Italians may have invented pizza and pasta, but Americans perfected them

that looks very healthy

We don't make cheese from vegetable oil like Americans.

Real English Cheddar is the only suitable choice for macaroni and cheese lad.

Why are Germans so obsessed with feces?

Cheese and milk is nasty af
white people are so weird

Disgusting

yikes

This isn't even our final form.

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I almost puked

>perfected them
You ruined them, you can't do anything that isn't bastardizing other peoples' cultures.

Because European cheese is actually cheese, unlike the American "cheese".

Inb4 Chinaman tries to tell the myth about how Marco Polo brought back pasta from the so enlightened Chinese.

No the Romans already had pasta, obviously without tomato sauce.

Looks fucking delicious OP. You are looking quite handsome I might add.

Non-countries may not reply to my posts, please try again when your cheese is desired worldwide.

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Why are those cooking videos always fucking terrible?

The Romans had pasta, but Chinese invented noodles

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That's where you're wrong, buddy

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Eдpить-кoлoть, тaм нa cтo гpaмм кaлopий эдaк 500...

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What are birds?

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Daily reminder that America's signature dish Mac and Cheese is of English origin rendering all attacks on our culinary delights meaningless.

I have never eaten German cheese. They probably don't even sell German cheese in The Netherlands. I do buy Belgian, British, Danish, Dutch, French, Italian or Swiss cheese.

where is this? i want to go there.

The Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas.

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Jesus Christ so much cheese. No wonder you guys are obese.

That is so unbelievably foul.

How do you eat an Octuple Bypass burger?

With courage, conviction and a true pioneering spirit.

We make our Jarlsberg cheese in ur cunt (Ohio), so how do we stack up?

No.

>posts cheddar cheese

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Brits may have invented cheddar cheese, but Americans perfected it.

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>Realtalk though, why can't European "cheese" melt properly for a tasty dish of mac?
Have you tried Gouda you obese nigger?

>now melts
How thoughtful and convenient.

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make fucking bechamel you retard, its butter milk and flour

That ain't even cheese, or it would say cheese on the packaging.

Is it even chocolate?

This, literally caloric overload.

Who the fuck puts that amount of butter on a burger

Only an American could make food this disgusting and unhealthy

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>fat hand typing this post

>shit covered hand typing this post

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>search heart attack grill
>see grill-menu

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i was onboard for the first few second i then i just'd
shameful display, america

Look a fucking moron

even the sign looks greasy

because you're not supposed to eat cheese molten, unless it's the point of said cheese ?

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is this why all americans shit their pants on the regular

>mmmmm fattening

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pleb

Damn going there while high as balls would be heavenly

Dio mio...