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approaching toil edition

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gf and I made several gallons of tea

1st

I don't want the week to start

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stop posting swedish football coach

I want to find a new job but I've been here for only 1 year and 3 months. I don't want to have "quitter" written all over my CV.

You're a zoomer so you wouldn't know the REAL real boomercore

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My class song

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runner up

He looks like a broken down old alcoholic.

I was a REALLY big Titanic fan upon release.
Funny to think that 95% of this general wasn't even born back then.

>class song
Don't remember my class song or think they ever even used it outside of the day we picked it, my school really half assed everything

I like it because he reminds me of my grandpa, who was also an angry cunt.

>Simple Plan
Thanks for reminding me of how much I hated 2000s radio.

>lemme show u boomercore
>posts shit songs
why even bother

I remember kids comparing how many times they went to go see Titanic in theaters.
I only saw it when it came out on video. It took 2 vhs tapes to get the whole movie.

I wonder if zoomers do the same thing with their capeshit

>Mmmbop
That song brings back legit good memories of being 13 that summer. On vacation and going out to the lake when it was the #1 song and listening to it on the way there and on the way back.

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE BREAKIN DOWN
DO YOU EVER FEEL OUT OF PLACE
LIKE SOMEHOW YOU JUST DON'T BELONG
AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS YOU
DO YOU EVER WANNA RUN AWAY
DO YOU LOCK YOURSELF IN YOUR ROOM
WITH THE RADIO ON TURNED UP SO LOUD THAT NOBODY HEARS YOU SCREAMIN
NO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
WHEN NOTHING FEELS ALRIGHT
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE LIKE ME
TO BE HURT
TO FEEL LOST
TO BE LEFT OUT IN THE DARK
TO BE KICKED WHEN YOU'RE DOWN
TO FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN PUSHED AROUND
TO BE ON THE EDGE OF BREAKING DOWN WITH NO ONE THERE TO SAVE YOU
NO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE
WELCOME TO MY LIFE

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>I wonder if zoomers do the same thing with their capeshit
I see muh anime movies multiple times when I can tbqh

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Imho, its not about the quality of the songs but the ones that bring you back to that era most acutely. Boy bands, pop punk, etc. My 2c.

Aww what's the matter did you have a Bad Day?
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I didnt really bathe in milk. Also didnt even know it was a thing

That guy was from my town and I swear all gen-Xers from here looked and dressed exactly like him.

Just listened to that song a lot when it first came out and I was a teenager so I've memorized the entire song

unlike you, i ain't ever ate from a trash can

I fucking hate liars

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tfw almost 29 years old and only lost my virginity when I was 24
Didn't tell my girlfriend I was a virgin when we met until we had already dated for 2 years lol

I think everyone listened to that song a lot whether they liked it or not. You couldn't go a whole hour without it being played on the radio.

my mother really liked this

That's racis

I want a gf with a name like Claudette or Josephine

Cute!

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i called the electricity commission because i couldn't get my password account back but apparently i still had the password saved on my google account...

I'd make a joke about you having something to do with it but that's a little obvious.

opinion on tattoos?

I listened to it on repeat because I had the CD

Controversial Opinion:
Avril Lavigne's debut album is straight fire

was your gf a virgin as well?

chootem

No she's a normal person and it's not normal to be a virgin when you're 24

>woman past 18
>virgin
pick one

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It was ok and that's as good as she got.

cool

>current year
>virgin females
my diaphram is making strange movements and my teeth are exposed

My gf was a virgin until 1 week ago. She's 26.

you ever get perved on by older men when you were a kid?

degenerate

women are garbage
hopefully I die in some freak accident so I can get away from the retarded inhabitants of this planet

considered getting one but couldn't decide what to get, my dad even offered to pay for it for some reason

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how come she didn't realize you were a virgin when she had sex with you?

kiss me

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ruined by normies. like anything.

sex is easy

I was virgin til I got married and yet incels on Jow Forums still bully me.

She thought I was just really bad at sex
Also I had been in a relationship before but the girl wanted to wait until marriage so we never had sex (broke up with her for unrelated reasons)

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lost my virginity at age 16, havent had sex since i was 17, almost 21 now

because you're a white trash weeb with a soycuck husband

put "dane was here"

I've been considering getting a tattoo, but I have dyel arms for them to be a good canvas.

She told me she thought I just hadn't had sex in a long time since the last relationship I had before her was in college

As if you wouldn't find other reasons to bully if I had rich grandparents, and I know they still bullied before I got married.

Turns out.....they are just bullies period and find reasons to bully after the fact!

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start lifting

I wanted to get the k-on teatime pick but the thought of having to actually interact with the tattoo artist while they did it stopped me it's like an even worse version of getting a haircut

*lifts you and throws you out of the window*

*grabs your hand and brings you with me*

Gonna make fried chicken and mashed potatoes today

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superior

Should I go out on a run or buy a bike?

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gay marry me and take me to america instead

Do you just want some exercise? Then go for a run
Do you want to own a bike? Then buy a bike.

You can buy a bike and go for a run if you'd like as well. Run to the bike store and buy a bike

>tfw can't ride a bike

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completely different song, i do like me some iron maiden though
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was just thinking about jerking off and they come home. fuck

>knew my dad longn enough for him to teach me to ride a bike
>didn't get to teach me how to drive a car

I miss you, old angry man

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just gotta give yourself a bit of a start, biking is great fun

Mine bought me a bike as a kid and I fell off once and he yelled at me and never bothered to try again

Guess I'll go run. Woods or the city?

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same

So grateful for my dad. Love him so much

woods is more peaceful

Enjoy beautiful trees vs. """enjoy""" traffic and mobs of people? Woods of literal course!

Mine laughed at me and took a picture when I fell over cross-country skiing and couldn't get up.

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>completely different song
That was the joke user

Should I bother bringing headphones? It helps me go faster. The place I'm going to has minimal wildlife and the most dangerous thing around are mountain lions, but they mostly keep away from humans.

jokes have punchlines

Iron Maiden is hot steaming shite (it sucks)

>Should I bother bringing headphones? It helps me go faster.
yes but don't bring anything that plays music

what do you mean

bring headphones but don't bring anything to plug them into

nah they are ok entry level

They're boomercore

OG boomer or nu-boomer?

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OG boomer core

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How do you make friends

based
i was into this shit when i was 11-13

same, makes good background music even now though

>want to play the new madden
>dont want to pay $60 for something I might not play much at all
>go on origin
>you can pay $15 and play it for a month as well as like 100+ other games

neat when did EA stop hating its customers

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