/brit/

always get an intense desire to throw myself off any bridge I cross

>mfw yank flags itt

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Is this true?

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Virgin gamer retards can do it so not very.

>yank flag
fuck off, seriously

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yes

no
the entire group is a coalition of the fringes of society

This is literally me tbqh

reddit flaggers are hated in /brit/ almost as much as yanks

*BEEP BEEP*

Great post

the extra flag known as ulster

Feeling sick to my stomach due to the fact that I'm 5'9 and that I will probably get nowhere in life because of this.

keep coping lad
maybe the pain will go away if you keep cutting

lads... today's featured article on wikipedia

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the moon landing was such a virgin freakoid undertaking, what kind of spacker thinks "i want to help put someone on the moon"

Yes

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i don't know any hard left supporters

accents without the letter 'r' awe quite intewesting

dude chill the average male height is 5'2" so you're cool bro

have a weakness for redheads

The average height is like 6'6.

Don't worry, you might just need some extra steps because of those stumpy legs of yours !

howling

kennedy had a woman every day

Why is it so always so urgent when I need to go diarrhea poo?

>wake up at half 10 in the morning
>missed 9am but who cares, they don't even take attendance in history
>put majestic casual playlist on and crack open a dark fruits, play a few games of fifa with the boys
>maybe go to your 2pm lecture, go home and revise in between smoking a zoot and watching netflix
>1500 word essay due next week, write the title then head out to the 3rd team rugby social
>repeat for three years
ah yes, the crushing work environment of uni

my lifelong lack of companionship is a massive elephant in the room that none of my family want to acknowledge

same

Ideal living situation tbqh

says the one who uses a pseudo trip to attention whore on /brit/ and try to make it like his favorite site reddit
don't worry, one day you'll be a /brit/ celebrity like craven!!!

first cardiff wins a game and now i find out there are articles about weyulz in wikipedia
everythings coming up rhys

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same, think it might have to do with that redhead that forced me to date her when I was 13 (she was 15 btw)

same

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the aberfan disaster? why's that tickled you?

that's what happens when you only associate with other engineers
the problem being a distinct and cutting lack of females though

One-eyed willy

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Bank charged me $10 for a “maintenance fee” on my savings account but they’ve only ever paid me $3 interest total lmao time to leave that bank

what engineering are you

this lad did actually kill himself because he was a lonely incel

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wank complete
you roastie whores have no power over me, for the next 20 minutes at least

yukkie da baht, dai's got a few bags of raw down over the queen nell for 40 quid a pop he has

got about 16 hours of lectures to catch up on from the days i didn't go in during the past two weeks

Which railroad do you work for?

Norf fc vs Souf fc

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coca cola and chocolate
simple as

Well? Is he spot on lads?

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Could do that in 5 minutes entitled students

l was hoping to trigger the edgy lad here who regularly spams anti-welsh b&ter

electronics

just graduated haven't even received the diploma yet
thinking about doing a little trip before looking for a job

sucking a crisp

business idea: make myself a cup of tea

It's Souf Utd

Made up my mind, going to the Taco Bell drive through for lunch. Haven’t eaten like a fatty in a while, gonna treat myself to some horrible disgusting quesadillas.

I'm going to the gym now

would you recommend EEng

drinking coffee

made myself a meal for lunch but I fucked it
going to make the same meal tonight and do it properly without mistakes this time

Guessed my own post number earlier in the thread and nobody gave a shit, was expecting at least a hundred (You)s desu

*unzips*
suck this

their basic flour tacos are the best
like twenty of them

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Where do you want to go?

ah. there's an anti-scottish welsh lad here too. hates being reminded about the superiority of the scot.

anyone ever written a will or used a will-writing service?

want to ensure my mum doesn't get any of my toil-savings when I kill myself

got an interview for network rail

Scanlon

where's the money going?

adding the chopped chorizo to my chili probably put my sodium levels into the stratosphere

Watching The Goonies thinking about how nice it would be to be a child again

Fuck you

give the money to me
I'll put it to good use

Off to get lunch, taking the strap wish me luck x

absolutely based

ye sure if you can handle the maths
it's a pretty broad subject so you're quite likely to find something you'll, well, like
a nice thing is it's not a profession that'll ever be obsolete

might do the entirety of the british isles (starting from cornwall going up through england and wales to scotland and then ireland and taking the ferry back to brittany from cork) actually xx

I'll put your head into a brick wall if you carry on

Holy mother of based

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that job doesn't exist here anymore, our societies go to north africa and employ "french-speaking" arabs
>shit you bought doesn't work
>call the centre
>you are greeted with a "Bonjour Monsieur" in the most horrible accent
>your interlocutor doesn't understand what you're talking about
>no point in insulting him

is it true that british girls want a fit american presbyterian bull to fertilize them?

am a 30 year old virgin but it doesn't really bother me
know a lot of people whom'st are either married or in a committed relationship whom'st're miserable beyond belief
if a good woman comes my way i'll humor her, but until then i really don't care; too focused on my career anyway. don't have time for a gf

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anyone here rent?
How much do you pay?

youtube.com/watch?v=NoJLQ05b82w

When I see a great post I salute my phone screen

still got booted off bakeoff tho

the paedo hunter faked a heart attack? weird strategy on his part

Ohaiyou anonkun

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>bonjour monsieur, didier à l'appareil in broken french

Don't remember where I got this

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to my dad

with current inheritance laws if I die without a will then my estate / assets will be split evenly between my (divorced) parents

however I don't want my mum to gain in any way from my death. She can keep my physical junk (clothes, telly etc) but I have ~£20k in savings which I cannot allow her to have because I know she would enjoy having that money

I've considered just withdrawing it all as cash, hiding it in my dad's apartment then setting up Gmail to send an email on a specific date in the future after my suicide to let him know there's money there

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