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worrying that this is all probably the same person

>fat nigger nose
>fat rubbery lips
>greasy hair
>acne
LMAOing

Post a selfie lads want to see how ugly i am. If everyone does it its fine

>he's fookin' ugleh! 'is lips ent thin like mine, an' what's all that fookin shite on his 'ed, real norf blokes go bald at 16!

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is the norwegian a proper norwegian or is it schizoleaf again

remember when /brit/ was a thread dedicated to the discussion of Britain and British culture?

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Alex Jones being reasonable

5'11'' 60kg

he's always reasonable

He looks like Claude

>fracking

holy fuck forgot this was a topical issue. haven't heard about it in yonks

People I like: 190cm, gorilla lips, tismokiwi, jordan
People I rate: the above, plus don malaponte

People I do not like: schizoleaf, enemies of the above, poleaboo
People I do not rate: the above, plus thailad, and paul pogba

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is that directed towards me or gayface?

5' 6" 57kilos
wanna lose 5 or 10 kilos desu

norf pintman is a hard man though
190 is not

I actually do normally trim it to stubble but I had negected to that day. what do you mean by get rid of it though? go completely clean shaven and reveal my subhuman jawline more or leave myself with an islamic beard growing

The UK courts just allowed to go ahead here

rate

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>tismokiwi
please do not call me that, call me dunedin

It seems my attractiveness has caused a degree of consternation!

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alri honeybadger

People I rate: bucks, Herts, lanc, sershlad, norfolk, dormers, hampshireanime

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
let me guess, you're 16?

nobody cares josie

>Louis C.K. walks on stage
>"Good evening ladies and gentlemen...you're in for quite the show tonight"
>*applause*
>"Before we go any further...let us turn off these lights, these damned inventions of the white devil. Let us return to out natural state,BLACKness"
>Lights are turned off, but bonfires are being lit on stage and in the audience.
>Meanwhile, Louis has stripped naked, and a huge cauldron is being brought on stage.
>All the blacks in the theatre start chanting "cuck cuck cuck" slowly growing louder.
>"In this cauldron is a sacred Nubian concoction made from the semen carefully extracted from vaginas of wives who have been bred by black bucks. It symbolizes the conquering of the white race.
>Louis lowers his pale, naked body slowly into the cauldren of semen. He rubs himself sensually, and his tiny white dick gets more and more erect. "cuck cuck cuck cuck" the chanting continues to roar on.
>Louis begins moaning and masturbating violently. Some white people in the audience are shocked, but when they try to leave they find the doors locked.
>Louis moans come out in a gasping sputter as his hands are a blur in his slimy crotch.
>Right as Louis reaches his climax, a black buck thrusts a huge horn resembling a BBC in front of Louis face. Louis puts it to his lips and....
>BRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>The sound of Louis orgasm echoes around the chamber, competing with the deafening chant of "cuck cuck cuck"
>Zulu warriors emerge from the shadows of the theatre,killing all the white males in the audience with spears. The white women blush with anticipation as they are dragged towards the stage, where dozens of black bucks await with massive, throbbing erections.
>At this point Louis is being spitroasted between the girths of two massive black men.
>He pulls his mouth off of one of the mans cocks with a slluurpp and grabs the mic. Panting, he says:
>LADIES AND GENTLEMAN,WELCOME TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!

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5'7 78kg

www.reddit.com/r/Maybot

No...

sorry forgot to say liam isn't allowed to reply

Who is the ugliest man on brit?
Who is the best looking?

its been going on for more than 40 years in the UK just fine. Only reason the yanks have any issues is because the oil & gas companies own their local government and police, so their illegal activities go unpunished.

6’2” 105kg

me
me

5 11 and 95kg
bit on the chubby side

me

doxxable info

me
me

Reckon I’m probably the best looking to be fair

Crazy man has saved my photos and is larping as me. Pay no attention

out of the people who properly post themselves?
ugliest is sicilian lad
good looking is probably jeff and I'm a racist and I'd admit that

Ddddddogshit.

5'8 67kg

ah yes 16 year old canadians, famously big fans of obscure antipodean 80s music
idiot

Only in Waking life, 17 years ago

you
me

SCREECHING AND SHITTING at this post by sicily

4'9" 50st

Post pics then. Let's settle it.

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1,93m 85KG

/brit/'s standards are in the gutter.

alan's more handsome than jeff (no homo)
and there are some ass ugly yanks that have posted their face 2bh, worse than malaponte

I'm NOT sicily
I'm the American that posted his face last thread
and all of those applied to me as well

yeah, literally

Seriously, girls don't go for looks. It's all about confidence. The thing is better looking guys just tend to have more confidence so they get the girls but it's not the looks that mattered, it was the confidence he gained from those looks.

It's 100% about confidence.

>stone

poms are worse than yanks when it comes to weighing things

>>tismokiwi
>please do not call me that, call me dunedin

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Reckon I’m a 7/10, not the best but I’m sure I’m far more attractive than most of you

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would be tempted if i wasn't from here. not worth the possible dox.

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>its all about confidence bro girls don't care about looks

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>It's 100% about confidence.
Well no it isn't and when you grow out of nappies you'll realise this.

>ywn be as naturally handsome as gayface

feels pretty bad, I preferred it when I believed everyone who posted here was as ugly as me

Sicily you silly wog

Cider?

Exceptional post lad. What colours do you fly?

iconic image here

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LOL you look like a wet rat
I mog you

thank you for supporting the australian music industry

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>alan's more handsome than jeff (no homo)
no
you're fucking out of your skull
jeff has the best facial features here

Yes lad

i am the famed schizoleaf
ask me what thou ponderest and i shall provide thee with a frank and vague correspondence

guarantee she fucking reeks IRL. fucking detest brittany, ugly mutt

I just want a cig...

Patrician

was feeling like shit about those handsome chad pics and then

this runt made me feel a lot better

a British 7 is a yank 4.5
nigga you ugly

Alan is better looking than Jeff
Jeff has a comical east African head

manlet

Kinda looks like my former oneitis

you'd scrub up well actually

Alright then prove it you ugly cunt

no problem la

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Wtf are you talking about

why not

no you're not

The important thing to remember is that we are all ugly on the inside. And like Roald Dahl said
>“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

Reckon I'm 6/10. Can pull on a night out if I bother. Fucked some alright looking birds who were out of my league tbf which is alri by me

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