How do I understand Russia's obsession with mayonnaise?

Russian food is really quite awful.

The only Slavic dishes are ALL cold. I've never seen a national cuisine so obsessed with eating cold food. And all of their half decent dishes (i.e. the things which aren't eaten cold) are borrowed from their Turko-Mongol minorities.

I used to have a russian flatmate that made stuff like in the picture, no idea what it was but it was fucking amazing.

Slug think fire tribe full of bull leavings. Slug think this whole warmth thing just fad.

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>Is it really necessary to have mayo with everything?

Yes, if you dislikes mayo you are not Russian!

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Why do we call that "italian salad"

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Italians BTFO

*snap*
this is going into my wired Russia bookmark folder

Bruham

Now this is a stupid post

He's right you know. Nothing wrong with cold foods. Dried fishes are good

mayonnaise is fucking awesome, stfu user

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>that 30yo boomer who eats emulsified eggs

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Good binding agent and Russians always eat grains peas and weird grounded meats

>loves mayonnaise
further proof that the r on the word "russia" stands for redpilled

Kek

Borscht is pretty based and REDpilled

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Thats not russian salad tho

Thats german Fleischsalat which means italian salad, it is named after one diplomatic dinner in 18.century where russian delegation was invited to Italy and Italians tried to impress them with this variation of russian salad

>2.5kg a year
doesnt sound alot.

What other slavic dishes are mainstream? We call that Ensalada Rusa

You can eat borscht cold too.

pic related, chłodnik litewski (traditional polish dish, don't listen to lithniggers calling it chujkibarscai) as the name implies is to be eaten cold

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brown hands

Czech kolaches are quite known

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>Olivier is called "Russian salad" in other countries

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No wonder suicide is so popular in Slavic and Baltic countries

Have you tried it tho?

I've tried that pink stuff and I almost threw up. Then again I like kielbasa pierogi and I love the zapikanka

Russian/Slavic food is underrated. I really love soup.
Borscht is good, but solyanka with sour cream is godly.

it's cheap and gives a strong flavour without completely killing the dish

There might not be anything wrong with cold meals but the post was wrong

We call it French salad

yellow probably
mayo is great

>The only Slavic dishes are ALL cold
>What are shchi, borshch, draniki, pirozhki

Ensalada rusa is fucking good man

Yeah, these are pretty good.

lol wtf I don't know about that

Too many layers of irony lad.

Really don't understand why hating mayonnaise is a meme in anglo countries

this

probably because you're retarded lmao

Niggers and other shit colored people meme it about being wypipo food.

How do I understand American's obsession with butter?

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My country also hates white people and love USA rap culture, but it's not a meme here.

Se llama ensaladilla rusa gilipollas, la venden en el Mercadona, a ver si salimos un poco a la calle.

>First they came for our cubicles
Who the fuck is pretending that those metre by metre depression squares were anything more than a blight on society

Butter is based and redpilled.

Corn syrup*

wtf I love Russia now!

Tasteless snail eater.

>The only Slavic dishes are ALL cold.
Imagine being this retarded.

I've had this served by a lady that learned it from her immigrant Lithuanian grandma. Absolutely divine, perfect for hot Florida weather.

>The only Slavic dishes are ALL cold.
You are an idiot.

Varenyky/pierogi.
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I don't get it either. I once made a mistake of watching Boris, that memespewing unfunny gopnik larper on youtube, as he went on a trip to Poland and literally half of the video is him babbling about majonez. What is this all about, ruskies?

based jew

First of all no they aren't, second of all there's absolutely nothing wrong with cold food you stupid leaf