/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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Wew

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haaha
lol

Who

oglethorpe

Oh
Based

Tfw no porch sitting classes

>laser surgery is 1250 e per eye

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im fast lads

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what do you mean

why do you want eye surgery

glasses suck
on nicotine and caffeine

contacts are fine after a month

i have astigmatism

so do i, they make contacts for astigmatism
mine are about 80 bucks for a 6 month supply, i'm not converting that to euros. it's not much more expensive than buying glasses every year

hmm still cant be arsed to fiddle with my eyes daily, sometimes i have to wake up for work at night

youtu.be/yK5LdmjAVlI

you can keep them in for a night or two if you need to. it takes about a minute to put them in once you get used to it

it's a lot cheaper than getting surgery. you'd have to wear contacts for about 20 years before you even get close to the cost of surgery

>tfw shilling for bigContacts and i'm not even getting paid for it

>wake up after a long sleep in
>oh boy
>today is the day i make chili
>roomie leaves for work
>immediately comes back inside
>his car wont start
>he's gotta borrow mine
>chili is postponed til tomorrow because cant get the ingredients

was happy now im sad

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made some last night bud, was top tier
put some habanero hot sauce in it and it was spicy as fuck

>triple dubs
fukken checked

i've still got a bunch of gumbo, was just looking forward to chili since its colder now

>triple dubs
ayy

i tried putting blended up beans in it like you said, was pretty tasty

yee, i think it adds more flavor, thickens it up nice and silky too
i think that it also comes from my great great grandfather trying to make this chili fart-proof

>trying to make this chili fart-proof
kek

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kimbley pls

How was Church y'all?

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THE Church is in a poor shape
feel like shit lad, just want him back

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qwerty is for losers

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Fall colors are starting to get good. How comfy.

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delet

B E A R
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lol how did it wind up finishing
last i recall you added fur and it got all wonky

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tried to make the bear too realistic, i started from scratch

hey netanya

post new bear

yo

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>65 degrees out
Fucking finally

old

i'm a sick fuck

sneed

we all are

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For me, it's the Austro-Hungarian-Mexican Empire

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football sundays are so comfy

>handegg

alri npc

I too find watching eight hours of commercials to be very comfortable

>What is a remote?

>what are extraflags

>NFL
easiest way to spot a y*nk 101

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You stick to your sportsball and handegg user, I'll stick to Trotsky.

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>I'll stick to Trotsky.

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>Welcome back to the Nissan Frontier™ Halftime Show, folks!
>Now let's look at the Popeye's™ "Finger Lickin' Good"© Play of the first half.
>Would ya just look at that catch by JaDomesticviolencequan Green?
>We've just gotten word that five players on the Philadelphia Eagles™ tore their ACLs in the locker room and won't be back for the remainder of the season. That's all for today's CVS™ Injury Report.
>and now for the Wal-Mart Halftime Show, brought to you by the 2019 Toyota Corrola™. Toyota™, moving forward.
>we'll be back for an exclusive performance by Lil Wayne after this brief half hour break.

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all of y'all out

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t. Trotskyite Libcuck
day of the rope soon fellow patriots

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>libcucks are so afraid to face a strong white American head on they hide behind their redditflags

what's your state

Arkansas

>cuck
back to your containment subreddit

kek
what was the filibuster for?

same, you'd be the fifth arkansasposter in /dixie/
NRA stuff, not sure

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Arkansastism

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Harland.

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I'm glad I'm the only Virginian here because it means I can say whatever I want about this state and nobody will be able to argue with me

by the way, did you know that the first waterslide in the western hemisphere was constructed in Newport News in 1703?

>Budweiser puts out those Bud Lite medieval meme ads making fun of people who are picky about beer
>are also advertising their new "collaboration" beer with Jack Daniels that's aged in whiskey barrels or some shit and has "hints of vanilla"
I can't wait until the pisswater industry finally goes out of business

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hit or miss, i guess they never miss huh

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diamond flag best flag

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sorry for being rude yesterday

rabb.it/plantway2

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It's fine bud
Thank you for apologizing

Why is the Southern Baptist church so fucking cucked, they are a stain on our great Southron land.
Its a whole bunch of Nigger lovers who worship kikes.

Why are flaglets so stinky and gay

non catholics don't even count as human

not westboro

Government issued Georgian bfs when?

honestly as a Protestant, can't stand when Protestant preachers kiss Israel and Jew ass. they always quote that scripture about Abraham "those who bless your descendants will be blessed and those who curse them will be cursed". They completely ignore the fact that modern Jews are Christians and that the ethnic Jews of today are frauds

>modern Jews are Christians
?

>modern Jews are Christians
uh.........uhhuh

Romans 2
28 For he is not a Jew who is one outwardly, nor is circumcision that which is outward in the flesh; 29 but he is a Jew who is one inwardly; and circumcision is that of the heart, in the Spirit

that doesn't make them christian, just not jewish