im a business owner and i always fire employees who take frequent bathroom breaks.
Getting paid to shit
Jeremiah Perez
Nolan Ward
My man.
Been waiting for a thread like this.
I get paid for 40 hours each week but:
>Monday: scheduled for 9 hours. Always leave an hour early, sometimes I’m 2 hours late (depends on the agenda).
Tue: off
>Wed: work full shift (10 hours). Unsupervised so probably do about 2 hours of real work, max.
>Thursday: get paid for 9 hours of work, leave 4-5 hours early almost every week. Only do about 2 hours of easy work.
Fri: off
>Sat: get paid for 12 hours, 3+ hours late every week. Do about 3 houses of mostly easy work.
Sun: off
I basically get paid 40 hours a week (3 days off) to watch tv, shitpost, vape weed, trade crypto and fuck my girl, and sometimes nap. I average about 10 hours of real work. Been here almost 6 years and am beloved in my company.
>Also free wet wipes for when I gotta shit.
Nolan Powell
>chocolate factory
Is this an elaborate ruse
Gavin Ortiz
I make a penny, they make a dime
thats why I shit on company time
Dominic Gomez
What do you do?
Connor Young
Sorry i only take orders from my moneymakers