/balk/ - Balkan Thread

cine tine cu steaua sa-i futem familia
muie cska

>plot twist

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usa is peacekeeper and legend

Yes I do. Mostly skim tho I won't sit and watch for 2 hours are you retarded

Guess when the driver is in Macedonia and when in Serbia. Pro tip: You can't

youtube.com/watch?v=UW1XIVppIU0

DELET THIS ESY MALAKAPOYLOS

>Yes I do.

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BOG JE SRBIN

So it's like the relationship between Rusya and Bulgaristan...

>Abe brat posledna ekonomija sme u Evropa, glasaj za VMRO

What do you say?

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youtube.com/watch?v=RZqSQtRkvUI

What a disgusting language literally ear rape and those quintessential shiptar faces lmao

still the f1 link was copied lel

meant this one
youtube.com/watch?v=ushssMuj2SM

In 2005 Kimi used Albanian tires in his Mclaren. The results were catastrophic.

youtube.com/watch?v=kO0_cK6IDmI

Those tires were probably stolen from some old f1 car that raced years ago

no, bugars hate rasha because we liberated them from you and nazis

what? that sounds way better than fyromian which sounds like vomiting when talking

>liberated from nazis
I don't think they wanted liberation from them tho

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even though that situation was made-up crap that never happens irl

they are even using old yugoslav cars because there is no albo car kek
lad...

>sounds like vomiting when talking
All balk languages sound bad if you're not from here.
At least they're not as grating as Chinese.

but some of them are Russian nationalists/patriots even though they are Bulgarians which confuses me desu senpai...

they speak clear with a normal consonant/vowel ratio whereas fyromian is zhdrragallzhhdllrraglllbuzhizhrdwll like a goose being killed

no need to make an albanian car, you can baptize one by placing a picture of Comrade Hoxha on it

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aaaaaaaa

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Nothing confusing about it. Russia is the parent figure to all Slavic nations.

R8

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Albanians sounds like diarrhea talking.

disguisting communists/10

had a retarded ass dog run after me and bark a month ago

mind you it wasn't just some cuck dog, but a healthy ass well-fed and feral street dog

so i turned around and yelled "WHAT" and it sat down and shut up, gave me those faggy ass puppy eyes

i think it knew i meant business and that i was gonna spin the shit out of its ass

why are dogs so retarded? if you're scared and don't wanna provoke me, just put your tail between your fucking legs and walk away, stupid animal. don't do the counterintuitive thing of running after me and barking like you wanna fight.

>i think it knew i meant business and that i was gonna spin the shit out of its ass
fucking based Bulgarians

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>commies
Wasn't/isn't Steaua the team of the army tho? And all the CFR's (Cluj, current Rapid Bucuresti) the railway workers' teams
>mfw I wanted Rapid stuff but they were closed when I was there so my father brought me this one later

one day i will go nuts and snap a fucking dog's neck or put it in a head lock and stab the shit of it

feral animals are the cancer of the balkans and shut be put out of their misery

anyone in balk balding?

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I was riding with a friend and a retarded dog was running in front of the car barking at it, so I told my friend to floor it and just as the dog was next to me I opened the door and slammed it in the fucking head.
It was a 10/10 performance, everything worked out exactly as I imagined it would.

They speak tosk so not surprising

how old

Steaua is now literally the army's team. It was founded as the red army's team. Fuck them, what goes around comes around, they are russian bots.
Dinamo is much worse, they are secret service team, they're a joke now.

Rapid is dead unfortunately.

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Yes, but in the front not the back (for now, thank goodness).
Something like pic related but not that extent, still in early phase

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24

That's balding 100%. I'm thinning in my crown. Also my sides aren't kek'd yet like that fucker or you.

And they look nowhere Albanian, subhuman

This was in 2008 before they went down. From what I've seen around, current Rapid fans hate commies and are full blown nationalists. Also there is this dope song youtube.com/watch?v=hqP--jy1RdQ

Yikes. Some of them looked like legit goblins.

The crown is way worse place to go bald first because on the front you can get haircuts that will suit the balding

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>current Rapid fans hate commies and are full blown nationalists.
lol no, that is such a bad and naive description I can't even.
As I said Rapid is dead

vast of them do actually

>I can't even.
What are they? I said that because they have the white nationalist symbol in some photos in their ultras section. Also what team do you support if any?

Cope. You're probably thinning at the crown even worse than I am since my hairline is intact.

This guy looks like 90% of the young shqips you can see in chair, plus the ears who are a trademark for albanians

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t.xhing çang
You need to go back
Only one or two did in the entire video

Lmao this guy is what you see in aerodrom, the epitome of a slavoid

>oпштecтвoтo
holy shit

cope harder

He also has small shoulders and looks like a pussy

Someone post the university pics

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Undernourished is what I reckon.

Remember the Albanian in Canada that was jealous of Ukrainians putting up some monument in Toronto?

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I doubt that these guys have finished university

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are you saying these are not common albanians? except guy on right who could be a gypsy

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ⰵⰱⰰⱅⱐ ⱀⰺⰳⰳⰵⱃⱁⰲ

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Yes I am him.

First one looks like a mud.

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Actually the guy on the right could pass for one, the others not or probably not developed enough because high schoolers
pic related pure Albanians

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dios mio

sad!

PAAAAAAAARTIYAA LEEENINAA fuck this anthem is unironically the best national anthem

t.non-commie

this one has that typical highlander nose

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youtube.com/watch?v=kCTrNb4uC-Y

the modern Russian anthem uses one small verse from the soviet one, slav'sya otechestvo nashe svobodnoye

Your mom.

>receding hairline
Jesus Christ...

Dead general. Dead board. Dead faggots like that Greek commie when I see him.

Isn't this time you go back to prison, alborat?

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they are in highschool so it's probably just a 5head case
do women get receding hairlines as well?

Jej, not me. Greek faggot.

te qifsha pidhin subhuman

Where is this school

yes and its disgusting. I only now began noticing women that have kek'd hairlines, I mean I'm not that kek'd but loads of women especially white women are going bald these days hahahah

They also use the music since the previous one they had after 1991 wasn't that good or something. Good choice imo, communist or not the song is Russian in origins (probably) but the Soviet version is slightly better

in fyrom apparently

Përnime

Why are you fags so boring? Looks like I have to go back to my patrician boards /tv/,Jow Forums,Jow Forums..and hangout with the pajeets.

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μπούλο

Who this nigga ?

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What's with the 1982 hair of the ladies?

Faggot.

Your dad.

malaka (cocksucker)

diber

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