Just got back from the UK and I have to say their bar culture is fucking shit...

Just got back from the UK and I have to say their bar culture is fucking shit. Hur dur muh heritage / soccer bars on every street when (amazingly) they're all shit. At least Australia acknowledges that a pub is a pub and the focus is on getting a drink. Brit bars are all about picking up homos and pretending British culture still exists

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>go to literally any Australian pub
>"so what do you do for work?"

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our pub culture is pretty fucked now because it costs so fucking much and not many people talk to randoms

not true at all. Go to a pub without pokies lad.

Spent like 3 hours talking to a maltese (human) at the pub the other day.

>complaining one country's degenerate behavior isn't as degenerate as your country's degenerate behavior

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>Brit bars are all about picking up homos and pretending British culture still exists
since when

>Walk in to pub
>Soccer game blaring at 600% volume.
>No game is even happening its a replay
>Every wall is lined with monopoly machines
>Brits share a lot of blood with the Fr*nch donc ils sont tous pds.

what pubs did you go to?
one might call me a regular pub goer and rarely do they have the football on, and not all have the machines any more

>Go to American pub
>10s of Harleys parked in a line outside
>Entrance looks like the backdoor of a tatoo parlor
>Dimly lit
>reeks of hamburger and cigarettes
>Jukebox in the corner is playing Bob Dylan
>bunch of old guys with Bandanas and fingerless gloves playing Pool

>soccer
>bar
fuck off yankoid

>a maltese (human)
You got me with that one

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>walk into swiss bar
>hostess gives you a small fine chocolate and directs you to your table, a moodly lit carved wooden table lit by dim light
>your beautiful gf sits across from you
>a fine champagne is brought out
>caviar
>30 year scotch
>take an uber black home for a night of passionate lovemaking in the effort of having our 2nd child
Such is zurich life

When I went to London, I actively went to a Wetherspoon's so I could deprive local pubs of business in favour of a big, soulless chain

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>. Brit bars are all about picking up homos and pretending British culture still exists
How was this a surprise to you? Have you seen the state of British posters on here? Britain is one gigantic muh heritage larpfest.

>walk into a canadian pub
>its actually a weed den
>must speak Chinese to enter
>non-whites only
>transgenders 20% off buds
>competitive sports are banned on the television and only arthouse experimental film is displayed
>use of gendered pronouns gets you kicked out
>must wear hijab to enter
>portraits of Turdeau plastered on every wall

This is the future we chose

Come to the states and you can experience our fine bar culture where an Arab pretending to be an Italian will try and fight you for no reason. It got so bad in my city the police started handing out world class asswhoopings to any Arab that starts a fight.

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What the fuck is a soccer bar?

Sounds comfy.

>just got back from the RSL, after hard night

oh hah hah hahn good one

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This made me lol loudly. Well memed my friend

That's lit lol

>walks into a czech pub
>barman is grumpy for no reason
>rejected to sit to one table because its for stamgasts
>gets first beer without asking
>gets little paper where are beer counted
>order some unhealthy food
>another 5 beers
>first shots
>start taking about politics and sports and how everything sucks
>sing a few old songs
>take your little paper to barman and pay
>give him little tip but he is still grumpy but you like him now because he have a great beer
>go home

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Sounds pretty nice, and I don’t even like cigs.
Brits are literal mutts and I say this as a euromutt.

Where did you go? Pub culture in my town in split between boomers drinking ale and young lads getting blasted with lager and cheap cider with a smattering of people selling shit coke and surprisingly decent pingers

Based

"I fuck your mom to pussy"

How much 0.5l beer cost in aussie pub

feels good to be czech

you just forgot one step
>repeat

A lot

>pretending British culture still exists

what does this mean

You're kidding right ? Australian bars are woeful

>don't even have pints half the time
>mostly crap beer
>served in plastic half the time
>Australians are fucking aggressive drunks
>expensive

Amazing

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>pretending British culture still exists
British culture hasn't existed outside museums for at least 20 years mate.