Fuck Halloween and fuck Americans

Fuck Halloween and fuck Americans.

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Haha you sure told them lad. xD

Owned us, epic style

Okay, THIS is epic

>Aussies trick or treat in 35 degree weather

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I don't see the appeal of halloween. Luckily we don't celebrate it.

Now that's what I call an ebin despacito pwnage right there my dude XD

Last year I got laid because I wore a Waldo outfit and some girl came up to me, poked me and said "Found you"

Americans really get into holidays. Most people decorate their houses to look haunted and it's genuinely scary as a kid. Fog machines, animatronics that jump out and scream, everybody is dressed as monsters, it's cold and dark outside. To the kid it's a challenge to face his fears and walk to the front door, and defeat all of the scary things along the way. The reward is a bag full of candy. The adults walking along their kids usually have some sort of alcohol and tax their kid's candy. After trick or treating is over, all of the kids dump their candy on the living room floor and start trading. Then we finish off the night with a scary movie. It's fun as fuck

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>it's genuinely scary as a kid.
only if you were a huge pussy as a kid