Whats your countrys "greatest" rival

Whats your countrys "greatest" rival

US
Bongistan

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france

>greatest rival
>britain

Maybe a couple centuries ago, sweetie. Now it's russia or china

>like france
>go to france
>everyone is a massive prick except north african immigrants

Our greatest rival was Russia. Currently we have none but the chinks are eager to step up.

I don't get the picture.
Is it supposed to be some attempt at humor or is it intentionally unfunny?

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It's supposed to be an attempt at humour

wordy jokes will fall flat

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A little over a century ago bongland was still a rival, not anymore

France. Without a doubt. Our rivalry defines the modern world.

We haven't been your rival for hundreds of years. The answer is clearly Russia.

Too irrelevant even for our own neighbours

The jews

Germany

Keep that cannon polished...
We're coming back for it.

?

You don't know the story behind this?

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the world

yanks are at least trying to figure out banter, you have to give them that

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Connacht
Leinster

the habsburg i guess
basically eastern francia

the US became the new world power after the Atlantic charter of 1944 (over the UK)

well youre from african ancestry yourself..

indonesia or maybe singapore based solely on jealousy over their money

Spain
Spain

meme answer
China or some mena shithole like Iran

non meme answer
we have no rival because we're not even really a country. We're like a international network of shopping malls and franchise chains that's tied to the very fabric of modern finance. America is the exchange of goods and services. what's the rival to "money"? who is water's archenemy? the idea is laughable and an obvious attempt to anthropomorphize an abstract entity, make it more relatable to human drama.

ooh, a "rival," just like in my animes. give me a fucking break

We didn't have rivals.
Maybe the dutch from 1600-1640
And the castillians during the 1400s

Fuck the feds