Why would you want to live in the country? it's so boring!

>why would you want to live in the country? it's so boring!

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That's not even NPC thinking, it's just an objective fact of the market. The country is cheap because no one wants to drive an hour to actually get to anything relevant (or, alternatively, toil for $35,000 a year while never having anything to do period).

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>I find the material world more entertaining than the virtual world

this is why i want to live in marquette, michigan. it's the perfect combination of city and country.

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fishing and hunting is all that's relevant to me and it's 30 minutes away

>fishing and hunting is all that's relevant to me
and you'll claim to not be an easily entertained NPC lol

I live by a lake and can be downtown in zurich is 25 minutes. Less than a drive from parkdale to the beaches in Toronto. Same when I was doing residency in chicago, 15 minutes from our farmhouse into the city

You are just some dumb fuck city dweller with no conception of anything. Probably luke 15 years old.

Also, saying hunting and fishing is NPC? You probably jack off in your undergrad CS class thinking its a real science and worth something, when in reality you are another peon codemonkey or eng undergrad. Useless useless useless.

Youre the NPC.

lol you can't call someone an npc when your idea of entertainment is shopping malls and performances of jewish focus group tested bullshit

>the only things to do in a city are movies and jewish plots
>hunting and fishing are all i need

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i would tell you to shoot yourself but you're obviously an anti gun queer so hang yourself with your rhinestone belt

nope, gun owner, yet another NPC response of "you think X so you must Y" lmao

then why live somewhere where you can't use it? your life must suck

who said i can't? i can shoot any and all home intruders, go to an indoor/outdoor range any time i want, and i still don't have to live in the cousinfuckin' boonies like you LMAO

Stop bullying OP and making him bleep bloop.

Being 25 minutes away from civilization is not rural countryside land

i don't have to worry about home intruders because my neighbors are miles away and even then are rich law abiding whites

>i don't have to worry about home intruders because i literally live in the middle of nowhere with nothing to do and nobody to interact with

ah, you're good then!

>System.out.println("I am content with nothing ever happening in my 200 people village, living a meaningless life, paying taxes to the city and dying a meaningless death")

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>nothing to do
there's far, far more shit to do in the sticks if you have healthy test levels. fishing, hunting, riding 4x4s, hiking, building shit, blowing things up, etc.
>nobody to interact with
how is being surrounded by nonwhites and queers a good thing?

>there's far, far more shit to do in the sticks if you have healthy test levels. fishing, hunting, riding 4x4s, hiking, building shit, blowing things up, etc.
YEEYEEEEEEEEEEE CLETUS AFTER WE'RE DONE AT OUR MINIMUM WAGE WALMURT JAWBS LETS GO MUDDIN AND BLOWIN UP SOME FUGGIN' TANNERITE HAW HAW GAWD BLESS AMERICA DUMB CITY SLICKERS CAN'T KNOW THIS JOY YEEYEE

>how is being surrounded by nonwhites and queers a good thing?
how is being surrounded by nobody and nothing a good thing?

you're a robot

enlighten me on things to do in the city that aren't girl or fag shit because i can't think of any

he says while posting on a chinese cartoon discussion forum at 2:50 in the morning

>DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, its got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, its a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! its also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i'm fuckin JACKED man, im gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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can i start with "good and plentiful high paying jobs"? is that a good starting point? how about just "jobs"?

I want to live in the Italian countryside.

GUYS, GUYS. Just have a duel and see who shoots the other faster

seething rural mongoloid

where did this triangle nose meme come from?

not him, but cs is not "real science" by any means. but why did you even bring it up as it has nothing to do with the topic? are you some kind of a loser who does "real science" for pennies? cs jobs pay well and that's the most important thing. also, fuck off to /sci/ with this shit. faggot