Please don't RAMP our women. Thanks.
Please don't RAMP our women. Thanks
Cameron Cook
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Jordan Lewis
Knowing your standard Royal Navy seaman as I do they'll already be balls deep as I type.
Jacob Rodriguez
So they've burnt well over a million liters of fuel ... just to visit New York.
Christian Collins
>just to visit New York
They're providing much-needed comic relief.
The "ramp" sketch is the funniest thing to have come from the British isles since Monty Python (though "Brexit" is close).
James Gutierrez
US Sailor: "hey, did you ship run into an iceberg or something on the way here? want us to fix that bent bow for you?"
Jaxson Morris
Tbh the ramp is logical thing. You dont want your planes to drop into the water. The ramp should help with that.
Isaac Scott
Does your navy use ramps, too?
Easton Hill
OR, you can build a real ship and fly real planes from it.
Tyler Sanchez
Know them intimately do you?
Carson Brown
What?
Christopher Morales
You white people have too much money to burn.
Xavier Cox
ahahahaha ramps hahahaha so funny they use a ramp hahahaha on a carrier omg i can't even a fucking ramp hahahahah oh my this is absolute comedy gold can you believe there's a ramp? jesus christ i need to go outside for some fresh air hahaha i can hardly breathe right now this is just too funny hahahaha
Gabriel Sanders
>he filled out a captcha for this post
Robert Evans
Why is there 2 towers?
Why isn't it nuclear powered?
Do brits even have modern aircrafts for it?
Oliver Williams
the ramp is the cheap solution to the problem and restricts the weight of the planes that are able to launch off it, making them have less range or payload. The carriers without ramps use catapults to launch their aircraft and while it takes a longer time to get the planes in the air, they can be far more effective once they are up there.
Thomas Reyes
hahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahaha fuuuuuuuuuuuuck ahahahahahahhaahahahaha a rampppppp hahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahaha
Ryan Price
They plan to use F-35B, which is a watered-down version of the F-35 with STOVL capabilities. But they only have nine of them so far. So, it's an aircraft carrier which can't carry real aircraft, and doesn't even have toy ones on it.
Joseph Reed
Connor Myers
>a watered-down version of the F-35
So even the planes on it will be a joke? truly, a floating circus. Do they have seals and clowns too?
Should have named her "HMS Bozo"
Jaxon Fisher
Ramps are for navies that don't have the money or technology to make catapults.
Thomas Sanchez
I am almost sure we would have given them the technology if they bought rafales.
Michael Sanders
>its not even nuclear propulsed
Jace Jackson
This is our bestest navy cars carrier on Lipno in action.
Jaxson Rivera
>Countries without aircraft carriers posting.
Luis Phillips
we would probably have sold it for a fraction of the development costs, yes.
They would have had better planes (and operational), too. And those planned air group exchanges could have taken place.
Good days of the Jaguar are gone, I guess.
Jace Russell
>countries who claim their rotorcraft carrier counts as an aircraft carrier
Ayden White
>b-b-but guys it carries flying things so it counts
Gavin Reed
So, two carriers walk in to a bar, and then
[...]
and then, the other carrier says, "Hey man, I know, but it's because of my ramp".
Samuel Wilson
>a fucking ramp
>not even nuclear
What a colossal waste of money
Robert Hughes
Why did they go all-out on the submarines yet make huge cuts with the aircraft carriers? complete piece of shit desu
Kayden Cruz
Because nuclear subs are actually useful in a real war, Aircraft Carriers are a waste of space and are only useful when you want to bomb some third world shithole thousands of miles away.
Samuel Murphy
Ayden Gray
>huge cuts with the aircraft carriers?
Not even. Final cost was over £6 billion, more than 50% more than initially planned.
Samuel Gutierrez
>when you want to bomb some third world shithole thousands of miles away
Which happens quite frequently, believe us.
Thomas Jones
Is that thing even nuclear? Can Britain waste that much fuel?
Henry Clark
They have already been busted bonging it up
Ryder Moore
So because they have no planes, they made the trip with five helicopters?
Awe-inspiring. I bet Moldavia is getting less uppity.
Ryan Clark
That is even more expensive than burger ones, wtf?
Robert Watson
If the US had only built one Ford-class carrier, it would have cost about $50 billion.
The development costs are huge - typically two or three times the cost of a ship.
Evan Perez
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
BRITONS NEVER NEVER NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES
Jonathan Green
So, as long as F35 still has problems, that ship is completely useless?
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