Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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18 naked japanese school girls in the hot spring sucking tentacle cock

スレ立てありがとっ!
このアニメ見ることにしますっ

I bought this Touhou book last month.

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パンツ屋スレッドだ

東方とかもうオワコンですぅ

フランス生まれなんだけど日本に行けばカナダ人かフランス人かどっちでアピールすれば好かれるの?

looks like something you want to frame and put on your wall

フランス

だよね。

cause it's originally a vermeer painting. the whole book is touhou versions of classic 17th century paintings.

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oh really
well the original doesnt look like something i would wanna put on my wall

さっきからフランスの話してたら、クリスマスに終電を逃した日本人のホモを車で家まで送ってあげた時を思い出したw

そうだよ
僕自身が勃てるのは久しぶり
9頁で他に持ち合わせがなかったので、「あそばせ」になった
期せずしてDJTとお揃いになった
randam村のtarkから自由雑談・放談に
テンプレは「戻させて」もらった
まあ、次スレではまた「変え」られるんだろうがね
フランス人
はっきり言うけど、weeb nerdはフランス人なら、尊敬される場合すらある
それはJaponismeは既に三世紀の歴史があり。外来語としてもジャポニズムではなくフランス風にジャポニスムと表記するのが正統的
穴マンが来たら、おしりからビームを出して
と言っていたと伝えて
って、おもヤメ

もう、月曜の午前一時半
寝る

Every user
Good Night

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おやすみ

おやすみでござる

寝てる間に娘は頂く

おつ
ラジオを点けたらもう寝るからまた明日なの挨拶だ
しかも600キロ先の放送局が混信してる

好かれるのは本人次第です
日本でも嘘つきは嫌われます

どっちでも嘘じゃないからこそ聞いてんだよ

That is so cool. Are the rest that amazing?

本当の事を言えば良い
話したい人にフランスのネタで返せないならガッカリさせるだろう

フランスのネタってなんだろう

フランスってなんかオシャレそうなイメージあんじゃん?
カナダはなんか何も思いつかないじゃん影薄いじゃん?
フランスで推していくしかないじゃん

The quality varies sometimes, but overall there are more good than bad ones. This is another favorite of mine. The Raising of Lazarus.

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ケベック州の人じゃないのか
ケベックのフランス語の発音ってフランスとかなり違って聞こえるよね

どうしてそんなに疑うの?
そもそもフランス中でも北方と南方の方言が異なるんだし
これはフランスのネタになるのかな

ワイはフランスと言えばjusticeなイメージ。あとはフランスパン
m.youtube.com/watch?v=tkaEpUBUQDw
チャリンコで遠出する時は必ずかけてる(骨伝導)

女要るよ!

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Anyone know what this says? Specifically the 60% part? Thx bb I luv u

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youtube.com/watch?v=nIp6uabLcj8

60% of the contents are authentic Japanese sperm

how did she do it?
during the English parts she doesn't sound like a Japanese person trying to speak English at all
very good performance

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>quebecois
>文字通りカナダのredneck
wwwwwwwwwwww

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リプする前にもっと勉強した方がいいよ
いつか日本語を読めるようになれると信じるから
頭が悪いのが気にせずだんだん上手くなりましょうね

Her VA lived in Australia.

ah that explains it then

ここで名曲タイムといきましょう
youtu.be/7lhJ0LZtv3w

>倭奴

she still sounded funny

日本人さんたちは黒人をどう思う?

黒人も白人も外国人って感じ。
多様性というものに疎いからあんまり他の人種ってものを考えた事ないんだと思う。最近外国人の事を気になり始めてるっぽいけど

why do Japanese women look so much like monkeys

ではこうしましょう。あなたの前に二人の外国人が立っているとしましょう。一人が白人でもう一人が黒人。あなたのお母さんに「友達を家に遊びに誘ってらっしゃい」と言われてて一人を必ず誘わなければなりません。どっちを選びますか?

>誘ってらっしゃい
「誘ってきなさい」ですね。日本語難しいてへぺろ

黒人とか白人とか関係ないね
どちらか一方を誘う場合でも、人種によって選んだりはしない

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どっちか仲良い方やろ。
言葉を変えよう。俺達にとっての黒人はチミにとっての「ドワーフ」や「エルフ」と同じや。
そもそも歴史的に接点がなさ過ぎてイメージを抱きようがない。まぁ日本においてはコメディアンのボビーかソフトバンクのテレビ広告の人が一番強いかなイメージ的に。
ワイらは君たち葉っぱの民と違い多様性とかいうものを背負ってない。君が頭の中に思い描いてる隣人への明確なイメージが全く無いと言っていいぞ。

それでは路上で2メートルを超える黒人と175センチの白人を見かけて二人ともYO!YO!YO!と叫んでラッピングしていて路上からどけないならどっちを轢くの?

wtf is with these questions bro. You got something against black people?

両方とも首を刀で切って自宅の庭に飾ります。ゲヘヘ

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Based

さて本性を現したな日本人どもめ

why do japanese monkey women love white dick so much?
but still everyone here is a virgin beta cuck

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Noko bump

フランス人のイギリス嫌いはもはや病的なレベルだな

なんで轢くこと前提なんだよww
そんな黒人と白人いたら絶対友達になりてーわww

Because a Japanese man's dick is small! ! Rather the black penis is better than the white penis. Because it's Cannon

日本にいる黒人は歌舞伎町の客引き以外大して問題じゃない
むしろマナーの悪い白人の観光客の方が問題が大きい

Good morning isac

good morning

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地下鉄で黒人がボンゴを叩く姿を見かけたら止めて見るか?それとも真っ直ぐ抜けていくか?

how often do you rub your penis against your figure?
why do you still watch anime as a grown up?
are you a virgin?
you're so old, it's creepy

何を言いたいんだ?

What if I don't want my cervix to be gored and would prefer the Japanese size?

あなたの血液型はAでしょう
馬鹿な質問を聞いてるからよく分かる

why are you such assholes?
i want to love you but all women treat me like a weird person
and don't want to talk to me
what can in do? where can i meet you?

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他人の不幸で今日も飯がうまいわ

Are you a German-Asian or are you using a Tor circuit? If you're using a Tor circuit, how? Jow Forums thinks I'm bot whenever I try a Tor circuit.

>assholes
Pretty girls get sick of all the attention, so they tend to develop vapid personalities and become very shallow and spoiled (not all pretty girls become that way, but that's why they treat you weird, they're not used to personalities) and all the other girls are miserable and jealous they aren't the pretty girls getting all the attention

>what can you do
Get some new hobbies and make it social, e.g. if you like anime, go to anime meet-ups and events in town; if you're obese and unhygienic, learn how to work out and eat less, take a shower daily

>where you can meet me
That's a good question. I don't go out much anymore. Don't even really leave my apartment except for class, meetings, and food, but I have definitely been checking out all the sexy Asian daddies on campus and around town. In fact, I saw one at this bar several weeks.I almost bought him a drink, but he looked at me like he wanted to ask me why I was staring at him. How do you even flirt with Asians?

Overall how good are these baka gaijin here at actually writing Japanese?
I don't want to be reading some idiots text full of mistakes and try to make sense of it while still learning.

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actually im a retarded faggot dont talk to me

thank you for taking the time for a serious reply
are you korean?
i want to be your bf if you are

you are not me

i'm the real one

キターーーー

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good desu

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Ooookkaaaaaayyyy

And no, I'm not Korean. I'm white. That's why I don't know how to flirt with Asians. I feel like walking up to them and calling them daddy or senpai would make them feel uncomfortable.

I'm surprised, the autism must truly be high in here

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you sound autistic so you won't get a bf
like everyone else here on this site even though you have a pussy

foreigners who speak Japanese in this thread generally have autism in a good way i assume

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I know how to flirt with other guys. I'm just not attracted to them.

I am the same. I only like koreans
and i'm still a virgin at 25 even though I look quite good and I'm not autistic
I tried many times but always failed

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If you only like Koreans, why are you on the Japanese thread?

I like all Asians, but I prefer the Japanese because they like baseball, and baseball is life.

And why is being a virgin at 25 a bad thing?

Good to know. Now I can happily go to sleep.
Can't wait to wake up early in the morning for work and do some overtime :^)

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例のオーストラリア人が喜びそう

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What do you mean?

he means you exactly

I wrote a poem for Japan. I hope he likes it
日本よ日本よ
愛しき日本よ
なぜお前は日本なのか
嗚呼大好きな日本よ

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Thanks.

long story
you could easily get one of the japs from this thread if you are desperate

and it's bad because you get frustrated and depressed and women want someone who is experienced
korean women would rather go out with chad mclongdick who has yellow fever
and just wants to fuck them than with me, who really loves korea

cringe

>korean women would rather go out with chad mclongdick who has yellow fever
>and just wants to fuck them than with me, who really loves korea

You say that like it's somehow surprising. No shit chicks want a guy who can give them a good time and doesn't have any emotional hangups or weird obsession with their country.

First of all, I'm not desperate. Second of all, no Japanese flag has even responded, so I don't think they like me very much.

sleep tight
i mean you exactly

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おやすみ坊やたち
youtu.be/X96sdKIxbdc

but i can give them a good time. i have a big dick too
But they go for asshole alphas
it's not my fault i was born with social anxiety and i'm weird
it's unfair

because they are asleep or dont believe you
post your face or nipple and they will go crazy
there are many white loving japs here

What time is it over there in Japan?

And why would they not believe me? Is trolling as a female on here common? I just don't think Japanese men like American women very much.

yes it's Jow Forums i don't believe you either

7am now

that's true for many japs but especially the ones in this thread like western women
and so far you seem just a little autistic, the other "women" that visited this thread were either total cunts (veggie), suicidal (swede) or lesbians (ponpon)

i liek tranny with BBC