Meanwhile in 1942 Jow Forums

same
wanna hang out at Pavlov's house?

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Thanks for bringing civilization and culture to our crappy island UK/USA.

Funny how 2 nations who had no cultural ties to us did so much for us in 6 years. So much more than 2 cultural brother nations that lorded over us for almost 700 years and did fuck all.

>burgers unironically believe we'll get Independence from Anglos if we help them
Is there anything sadder than Brit dickriders?

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We are.

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based

fyck the vrazilians

Tick tock wagies. Its time to go die to save Mr Shekelstein

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why would anyone want to help the American jew

Hey guys, just got my calling card from the ZOG to die in order to secure a Jewish homeland in the Palestine Mandate.

I am going to leave my small Northern English town, be sent to far off lands and die so that in 70 years time my descendants can get raped by wogs from the muslim Raj.

This :D

heh...nothin personnel europe

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Hey, germans, deblockade Leningrad pls, my bae will arrive soon

What could possibly go wrong now?

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>that BLACKS in all capitals
Kek

The Red Army will sweep the fascist barbarians from the face of the earth

Don't forget the YANKS. The YANK BVLL conquers.

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>American flag
Once again proves Jewish Capitalism = Jewish Bolshevism

without swedish iron, ww2 in europe would have been over in 1943/1944

>Ja Hans, take millions if your men and attack that city. I don't care if it isn't strategically important or a waste of time. Keep attacking even if you get encircled.

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>mom & pop shops run out of business thanks to price ceilings
>government seizing private factories left and right
>can't even drive anywhere because some shit kid stole the tires off my car
When will the American people see rationing for the G O M M U N I S M it really is?

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Hmm, I don't want to fight really but I guess I'll enlist in the navy because COCKS

>another armchair general expert on strategy

>mfw i`m in paris right now and fuck some french woman

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>This happens
How fucked are you?

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>Antarctica
really?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Swabia

idk how the Nazis felt about CHIs

How many of em do you think got diddled?

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>How fucked are you?
not at all, suur suomi finland stronk etc etc

fuck man, now you've ruined our reddit roleplay

Surely feels good to have an invincible military force. What could go wrong? :)

Now to that Jewish question we talked about...

Air raid after air raid after air raid after air raid after air raid after air raid after air raid after air raid after air raid after air raid after air raid after air raid after air raid.....

How much bp do you think the red army got?

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Fucking commie bastards violating aryan boipussy, they should be BLACKED by our niggers instead.

Surely Stalin will run out of Russians any day now.

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in 42 my family was still in Africa.

lol nigger

Don't blame them. It's only natural that anyone would lust for smooth pink warm boipuss beyond all reason

lol nigger

I’m German.

Butchered by a 5 foot tall Japanese man with a katana probable, but both of my grandparents were still in Britian during WW2.

Namibia?

Well look who finally decided to join the war for freedom.
Would have been nice if Pearl Harbor happened 2 years earlier.

>a rabbit born in a stable is a horse

shut up leaf

Namibia?

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My wife is more German than any of you are white and my children will be kings and queens.

What is this leaf you speak of?

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He is a time traveler trying to warn you of a terrible future.

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Hahaha! What kind of bizzaro future is that!?
Good joke though.

>my children will be kings and queens.
kangz and qwanz indeed

lol du neger

silly japs gib cuba and philippines reeeeeeeeee
also why are we sharing baleares with the spaghetti

I'm afraid it is no joke my Canadian brother. In the allied controlled future, THIS flag flies high over Canada.

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German. It’s our country now.

with my indiezukunftfernsehgerät i saw how your country would look like

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Lol la negra

Let's all go to the Finnish army instead.

please annex us now
before this horrible future befalls us

>sagst du bist Deutscher
>grenzt dich durch "unser" von den Deutschen ab
zweistelliger IQ

Punishment for staying neutral in the war

B-But muh División Azul...

This is the fate befalling us soon. Fight for Hitler and stop this grim future.

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NOOOOOO!!!
I didn't lose my leg in Dunkirk for this!

der trollt doch du lurch

Also wtf spanish guinea should still be ours

>Prince George
>Purins Joji

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will i be castrated for autism?
otherwise fine

>will i be castrated for autism?
probably

>will i be castrated for autism?
absolutly

fuck the british, fuck the jews, military coup now

>will i be castrated for autism?
With any luck yes.

Ugh...

Nigger