/brit/

sociopath

youtu.be/vXI9fsSL5LI

Doubt I ever breathed the same air with a female

Ah it wouldn't have been a problem if I knew what she looked like before. I have had the hair 'plant myself so it' s only fair play. But I didn't know what she was like before and it would be rude to ask.

Unitoil presentation today haha going to bottle in, partner and I are woefully underprepared wish me luck

Was good to meet thailad that day

That word is so misused nowadays, it was just a bit of a laugh.

I'm just taking the piss with Alan
I don't actually hate him

I do

do you like americans?

I wouldn't put a hair transplant in the same category as plastic surgery tbf

I wanna go to Cambodia lad. Was reading about their history and the francophile influence is very interesting. Have you been?

based townes
youtu.be/DW4XgQvcDsQ

weed is basically legal there

Not really, I went to a Casino on the border years ago. There's no real appeal to the place for me.

someone post the pic of alan's massive hand "girl"friend

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Yeah most people I know who go there are druggies. Not really interested in that myself. More like the pure south east Asian energy with French influence then again I could also get it in Vietnam which seems safer and more developed too

I've been to Cambodia
the temples were nice but they probably have them all throughout SE Asia
the old french colonial architecture was cool I suppose, but the big cities are clearing it away and putting in new stuff

what does this mean? you've never touched another woman?

imagine Alan pissing her off and getting a mighty slap with those frankenstein hands

reckon "she" has a few inches on him

love how in the doctor who episode about racism, the minority characters are all like "it gets better", yet the entire story is about a white human from far enough in the future to get a time travel device is still racist enough to want to stop rosa parks lol

holy fuck

listening to The Jesus and Mary Chain - Just Like Honey
imagining if I showed the protogf the music video haha

You are vile rodents. Picking up on a random nice girl (who was never my girlfriend), the viles being the French little shit who got that image in the first place. Just imagining what your life is like gives me nausea my dudes.

As I played the last post on the bugle
I heard them say
"Oh that boy's no different today
Except in every single way"…

yeah 'Nam is probably a better choice if you want to see French Indochinese architecture

what did I say? she has manly hands, that's all. it's not like I went out of my way to look her up and tell her she has manly hands

LMAO FUCK ME she could get all the shopping bags in one trip with those hands

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seen builders with softer hands

george george george of the jungle (ahhhhhhhh) watch out for that tree

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In 1940 the Ministry of Information launched an "Anger Campaign" to instill "personal anger ... against the German people and Germany", because the British were "harbouring little sense of real personal animus against the average German". This was done to strengthen British resolve against the Germans. Sir Robert Vansittart, the Foreign Office's chief diplomatic advisor until 1941, gave a series of radio broadcasts in which he said that Germany was a nation raised on "envy, self-pity and cruelty" whose historical development had "prepared the ground for Nazism" and that it was Nazism that had "finally given expression to the blackness of the German soul".[52]

might head to switzerland and get euthanised

Fuck me, that's abnormal

getting the daily dose of r/braincels

ugh not very tolerant at all

can't tell if he's being serious
might phone up the Royal Thai Police Immigration Division and tell them there's an Algerian who may be having mental troubles
Those asians don't like people with mental problems in their country

BOYS ONLY WANT LOVE IF IT'S TORTURE
DON'T SAY I DIDN'T I DIDN'T WARN YA

Ah yes, the democratic proclivity for peace

Now I know why he went bald, those hands ripped all his fucking hair out

changed my mind just going to put my head on some train tracks instead

taking a lass out on wednesday
wants to be an intersectional feminist writer and calls herself queer even though she only shags men
daft little bint she is

>Go on /brit/
>I SHAG
>erectile dysfunction asian manlet
>hooptie dooptie wanka banka
>gf lads
>poo

tooters lads

this thread has me giggling like the pillsbury dough boy

>shit banter just trying to fit in
>yank-specific reference
why are you here again?

would absolutely destroy my hand grippers

trappin for the cause

wypipo be all like >

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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niggoid alert

based white people

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umm no /brit/ is a proud supporter of the Cheddar tribe mate

white people

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Morning slags?

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>based white people
>white people

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fucking howling
which one of you was this

imagine actually being in the SS and getting your gf to wear your uniform for a photo
cute!

I can't get a gf because of the innate worthlessness of men

raped when the russians invaded

well I'm a tumbler

yeah slavs can get a little rapey

so can jews
maybe hitler was just an anti-rape SJW

would ruin this jew bitch

I'm getting peckish lads. What are you all gonna get for din din?

think i have to be part slav because i have a bit of a rape fetish

part nigger

the jew cries in pain as he strikes you

hahahaha I made that

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You ever watch amateur slavic porn from russia?
it's usually a small girl getting ambiguously butt"raped"

think the lithuanian might be schizoleaf but he is similar to most Jow Forumstards

Girl smiled at me at the bus stop. Think she's the one.

howling

they dont know why thats funny unfortunately

hello btw

youtube.com/watch?v=Pvgb5a7vuLs
had whisky for breakfast again

me im a prolific ass rapist

>lithuanian

youtube.com/watch?v=5OEehlggPp0

I want to fuck an Australian girl.

>tfw you get so little affection that you fall for any girl showing you some

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>i remember the names of irrelevant eastern euro countries

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youtube.com/watch?v=bmXHf6pL6jk

Aussie women are bombshells, love the feminine accent too.

On my second Zooper Dooper (this time it's Orange flavoured).

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lmao at these vampiric thots

>I post on Jow Forums but I don't know my basic flags
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