extra leg, diddle iddle iddle um

ok

>let you lick her fanny
absolute bitchboy

alri coonlad

ive certainly got a third leg tucked between the main two
wanna see? x

Fuck up corrado

Amy Schumer has seen your posts and is already on her way to smash up Hiro's servers

If I'm mad enough to hurt you I'm mad enough to kill you tbf.
Fists are for kids and boxing rings.
If you try to throw hands with me in public I'll hit you with whatever I have. If I have nothing I'll grab something.

soz not got a microscope on me at the mo

I'm white
youtu.be/BRvPJyZ8H6I

ok coon

>not wanting to pleasure your woman
very juvenile

Do you know who you're talking to?

some paki or coon

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I believe it might be difficult were I to have to identify the source of the voice at night time

>xD just wanna eat some pussy boohoo beta oWo >__>
yeah fuck off

youtu.be/uS5xR7jBxDw

prob mistook the pussy for a watermelon eh nignog
she'll be right

its only 6pm in australia

it's 08:19 in the UK

always find on Sundays that whenever you even glance at the clock another hour has passed. It feels like mere seconds before it is time for bed for tomorrow's toil

and then when you go to bed when you fall asleep essentially it instantly becomes tomorrow because all you know is laying down, falling asleep then waking up on a toil day

Only in the shit bits
It's earlier in Real Australia

cannae imagine sitting on /brit/ for 3 days straight and trying to have a go at others

yeah mistook ur mums blown out roadkill pussy for an exploded watermelon you fucking backwoods antipodean virgin freak bogan

relax mate

do you think aliens exist?

BUT I CAN'T HELP THE FEELING
I COULD BLOW THROUGH THE CEILING

How is it that one can so easily touch a black person's raw nerve with the chicken and watermelon stereotype?

Thinking about Emma Watson’s bum again lads.