I work as a Canadian irrigation technician and make over $300,000 a year fixing farmers clogged pipes. Without people like me you wouldn't be able to get all your produce on time as the vegetables wouldn't ever get watered.
We encounter so many problems from day to day. The main problem of pipes getting clogged up here in Manitoba is rabbits and squirrels crawling down the pipes and getting stuck. Those fucking rodents keep me employed.
Sometimes we can get them to run out by throwing a few stink bombs down the hole making the rabbits and squirrels run away from the stink. But other times we have to use more drastic measures like high pressured air.
You see when these fucking rabbits run down the pipes and get stuck because they're fat fucks we blast them out using compressed air tanks. We hook up the industrial compressor to the pipes and begin pumping the system up to 2000 psi. It usually results in the rabbits being blown to pieces and flying out the other end.
I've seen rabbits and squirrels eviscerated into pieces from my high air pressure pump blown to smithereens. I should feel bad for them but I really don't because at the end of the day if it wasn't for hard working people like me you wouldn't have any carrots or lettuce or cabbages on your plate at night.
People like me provide a use to society. We make sure people like you can have a full stomach at the end of the day and eat a food warm meal. Unlike you crypto cucks who just invest in digital ponzi schemes and throw around your scam shit I'm actually making a difference in the world.
It makes me proud at the end of the day that I can actually see my hard work in cold hard cash that the farmers hand me. Unlike your digital garbage that has no use case and will never be adopted. Even if I have to blow rabbits and squirrels to pieces I can sleep good at night knowing I'm helping feed Canada by maintaining the farmers vegetables. It's more than you faggots can say.
>when these fucking rabbits run down the pipes and get stuck because they're fat fucks we blast them out using compressed air tanks
I know this is a copy pasta but I really would love to see that one day.
Lucas Bennett
why dont they just put a mesh at the end of the pipes to prevent critters coming up the pipes
Blake Sanders
OP's making shit up.
Oliver Morales
Nice larp. Squirrels don't live underground.
Anthony Hughes
You’re retarded.
Austin Stewart
Your contribution to society is very important white man keep it up don't let these crypto kiddies tell you otherwise.
But are you willing being payed fairly for your labor. if your being payed in fiat the answer is no. All the crypto kiddies trying to make a quick buck are in it for the wrong reason.
Crypto gold and silver and well any tangible asset is an investment in the future. It might be 2 or 10 years or it could happen in a few months but our current fiat monitary system will break down and that $300,000 a year job you think you have will be worth alot less as you goverment will have to print more and more money to pay for all the gibs for all those diverse groups their bringing in.
What is happening in Argentina in Iran In Venezuela in Turkey in Italy Will happen in canada and the rest of the world. Investing in crypto is perhaps the most important choice you can make not because your looking to make a quick buck to to preserve the wealth you already have.
I got a former classmate working in a plane engine manufacturer, he does quality control and one of the tests is throwing frozen chickens in running engines to check if flying birds caucht in motors don't create defects. Shit looks pretty fun.
David Carter
>300 grand a year
meh only roughly the purchasing power of your average boomer 2 months out of high school
Daniel Reed
thank you for your service
Landon Moore
No you
James Sanchez
hook the pipe up to your ass and pump 2000psi through it, faggot
Benjamin Green
>make over $300,000 a year fixing farmers clogged pipes Sure man. And I make $500k telling you what to do.
Grayson Parker
Ah, this thread again. I see you've changed the state, and given yourself a big raise. LOL.
Typical, bitcoin's price goes down, the larping goes up.
Ian Wilson
Lol being this delusional. Nice try tradecuck, enjoy your 60k a year while I make millions doing literal jack shit investing in some 1's and 0's that are supposed to fill a role I don't even know exists.
Nolan Ross
Wow a lot of newfags here don't know about the Canadian Infrastructure hustle
Hunter Lopez
What hustle? Your faggot president spending money that doesn't exist and then hoping rich chinamen have replaced whites by the time the debt bubble is about to burst? Lol at least my shitcoins make money. If you stopped feeding the city cucks they would be forced to move to the country to grow food and learn forgotten values like self-reliance, pride, and restraint. Instead you allow humanity to decline.
Dylan Bailey
A lot of newfags haven't seen this same post trolled multiple times.
Which is why the faggot keeps posting it, to farm (you)s.
Chase Clark
Ridiculous. The masterrace job is clearly cleaning up clogged toilets in Canada. I have a specialized tool to do the job so don't have to touch any shit and make a cold $600 000 a year.
Levi Long
>rabbits and squirrels >rodents
Sebastian Thomas
>Reddit spacing >google image search result image >generic image name >people falling for it
Jow Forums come on you need to stop embarrassing me like this
You sound like you were terribly abused as a kid. Why rant to a bunch of weeaboos on a Laotian drum making board when you could, you know, get laid or something.
Bentley Robinson
I hope a rabbit blows you up and a squirrel eats the remains, you fucking faggot. Also, modern industrial agriculture is absolute cancer. Fuck the modern world and modern society.
