>Yes, I'm from the greatest country in the world, United States of America.
>How did you know?
Yes, I'm from the greatest country in the world, United States of America
Evan Peterson
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Caleb Gray
that's hilarious because he was an advocate for Hawaiian independence
Dominic Gomez
I wonder, did all that fat help him to float better? Maybe he was unsinkable.
Carter Mitchell
>he was
Let me guess, he died from diabete?
Anthony Lewis
SOMEWHERE
Anthony Edwards
Over the rainbow
Jayden Nelson
Kamakawiwoole was a haiiwan nationalist, so
Carter Cruz
advocating for secession is quintessentially american
Hunter White
John Green
how do Polynesians get so fucking fat?
Wyatt Davis
>Flag
Wyatt Fisher
obviously that handsome tan
Angel Rivera
are you saying we make them fat or that all americans are fat
because a lot of australians are fat cunts too
Carter Flores
youtube.com
>hating and making fun of this guy
why?
Brody Jenkins
low metabolism + fast food for dinner every night
Hunter Barnes
en.wikipedia.org
what about it? question stands, why are polynesians so fat?
Connor Campbell
Apparently offal/pig feet is considered a delicacy over there.
Gabriel Gomez
they are naturally big so BMI isn't as accurate for them. They also eat a fuckload though and have to import basically everything which isn't root vegetables and pigs, and they're poor so that means everything is either the frozen shit even America doesn't want and tinned food
t. spent 6 months in Tonga
Jace Watson
Well America Samoa is technically part of the country, so yes, you are.
Jace Robinson
First you kill the natives by bringing disease and now you are killing them by giving them unhealthy food...
Tyler Peterson
Polynesians are literally all fat after 25 or so.
Liam Richardson
they were always fat
Connor Russell
Thousands years eating only fish and taro wrought out by the sweat of daily chores, then suddenly tons of meat, sweets and soft drinks.
Colton Jenkins
then why are they eating it?
Kayden Anderson
Because gibs and billions of funds to build supermarkets and shit. We did the same mistake in Polynesia. Also they absolutely can't stand alcohol, to the point i'ts fordidden to sell drinks after 4 PM in many places.
Jordan Perez
because it's easy and tastes good. They just throw rubbish on the beach and go into huge amounts of debt to China for no reason and then don't maintain any of the infrastructure after its bought they don't really plan for the future much.
Logan Lopez
i thought they were all muscular/strongfat
Evan Foster
Some of them but most of them are just fat.
Lucas Williams
>they don't really plan for the future much.
Fucking this.
Daniel Roberts
Are you sure he wasn't declaring himself to be an independent nation?
Connor Stewart
True. They have a very short expiration date.
Josiah Thomas
based IZ was a beautiful unit of a man
Ethan Smith
so you're saying america has an excuse for being fat and it's not our fault?
William Wright
well its not exactly a good character trait to not give a shit about the future
Christian Lee
Yep.
My girlfriend is 300lbs and she literally can’t sink, like she can just sit in the water without peddling her feet. I’m honestly jealous.
Henry Sanchez
Don't make fun of Kamakawiwo'ole
Gavin Brooks
>My girlfriend is 300lbs
Zachary Nguyen
I came to post the exact same thing
Julian Mitchell
Based obese gf, they're surprisingly skillful.
Lucas Wright
>2018
>still not a chub chaser
Lmao
Daniel Allen
>My girlfriend is 300lbs
Jason Davis
this is the actual answer. whites actually have the lowest susceptibility to diabetes and the likes thanks to our history of food consumption.
Adrian Robinson
That's just Samoans.
Oliver Thompson