Good morning party people
/ausnz/ - Trannies Get Gold Edition
How can I get Australian or new Zealand's nationality?
I know quite a few dutch people over here. Not sure how they went about it though
This country isn't safe please get me out of here, I want to be an Anglo
Good morning gang.
I fucking hate lawns, why are they a thing?
Just be yourself :^)
Will your government grant citizenship to illegally stranded aliens? Or will they send me back to H*lland?
It's really hard to get asylum here, they jacked up the quota recently but not by much.
You'll be sent right back buddy.
Fruits, the lot of ya.
>says westy
Natashka
hello weeb cunts
is dominoes open on labour day?
that is all
Shush you.
Not a fruit.
Sure.
Marriage or skill shortage probably
Haven't the slightest clue sorry
Just go to their website. It won't let you order if they're closed. I bet they'll be open though
you're a big ol gayboy is what you are
>tfw no cheap pizza place here
Thats fine... fucking hate pizza anyway.....
;_;
Lies and slander.
Where are the proofs?
>i like short american boys
>t. westy
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I might be about to get banned for insulting Russia
RIP
What makes you think that?
Jannie deleted all my posts from the thread then muted me for 10 mins.
Yeah, you might be fucking ded matey.
>netherlands
>unsafe
what did he mean by this?
He's probably a schizo
check the archives and you will understand
What do you mean?
you just can't be political on some countries in this board
Fuck the fr*nch
Frightfully rude of them.
i heard french women are pretty loose
Lads someone at the shared house is going to get busted with booze when he comes back. It's the alcoholic guy. Haha
What happens to him?
He walked out the house with a backpack & the booze was leaking out behind him. What an idiot. Lmao
Makin me post, gosh almighty you're a bunch a lounging sweeties aren't ya?
Wish the social worker would stop calling me. I want the qt one named Sally to take me out places.
So you should mister.
I was under the assumption I was unwelcome after the frog followed me in last night, I just didn't want the thread to die
>I was under the assumption I was unwelcome
What made you think that?
You're a silly billy.
I helped cause a bit of a scene
And spoke Fr*nch
It's all in good fun
There has been much much worse here, I wouldn't give it much thought.
>And spoke Fr*nch
I suppoooose I can forgive that, just cause I like ya.
Okie dokie den buds
>I suppoooose I can forgive that, just cause I like ya
Yee, like ya too bud
Good, thats sorted.
Also I was just joking around, you can speak that frog tongue to other people that understand it every now and then.
If the place is gonna be a chat room might as well get at least some practical use out of it.
What's. For dinner tonight lads?
Takeaways. Prolly get Chinese
Had bacon eggs salad and toast
Haven't thought about that.
What re you having around your place?
>morning is heck
>op picture is garbagefire
It can't get worse
>>op picture is garbagefire
I chose it just for you
>at the big playground packed with every kind of immigrant
>white guys with swastika tattoo walking round yelling at his kids
Can you guess what city?
Auckland
Are you on suicide watch?
>whoreklonskaya poster is still here
It got worse even though it couldn't
No
Christchurch?
Yes
I could imagine it 2bh.
Playing Runescape again all wrapped up in my blanket.
Feels comfy.
Should I jerk it to straight, gay, or trap stuff?
Odds- straight
Even- gay
Digits- trap
Sydney and Melbourne are the place to be
Gold Coast reporting in.
imagine not having $5 dominoes pizzas
they're not good though. The bases at dominos and pizza hut are so weird.
the pepperoni one is pretty good with a thin crust
I don't have to imagine it...
w-what do you eat if you ever get cooked
Are you that poor sucker that lives on the east side?
What ever I can scrounge up out of my kitchen.
Maybe some fish n chips if I'm an early bird, but they're very rarely open after 8.
FUCKING INTERNET CRAPPING OUT.
how did you people let the anime infestation get this bad? this is unreadable
Then don't come here.
dw this will be my last visit
Your grievances have been noted.
Now go away.