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rate my urine

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link me your blog monica

Lads

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Would moving to Poland with the Polish gf be a stupid idea?

(Haven't asked her yet, just musing)

this will soon be a common sight on every urban street in western europe

are you prepared?

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how much was it

cool a bum

my conscious and unconscious are in constant conflict

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disgusting

does anyone remember that time we pretended to have a meetup and poleaboo actually went

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Not a fan of women who wear trousers.

I'm on HRT

no

daily

>are you beginning your social transition? (have you told your parents and such)
no but it's obvious from appearance, I've been gendered female multiple times

>are you training your voice or saving up for larynx surgery?
no but I was recently told that I have a very quiet/feminine voice

>are you getting laser treatment?
over a year now, face is clear

>have you changed your name yet?
not legally, my name is Monica

>are you going to go stealth when it's over?
no one wants to intoduce themselves as a tranny

poleaboo.wordpress.com/

>will soon
It already fucking is, fella.

post it or i'll slash you cunt

snogging a nigger

Like £1200 or £1300 IIRC.

>I'm trans my name is Monica

youtube.com/watch?v=HWJmVAQJK58

That was cruel

You're now an honourary paki, fuck off to Poland or anywhere else, just don't stay here

MONI you beautiful girl xxxx when's the next round of pics? have been waiting months :L :(

post arsehole

*fixes posture* *eyes on the target* *walks up*
Well hello there young lady don't tell me you are alone on such a magnificent night. Wan't some company?

hmmm
need to learn to drive
get the train to toil
it's ok but i'd like to learn

i believe in cure through exposure or exposure therapy for various phobias
been trying to cure my little sister's rape phobia for a month now and we're making good progress

Moni, the /brit/ community has been incredibly supportive of you and often offered you sage advice. I think you should offer an updated picture of yourself so we can admire your womanly form.

the goal

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Is it pronounced Moh-nee or Mah-nee, Monica?

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when is the paki tranny sex offender going to return to his street shitting homeland

chilli sauce??? on a fucking donut??????? oh my days

Post your fuck hole little slave boy
I'm gonna make you lick my shoes and stand in dogshit on purpose before you do

Hey there wagie, your shirts ironed yet?

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is this how women go down the steps

Find it baffling sometimes as to how some commuters can be so unaware
>coming to a dead stop while walking
>waiting by standing right in the middle of a walkway
>standing still on the walking side of an escalator
>not making a tunnel in front of opening train doors
Could go on

the audience has spoken

same bus driver drove past my stop despite me waiting right beside him two days in a row now

Not gonna happen though is it laaalalala
I'll settle for a whore without social media

*runs away*

Millie Bobby Brown was at the F1 today. She was looking pretty hot.

what was the best gimmique in /brit/ history?

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when nobody is looking yes

People who dead stop on the footpath need to be beaten with an iron pipe

*Diagnostic scan*
*BEEP BEEP POOR AND BETA*
Get away from me you freak!

I don't feel I need to validate myself by posting pics here anymore

S-shut the fuck up. My washing machine broken and flooded my kitchen and hour ago. Don't know what to do

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broken britain

y pee poo food

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The new years one? And he threatened to stab any Manchester /brit/ posters lmao. Of course when he did actually meet a /brit/ poster irl he didn't stab him, because he's so desperate for "friendship" kek

remember when he posted his cock
grim grim grim

moni and other trannies are textbook narcissists desu

never in my life have I crossed a street on a red light
I'm not bragging mind you but I do think such behaviour should be universal

nonce

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>watches shitty motorsports
>lusts after underage girls
IRA confirmed

I want to pin you down and make you submit you little sissy

how do I test if she loves me

haha you're still bitter about it aren't you?

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user gets ostracized by friends, finds Jow Forums /brit/, BAM autism! Many such cases!

Moni what is your engame?
You can't have children

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Freak

barbarians the lot of them

are you worried that you might regret your transition in the future and will find yourself unable to undo the harm you've done to yourself?

isn't that a place in morrowind

little bastard

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using baby formula when you don't have to is essentially child abuse

Are the IRA well known for liking F1? I don't get it

once heemed a paki for trying to get on the train before everyone had get off
everyone else said it was fair enough

I could easily make a good top dominant gay cunt but it's a shame I hate queers and think it's disgusting lol

But it could be hot to dominate another guy though but in reality it probably wouldn't be. Imagine pounding a bird and feeling stubble on your shoulder stabbing into you lmao

stage a major fuck up in your life
act like you're weak

that's the ultimate test

Imagine the smell of Amer's perineum.

Got into the habit of getting drunk before sleep every day so I don't have to face the horror of laying down in bed alone with my thoughts and with nothing to distract me.

Is this bad? I haven't gone to sleep sober in weeks.

Jesus christ I get way too deep into my own day dreams, it honestly kills me some time when I come out of my bubble and realise I will never ever meet my dream girl

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Love that we have people like poley

literally like a soap, except you know somewhere in rochdale this person actually exists

Ben shaprio ANALLY ANNIHILATED by BASED KIKE GIRL

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fucking hell that was 3 years ago

Imagine partaking in a protest

He was a normie and I showed him mercy

>dont post porn
oh, now youve done it

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If I'm driving late at night I'll run red lights because I can see no one is coming.

the good old days

Kys disgusting cunt

i've been supporting you all these years when everyone else was against you, and this is the thanks i get?
frankly disgusting expected better from you

moms been doing this for twenty years and shes alright (eyes are a bit yellow though)

are you an anglo /brit/?

me, no

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so poleaboo is now moni who is a trap? haven't been here in a year or so

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>are you worried that you might regret your transition in the future and will find yourself unable to undo the harm you've done to yourself?
If I hadn't transitioned, I'd be miserable or dead now

thoughts

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Hate fussy eaters

How did brit lads know it was fake but poley didnt tho?

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