/brit/

honestly what I think most /brit/ users look like:

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Fat bastard

Chavs: The Demonization of the Working Class

rorke is flipping out again as usual, what a freak

don malaponte, my son, he has a trouble with the--

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Thanks for the Orwell recs lads going to read the azpilacuetta one

will you STOP posting pictures of sicily, it's revolting

*crushes ur bucket*
what r u gonna do bout it cunt?
thought so

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get very demoralised when people reply 'cringe' to my posts

he's a proud white man like you or me

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Read it already. My favourite bit was the quote by Russel brand on the back saying 'Jones is the Orwell of our generation'. Had me howling then made me a bit sad.

Thoughts?

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twitter.com/SkyNews/status/1053662098574716929
Based

god my brother can be an autist sometimes
yesterday mum made sausage sandwiches and my brother still hadn't eaten his because he was on his desktop, so I went to him and joked that "eat your sandwich now or someone else will eat it"
mum told me later that day that he went to her and said "user is such a fucking arsehole he threatened to eat my sausage sandwich"

With usura hath no man a house of good stone
each block cut smooth and well fitting
that design might cover their face,
with usura
hath no man a painted paradise on his church wall
harpes et luz
or where virgin receiveth message
and halo projects from incision,
with usura
seeth no man Gonzaga his heirs and his concubines
no picture is made to endure nor to live with
but it is made to sell and sell quickly
with usura, sin against nature,
is thy bread ever more of stale rags
is thy bread dry as paper,
with no mountain wheat, no strong flour
with usura the line grows thick
with usura is no clear demarcation
and no man can find site for his dwelling.
Stonecutter is kept from his tone
weaver is kept from his loom
WITH USURA
wool comes not to market
sheep bringeth no gain with usura
Usura is a murrain, usura
blunteth the needle in the maid’s hand
and stoppeth the spinner’s cunning. Pietro Lombardo
came not by usura
Duccio came not by usura
nor Pier della Francesca; Zuan Bellin’ not by usura
nor was ‘La Calunnia’ painted.
Came not by usura Angelico; came not Ambrogio Praedis,
Came no church of cut stone signed: Adamo me fecit.
Not by usura St. Trophime
Not by usura Saint Hilaire,
Usura rusteth the chisel
It rusteth the craft and the craftsman
It gnaweth the thread in the loom
None learneth to weave gold in her pattern;
Azure hath a canker by usura; cramoisi is unbroidered
Emerald findeth no Memling
Usura slayeth the child in the womb
It stayeth the young man’s courting
It hath brought palsey to bed, lyeth
between the young bride and her bridegroom
CONTRA NATURAM
They have brought whores for Eleusis
Corpses are set to banquet
at behest of usura.

oi fatty

it's an opinion piece from the guardian
you already know what I think

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Who are your favourite authors and their best works lads?

That their opinion pieces really pale in comparison to their excellent news reporting?

based :)

Quite a lot of these articles appeared over the last week. The middle-classes are seething.

Dumas - Black Tulip

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Best translation?

You better start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you're in one!

eating a kosher pizza

Read the Penguin version iih
Was the only one they had at Barnes & Noble
It's a wonderful love story

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You can do it.

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What toppings?

foreskin

I look like robert fripp

Most vociferous political opinions on here are 'left leaning'
Most hate austerity
Most hate centralised control
Most remainers (we are led to believe) are educated, left leaning, middle class
Most sympathise with a a 'socialist' agenda
Most 'hate' bankers and the finance community

Why is it then that they want to support:
- an organisation established to support and promote big business,
- who create trade barriers that discriminate against the emerging nations,
who - rule from afar through unelected bureaucrats, who - have no financial regulations, controls or audits
who - are run in that background by the IMF
who- forced austerity and political policy on numerous nations including Greece, Ireland and Spain resulting in mass youth unemployment
who - use debt to control the views of the populations.
who - use immigration to force down local pay-rates for the benefit of afor mentioned big-business?

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>The Duke, with his love of talking about the past, exchanged steeple-chasing memories with Mosley until there came a sharp rap on the table from Mrs Simpson: ‘Remember, sir,’ she said, ‘that Sir Oswald is a very serious person.’

>The other story is of a dinner party given by the Windsors after the war. [Viscount and politician] Walter Monckton was also there, and the Duke turned to him and said: ‘Come on, Walter, admit that it was the Jews who brought us into the war.’

Mad how people used to be actual people and not just actors trying to be their hardest to forgo their spirit for corporate neo progressive conformity

what's your favourite dance move mate

green olives

Liked this one, stuck with me like the smell of almonds. Preferred 100 years and autumn of the patriarch though.

youtube.com/watch?v=IxEIQQkhyeI

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just had an absolute brainwave
so many yanks are foot fetish freaks because they all wear their shoes indoors
feet to the yank are a sacred and intimate part of the body and naturally they become fetishised like upper thighs to normal people

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I FUCKING HATE JEWS

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lmao

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I want a white Britain

Nobody ever asked me if I want all these weird brown freaks living here. It's a fucking disaster, a crime and a tragedy what they've done to us

oh forgot i had that pic loaded in there

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>Billy Connolly has revealed that he now believes Scottish independence “may just be the way to go”.
The dementia has ravaged his brain

stop crying loser

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batty boy rorke

this is how I imagine homealone to look like

The social engineering force fears the working class patriot

Weird how nobody from Didsbury Mosque has even been arrested

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my plan, like all good plans, is to do it tomorrow

are they on 15 quid an hour?

No one wanted it. That's why it's so bizarre people say we live in a democracy and talk about things like the will of the people.

Oi.

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No, it's an affliction you are born with. When my son was a toddler he was always trying to take women's shoes off and fucking around with their shoes

none of you exist
if I close my eyes you all cease to be, and when I open them you resume your charade
You can't convince me you exist. What you determine for yourselves only applies inside the confines of your own brain. I'm forced to compare your interpretation of reality to what I can actively see, hear and experience. Sorry, but I trust reality, it's the only thing I trust.
When I knock on this desk, I know it will make a sound, and when I close my eyes, you disappear. Your impact on me is reduced to zero.
I'd ask you to chew on that, but it doesn't matter.

sic im Janny

Got a load of snot up my nose

The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

Ze drem vil finali kum tru.

hope you beat sense into him

true hardmen
would love to see london grime mongs come across this, would void their bowels immediately

what exactly has brexit robbed all these young people of?
easy holidays? they can still do that.
working in Europe? just get a visa. It's not like many of us were doing that anyway though

I usually blow it all out in the shower

Is this from the daily mail comments

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Where do you stand on the conceptual congruencies of solipsism, egoism, stoicism and zen?

once tried to make a site that was like a mixture of vocaroo and Jow Forums

Don’t get it
How do I just meet a girl for to fuck on tinder? Only ever managed one of those and she was too far away
Like 90% of them just stop talking after a while and it’s not as though I’m dragging out a conversation

don't care virgin

>working in Europe? just get a visa. It's not like many of us were doing that anyway though

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im a solipsist so i might as well mug people, its not like they exist

tell us about it
thought about making a Jow Forums site for /brit/ if this site ever goes down or we get banned but im not a neek

how many people do you know that have gone to work in a European country?

free trade in the largest single market in the world

Step 1: be attractive

So this is the fabled female /brit/ poster...

>Nobody ever asked me
because your dad was in sixth form when blair came to power.

I live in Didsbury and there is a yellow police van outside the mosque 24/7. Such is the threat of retribution against this fifth column. We are teetering on the precipice of serious racial conflict.

the oj simpson murder case was the proto 9/11

I am pretty attractive
The dogs are all like two or three levels of attraction below me

not really relevant to the average layman. Maybe to CEOs and economists but to the rest of us that's a meaningless benefit

you're right mate, I bet barely any Brits work in Europe, silly thought

Who is this