I wish we'd declare war against the united states

Can't we just settle this in a game of Half Life 2: Deathmatch instead? i vote we play on dm_lockdown.

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It shall be the New World War.
LAN Cables will run the entirerty of the west and eastern coasts of the continent.

But we're the New World (Saint Pierre et Miquelon and other islands)

Nukes make everything better

Could the state of Michigan solo Canada?

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Okay but no micspam, any loud recordings of Now That's What I Call 60s being played over your microphone my mom will kick me off the family computie.

Fine, but you can only use whatever standing forces you already have stationed on those islands and French Guiana. No other outside reinforcements.

I think Texas or California could one-on-one either country and still have a 50/50 chance of winning

Same but only so they beat us and we can all be united in one country :3

You're no fun
Can we use Québécois merc?

I know those fuckers can easily win, I was just wondering about a mid tier state

ya michigan can take canada. pretty sure we have some f35's stationed there now.

>Americans in charge of geography

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Have we started a fire?

They'd already be fighting with Canada so it wouldn't make a difference

Would they...? :>

when and how can we effectively wipe americans off the map?

ah shit look at all these countries that want us to annex them

Never, and you couldn't

First order of business is closing down the Persian Gulf strait. Iran cooperation can help us here. Shutting off their main oil source will be critical to shutting down their navy. They're way too reliant on the free trade oil and have overextended themselves by building massive military and domestic infrastructure dependant on it.
Why do you think they're subservient dogs to Saudi Arabia?

Living on a continent with Americans must be suffering.

stop giving us all your money for starters

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oh, you want in on this too lanky?

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yeah, just look at the latinos; especially mexicans

We support you.

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You see what happens when leafs reef Jow Forums?

I wish we'd sign a military pact with China, Russia, and Finland. We'll split it three ways; China controls Eastern Asia, has one half of Canada, and AUSNZ. Russia controls Eastern Europe (+ Germany), and MENA. Finnish Khanate reigns supreme over the rest of Europe and has access to Korean concubines for reparations. Americans control the rest of the Americas, islands included, and Liberia for autism sake.

This would create world peace, prove me wrong.

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Truly our best buddy

Brazil will help our american brothers in case you niggers chimp out

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Best ally. You boys really getting gunz?

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You can take our jew gold to buy tanks

Sure, just how the continental system went to plan and stopped the British against Napoleon.

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Yes

Yes, we would and any dog between "canadian" and our vengeance will get sorted out by god.

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Oh, my bad, I thought he said you would fight FOR them

>semi-automatic machine guns
dumb potatoniggers

Sure worked out last time, huh?

We could unironically take on most of the world at once. As long as Russia and China stay out we'd butt fuck everyone simultaneously.

Actually I'm re reading his phrase and I'm starting to have doubts.

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i'm in

You can't without us taking the rest of you fuckers with us.

>semi-automatic
>machine guns

finland no, I thought we were friends.

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the only friends you have are the saudis and some shit

I don't want to be friends with Saudis, they're meanies.

Its kinda scary thinking America would destroy the world if anybody ever dared challenge them.

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Me too, friend.

Mexico has no tanks and no combat aircraft. California or Texas National Guard could defeat Mexico in a matter of days without even using federal troops.

Canada has at least some form of military capability, but it would be destroyed in hours by precision fires because most of it is within a few miles of the border and cannot be defended.

France might actually be a challenge to conquer.

Nigga you have it backwards. America would shut down the Middle East with its air superiority and prevent the rest of the world from getting oil. You make fun of the US for its reliance on oil but you forget that the rest of the world also needs gas to power it’s weapons.

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>Shutting off their main oil source will be critical to shutting down their navy. They're way too reliant on the free trade oil and have overextended themselves by building massive military and domestic infrastructure dependant on it.
America has huge oil reserves. Good luck trying to starve America of energy or actual food, it won't happen. The only thing we could be successfully embargoed on are some rare earth metals and none of you cunts have them, only China or Australia.

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>I wish a nigga would
we need a good war, and this time we could annex no problemo

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We're a net energy exporter now. We have more than enough oil to sustain the Navy by ourselves.

please do, I could finally larp a good videogame irl

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>France might actually be a challenge to conquer
They'll surrender

China maybe. But Russia? meh they are weak as fuck. Nobody takes them seriously. They can only bully Ukraine

Canuckistani military is an oxymoron. They don't even buy gas for most of their ground vehicles anymore let alone maintain or train with them, and they were routinely losing firefights and even got BTFO on the strategic level a few times against the fucking Taliban in their sector in Afghanistan, and that was more than 10 years ago. Their armed forces have gotten even shittier since then.

>innocent Canadians
YEAH TARIFF 'EM

>do some bants against the USA
>LOL FUCKING DUMBASS WE COULD LITERALLY DESTROY THE ENTIRE WORLD IN A WAR WE ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE HOO RAH USA

>not dm_overwatch

>his nation is too big of a shithole to want a war

Sad!

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Reminder that America has already lost two wars against Canada.

To be fair, Mexico City is constantly using extensive pump systems to continuously drain the basin's water. If they turn them off the lakes would return quickly.

me on the left(not shown) you on the right

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Spain will abstain

and that would be a bad thing?

is this a world war thread?

What's stopping you? Call Trudeau and tell him what you want

The USA could unironically take on the entire world at once

we have the military budget to theoretically take on the whole world at once
but if people start throwing hundreds of millions of armored vehicles and billions of troops at us we're probably going to lose