/cum/ Cana Meri Mexi

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the left cant meme

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I deserve a gf.

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For me, it's toes

haven't played battlefield 3 in ages

changed the orientation of my bed, dunno if i can sleep tonight

>tfw you went to check out and fap to mia khalifa for the first time because you thought the girl in the music vid was her voice

HIT OR MISS

Grave Digger

fact > fiction

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Mia Khalifa has a cute voice desu it's a bit deeper but is still cute

Too many syllables for a dog to understand

idk how people make this mistake its obviously a mia khalifa dis song.

8^O

You're a whore
You don't deserve anything

Call him digger but grave digger when you introduce him

all my crypto passwords are stored in gmail. am i safe???

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Starscream

>ruins pepe with political iconography
thanks

She’s really black and I think people might hear ‘nigger’ over ‘digger’

Call him Napoleone Buonapart, His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Emperor of the French, King of Italy, First Consul of the French Republic, President of the Italian Republic, Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine, Co-Prince of Andorra, and Mediator of the Swiss Confederation

>muh cartoon frog

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yorkies are a British doggo tho

gmail info has leaked en masse before

Even better

Thanks god Napoleone Buonaparte was ITALIAN not a fr*nchoid

BF3 doesn't want to work, crashes after a few seconds of launching :(

>perfect allies don't exi-

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Akko is a sloot but she just doesnt know it yet

SAY IT

watched Hellraiser for the firs time
really liked it

>/cm/
gay

the best alliance

the best board

Zombieland saga is good

guess I won't be playing Battlefield 3 after all

Blue wave or red wave?
Red Sox or dodgers?

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wish i could be as old as i was when i was playing that and not giving a shit about anything else just shooting people with the m98b

my bait thread isnt getting any replies

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I'm proud to be American

link it

Link it I’ll reply

It only cost $26 to buy residency in Mexico right?

do you stupid fucking leafs ever get tired of seeing all the chinks and hapas hiding behind your country's flag insulting your allies?

t. chinaman who moved to the US instead of canada

Unironically thinking of sending her a donation.

I'm just tired of seeing all the chink apologists, troll or not, posting from canadian flags
It makes me sick
it's like when you see all the spic apologists posting from american flags

Won't she say your name on stream if you do? Go for it you'll get fap material for a week you pathetic faggot

Post Anne Frank

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i can't help but find stuff like that funny

I wish I could catch Ann frank

>blocks your path

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this shit isn't funny
it's anti-intellectual, pop-history autism that corrupted /his/ and ruined the board's culture

sure it ruined it but thats just what every board is like nowadays

Diarrhea out of my bum

I'm a healthy and virtuous male, why can't I find a gf to watch anime with? It's not fair.

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...

gf is listening to indie music loudly again

You got to be able to offer something else to a woman not only watching media entertainment everyday in a dark room.

I offer a female resources for her and our offspring, a roof and walls to protect from rain, cold, and predators. I offer my devotion, love, and companionship and deep intellectual understanding of Japanese media for meaningful conversation on the art form we both love.

What am I missing?

what are pensions
are they related to the "401k"?

Goodnight, /cum/

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the BBC

Goodnight /cum/

My cable package includes the BBC news channel.

Tomorrow.
I will get the white gf

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I'm going to contribute to the rising number of kids born out of wedlock if I don't get married in the next 5 months

wish i had a game like Oblivion to get immersed in

I hope that means your will be impregnating your devoted gf out of wedlock and then raising the children together

She's already 4 months pregnant and we do plan on staying together

Don't really wanna have kids

I can't stand captcha anymore wah

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I don't know that feel

I've wanted to have kids since highschool and am very excited

No one said goodnight to me

Congratulations desu. I honestly wish you all the best and will pray for your clan's happiness.

gn

I don't get people who specifically want to have kids to take care of them. sounds like a shitty motivation for a kid to have

you like captcha?

Thanks

wait in case it sounded dubious, I don't get people who want kids to care after the parents

>you like captcha?
No

Which is more sane, Kyle or Stan?

Kyle because he's cuter

This is what a average young mexican mother buys every sunday at night

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Yikes!

Based

>anime protagonist does something embarrassing
>have to pause the show and go for a walk to cool down.

>finally get gf at 23
>after 6 months realize she's more mentally ill than me

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Very hungry, wish I had some chips and beer

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oof, unhealthy

But is the pussy good?

god i wish i was a girl

i wanna pee but some dude is puking his guts out in one of the stalls and it sounds nasty

get some headphones lil bitch

>42 degrees
fuck me dudes
how do you guys do it

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Why am I at college. I don’t want to get up early for class. I’ll probably fail in the real world anyway. I don’t have any good friends. All I have is getting called a mutt on Jow Forums

I wish mine would kick me out already so I can finally fully give up on life and end it

oh man i'm clammering for some winter weather right now

i nearly failed out of school before i made the switch to art after taking a drawing class
boy do i love drawing now and now i'm fucking hot babes on the daily

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I don't believe this

idc, go off urself then nerd