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Late night edition

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My girlfriend is 4 months pregnant
Not sure if I want to get married yet though

why am I even alive

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To suffer

I'm going I'm going.

you probably think that you are better now better now

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I'm out at a bar feeding my sense of alienation from normies while a drunk Mormon girl tries to get me to fight someone. It's a weird feel.

sex her with your penis

>dad is visiting in the morning
>need to sleep
>up playing vidya at 3am instead

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Nah she's with a friend of mine. Truthfully I would like to hit her for being a sloppy drunk more than anything, but you know how it is.

stop mixing or buying drinks with anything resembling splenda

I don't want to be alive anymore and it mostly has to do with loneliness and insomnia and maybe my bipolar illness

I made some oc

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niggas iffy

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pedophile

I was at a friend's house and his dad told us a story about some guy he knew who supposedly discovered the cure for cancer and
he gave the ''cure'' to a woman he knew and she recovered completely then the guy disappeared to not be seen again.
My friend's dad told us this story while being nervour and clearly scared.
This all happened about 30 years ago

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howwwwww

Why are you posting sexualized images of kids?

It was just la marihuana.
La mota.
El weed.

that is nothing of the sort

I'm not fuckin with you
I totaly believe the story since the people involve in it have (had) grades and studies on scientific research on universities and such.
I couldn't find a reason to believe what I was being told was false.

Sure it isn't you ped fuck.

Notice something?

You silence the pedophiles and this thread dies.
Why is /cum/ full of pedophiles and anime freaks? (that being said, if you like anime you're automatically a pedo. it goes hand in hand)

Sounds like pharmastein caught wind of this " cure " and made him disappear.

Is Pocahontas going to win the the Presidency in 2020?

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I have an America woman made pregnant.

If I can get through houseki no kuni without being attracted to rock traps that means I have mental fortitude kiddo

Penispoop

pusi cocke and balse

I am too monolingual brained for this advanced meximeme

Tis the season

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CAN you go to big?
No. No, you can't.

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Weird haha

hmmm

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thinking

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Better?

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looks like she have cancer.

he could scam millions away from lonely men

That's all woman.

FAKE!
you can hear the voice is suddenly coming from behind the camera!

Americans always look so cheerful.
Brits dont. They're pretty serious guys.

>read the word "nigger"
>years of interracial porn floods my head
>eyes glaze over
>drool a little
>boipukki begins to wink and gape
Ohhhhh I just can't take it anymore! I need black dick NOW! Slap me around and make me your white faggot incel bitch black daddy master! Piss in my hair and make me shake my ass for that
BIG
BLACK
DADDY
DICK

God just typing that much makes my sissy brain overload on retarded white fag thoughts. Fuck me! Fuck me PLEASE daddy! I'm an incel for your big, black cock! I'm a lil white nigger loving piglet!

Oink! Oink oink oink! *sniffs* oh yuck this cock is white, better keep searching *sniff sniff* ooooh here it is, a nice juicy nigger dick! I'm in love! *drools and slobbers all over it* please please PLEASE fill my white ass with your tasty nigger load! It's all I want!

Black cock makes me happy!
Black cock makes me horny!
Black cock makes me stupid!
Black cock makes me your ridiculous, pathetic sissy faggot incelslut!!

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To think the other day someone said /cum/ was autism free

Brilliant

I'm an anime fan, homosexual, quote unquote far right and most importantly an Asperger.

you could have just said homo

sounds like your average 4channer my man haaha

haha

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just sucked my own toe

now that's desperation

don't know if I should cook for dinner or order something
save money vs waste money

get MCDs

love this gay guy with an american husband
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the left cant meme

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good morning

hey

The right sold out memes

hi

sleep alright?

yield yourself to impulse, pleasure, and security

thinking about making some eggs

thinking about fertilizing your moms eggs

joke's on you i already got her pregnant

Morning buds, work up feeling like I'm going to puke

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ya, slept in finally, really needed the extra rest. nothing like waking up happy on a sunday morning

*crashes into thread*

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gross whats that smell

probably you

Good morning

Ate something bad? Feel better

goodmorning, thanks yeah I probably ate junk food before bed

I've been singing this morning though and its helping me burp and feel better

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im a nihilist wubba lubba dub dub

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That’s good. Enjoy your day

Good morning /cum/
Going to the laundromat

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feeling VERY high energy right now

wish I could DJ for /cum/ right this second get my /cum/bums moving

not that i have time because FOOTBALL

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jerk off

fuck musk and fuck musk people

musk like the smell? or musk like the meme guy? who musk people?

been told my musk smells like chlorine and death
thoughts?

t. musk person
kill yourself

you are what you eat

i do love a nice tall glass of chlorine

Anyone who tells someone to "kill yourself" online is 13 years old prove me wrong.

end yourself my man

it's probably true

kiss your sister

t. cant prove me wrong

barf

>new england vs chicago today
>lived in chicago for over 10 years
>all my friends back there aren't even bear fans because of how bad theyve been for years

could NOT imagine not being a new england sports fan

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it's definitely true i can even smell the chlorine sometimes

my dad is a Lions "fan" and he always says SOL "Same Ol Lions".
But I think they did good one year or at least not as bad.